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Episode Fifty-Six has guest Disco Dracula return for a very special announcement. Among other news not dealing with his sex life, this episode sees the return of episode Fifty-Four's form of talking a whole shit ton and then reading two stories and then talking a little bit more. This episode is wholly dedicated to the discussion of IT before the 2017 release, having read the cancelled 2015 script...

Episode Fifty-Seven has guest Sir Boo Berry back for another exciting episode where we follow up a series from a story we read on his last episode(forty-two). We start by talking about a horror convention and our first early impressions of IT, but we quickly get into reading some stories and theorizing its ambiguity. These are the Last Texts my Brother Sent Before He Went Missing(23:32) by chris24...

Episode Fifty Eight features guest Frowns McBooHoo, with host Captain Death, back for part THREE of another year's Christmas Special! This holiday season we tackle MUCH better stories than episodes Five and Six from last year, but HEY, here we are. Hope you all have a Happy Holiday and get nogged and listen to some Christmas Spoops! Elf on the Shelf(8:18) by The Vesper's Bell https://www.creepypas...

Episode fifty-three features another newbie named Tenron Otrin, here with us today, reading some SERIOUS ISH. When i was young, I loved Pokemon and not much else, too. Who the fudge is this masked guy, though? I wouldn't watch that shit. This is a long one SO STRAP IN, FOLKS. 1999(16:47) by Camden Lamont Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring...

It’s a new series with Cannibal Siren, folks! I know it’s what you wanted, what can I say, I know what the people want. Unfortunately, however, we’e not monster-fucking on this one. Oh, no. No, no. Not that way, at least. There is consent involved in what Cannibal Siren does. Let’s not get too far away from it, there is a monster in this one, and he’s getting close to us in all the worst ways; Non...

We’re getting closer and closer to the finale effort of CK Walker’s coming of age tale about the mystery, betrayal, and disappointment that it is to be a child burdened by the system. Sam gets up to some shit. Kimber is definitely there. Kyle, not so much. Django Phillips is ready for it to be over. And me, well, I’m just wishing there were more opportunities to hear Jimmy Prescott talk cause I th...

Mark Rooster is back with returning guest Alley Cat to discuss fun horror movies we’ve watched and then we jump into a fun story. What’s great about the movie-talk is the fact that Alley Cat hasn’t seen much of the Horror genre to begin with, and conversely, Mark Rooster has arguably seen TOO MUCH. And what’s great about the story is the fact that it harps on the Philadelphia Experiment and pays h...

Terry the Tickler and Harold Heavy Hands aren’t here for long but we just finished seeing a movie we felt the need to talk about. And then I remembered there had been like 13 other movies we should ALSO talk about. And then the episode just kind of became “Let’s talk about horror movies.” Midsommar(32:38) Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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Like all good things in life, everything ends. And just like all BAD things in life, sometimes they end for a reason. Well, what about problematic things? If you’ve been listening this long, you know they linger. Today, Django Phillips and I are going to finish our journey to Mt. Doom, I mean, the baby mill, and put an end to this once and for all. Seriously, if there is a part VI, I don’t know wh...

This story is TANTALIZING. It’s like a fresh cup of water when you’ve been stuck in a desert all year, next to the sun, and the only thing you have to read is BORRASCA and it’s DISAPPOINTING. This is the opposite of disappointing. I can see now why people had been recommending it for a couple years. This story deserves the love it’s been given, it deserves the appreciation of reddit’s base. Frankl...

Let’s take a break for a second to announce our new MERCH STORE at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio You like someone on the show, BUY THEIR FACE! You like the show? BUY THE SHIRT! Now then, quickly move forward onto the new episode. It’s another solo, just me and you, baby. You can even watch.. if you want? Just kidding, this is a podcast! You can’t watch anything but yo...

Cryin’ Hawaiian knows what the kids want. He’s really in tune with this generation. He knows that sometimes when kids don’t listen, and the education system is failing you, the only alternative is -of course- indoctrination! Correct. This isn’t what we expected but that isn’t to say it was bad. Here’s an episode full of stoned rambling and a short little diddy for the boys and girls. When all else...

Tenron and I are BACK IN THE WOODS and I don’t know if this is literal or metaphorical for being lost in the DENSE WOODS OF PUBERTY. It’s weird reading a story where it’s almost like the narrator is a manipulative little teenage asshole trying to get laid by a girl who is going through some serious personal shit; or If it’s reminding me of how I was when I was younger and my prude girlfriend would...

To congratulate Frowns on his return home, I thought I’d give him and what the people want. One of the worst episodes of all time. Reading one of the worst stories of all time. Yes. This is Harry Potter Fan-Fiction. No. This has nothing to do with our show. Enjoy. My Immortal(1:20) by Tara Gilesbie https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13351337/1/My-Immortal Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.co...

You know how they say “An Apple a Day, keeps the doctors away?” Well, this doctor loves apples almost as much as he loves alcoholism. Doctor Enkenstein is back for another episode of fun little stories, jumping all over the Reddit Nosleep map. We land on some goodies, some less than goodies, and some confusies; but that’s the gamble of a random episode like so. It’s a lot of fun, I definitely reco...

Tenron Otrin is back for another thrilling episode about adolescent and pre-pubescent attraction, seduction, detraction, addition, subtraction, and rejection. We join our narrator again in the throes of young love and young stupidity as he continues to do not-spooky shit and instead whine about girls. Why do people like this story? I’m starting to suspect reddit no sleep is for lonely asshats. I’m...

This episode is Sofa King all over the place. But I love it. And you love it. Or else why would you listen? Back in the states, bringing you an episode I recorded over the summer with one of our newbies, Sofa King, I’m feeling the labor of love as I edit this episode 30,000 feet in the air with a child who I shit-you-not is screaming like some kind of banshee two rows ahead of me and I’m really tr...

You wanna hear us talk about movies? Good. The last one was well-reviewed and got a lotta hits, so here we are doing another one. Mark Rooster and I are back to talk about Rob Zombie’s new film THREE FROM HELL - but we also hop along the board. We talk about Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Ready or Not, House of 1000 Corpses, and Devil’s Rejects as well. We also give special credence to the Mah...

Tis the season to be spooky, right folks? Comic-Con was dope, Gnarly Charlie got married -bless his soul-, I’m flying out to California this week to go to Halloween Horror Nights in Hollywood, the finale of Spire in the Woods is going to come out the week of Halloween, Tenron Otrin and I are going to release the first LP’s on the Youtube:: It’s one hell of a season! I hope everyone is having a fun...

I was so zoned out and twisted in Cali this last weekend that I didn’t post this episode on time. This also benefits this episode because WhereAmI? And I are conveniently twisted during this entire recording. This is another text-book-twisted episode with WhereAmI? And we read several stories, some more relevant than others. This one is for the fans and friends who need a pick-me-up this holiday s...

This is funny, you ready for this? This is going to be a hoot. I’m finally catching up with my old pal Scutch MacGee and we’re FINALLY breaking down the Game of Thrones last season. It’s probably the most horrifying thing I saw this year, if I’m being honest. If you’re not into us meandering through our depressive Game of Thrones talk, feel free to skip to the time-codes below for the stories I kn...

Before you even touch this finale, you better get over to our Youtube and check out the first episode of our Let’s Play series because if that shit doesn’t get enough views, I’m done. Lol I’ll never do another one. It’s too much work. This podcast is easy but that is something else. I can see why other people hire people to edit their stuff because it’s a lot. SO WATCH IT. Tenron joins me for anot...

The Boys are back in town-Boys are back in town! I mean, we’re home, after all. The first half of this recording took place in California and the latter half took place back home in the lair. You can tell because the parts where we’re in California because we sound about 50% more stoned. We’re a little less stoned in Pennsylvania because LEGALITY and shit. The first hour is dedicated to Horror Nig...

Cannibal Siren and I are going on a spooky adventure and you’re along for the ride, fuckers. We join two hapless suckers in the midst of their vacation before the big wedding day. They’ve decided to take a trip up to the mountains of Colorado for no reason at all whatsoever. Hilarity and spooks ensue. Bundle up in your warmest of parkas, grab your stickiest of bud buddies, and trundle your way thr...

Wow. Three years. I’m speechless. I mean, I’m not. The entire show has always been about how much I can talk and bullshit about anything, but I’m humbled by what this has become. I’ve met wonderful people and strengthened bonds with friends I never thought I’d see again. This show has been such a gift to me - but it’s also a lot of work. As we all know, the things we love are often worth the most...