Lotsa Pasta

It's not easy being on your own. You can fall in a hole. Get lost. And possibly never get out. That's why i'm afraid of spelunking. And commitment. THIS IS RELEVENT. This is also the first episode i've read a story ENTIRELY ALONE. Ted is a crazy guy that loves cave diving. I'm a crazy guy that loves crazy guy stories. Perfect. Ted the Caver(9:50) by Ted Hegemann https://www.creepypasta.com/ted-the...

Frowns is back from the great white north. He’s here for some of that SAME OL SHIT. It’s been a while, right? 2018 was garbage for a lot of us and hopefully this (recorded in November 2018) being the first episode to air in 2019, should be a good reminder of what the show originally started as: Two best friends. Sitting on a couch. Takin’ a couple bowls. And reading some spooky stories. Something...

Guess who’s here to grace us with his fucking presence? It’s the transient Transylvanian himself, Disco Dracula. Just like any other Disco Dee Episode, we start off with something stereotypical before diving into some truly meaty shit. And today’s episode is a FEAST, featuring another Disney Nosleep story before we thank the King of Horror himself, by reading one of his best short stories to date....

MOVING RIGHT ALONG, IN SEARCH OF GOOD TIMES AND GOOD NEWS, WITH GOOD FRIENDS YOU CAN’T LO-Wait- Where’s Tenron? He was just here a few minutes ago..Oh, he’s just giving the gurken a jerkin to some of those hot Asian models he follows on IG. Sweet guy, he means well, he really does. It’s just hard to be on this road trip with him when neither of us have any clue where this is going. Much like time,...

We’ve got a new guest on the show today, folks. He’s coming to us all the way from Philadelphia and he’s brought his own alcohol! We’re a little twisted, but what’s more twisted than us is this fucking story we read. It is easily one of the best stories we’ve read on the podcast, so buckle in with a nice bottle of Donkey-Elbow and butter yourself up for some twists and turns. Plot Holes(31:58) by...

WHEREAMI? Is back and we’re starting a series. I KNOW, LEFT RIGHT GAME ISN’T EVEN DONE YET AND WE’RE STARTING ANOTHER ONE. This is interesting. It seems like the town in question to most of these stories has a lot going on. There’s a weird dude and a lot of damaged people and my guest and I aren’t sure which way this is gonna go; but we like it. A is for Alzheimers(15:04) B is for Break-In(23:35)...

COUNTRY ROAD. TAKE ME HOME. TO THE PLACE. I BELOOOO—Woah. Tenron, what’s that in the distance? Is that The End? It must be, we’ve been doing this for so god damn long. It makes sense that we’ve finally made it here. This has been, by far, one of the best stories we’ve ever read on the show. If you’ve had the pleasure to join us for all 5 parts, you’ll no doubt agree with us that this has been both...

High School was crazy. I’ve had the pleasure of growing up with a majority of the people on this podcast and one of the most nostalgic is definitely Doctor Enkenstein. He and I have had more than a handful of crazy and terrible experiences with one another and by ourselves when we were younger; so much so, that whenever we hang out and start doing totally legal things with one another, it’s all we...

Wake up, wake up, boys and girls, the cock-a-doodle-doo of a new guest is here to bring some much needed knowledge to the podcast. Mark Rooster watches horror movies more than I do and talks about them on his own website under the pseudonym Clyde Burrows for http://how-many-beers.blogspot.com and I can’t recommend it enough. He has such a well-attuned taste for the genre that I know he’s going to...

WHEREAMI? No, really, where am I? Have we figured out what’s going on? Absolutely not. Are we getting closer? Absolutely. In this part 2 of the ABCs series, WHEREAMI? and yours truly get a few more inches deeper into this mystery. We’re being introduced to flashbacks and revelations we didn’t see coming, so we’re tossing all sorts of theories out there. The only problem is, we’re starting to feel...

Hark, who goes there? Ah, it is you, brother! Where hath thou found thyself, old man, Scutch MacGee? I’m done talking like that, but we’re not done talking as Scutch comes back for another episode of fun discussions and short BRUTAL scary stories. I’d say, above all his other episodes, these hurt the most. Misdirection is the name of the game, and it is unforgiving. This is not going to go how you...

I’ve spent a lot of time on the streets. You might say, I’ve been a bit of a street rat for most of my life. Let me raise that up a notch and introduce you to the new guest, and woman, who eats street rats for breakfast: Alley Cat. She’s joining Frowns McBooHoo(back from a short hiatus) and I(your Captain) on this short journey through space and time and troll pastas and we wish we didn’t read the...

Where are we at, again, WhereAmI?? Oh yeah, Alphabet time. We’re halfway through it! Will our questions be answered? Unlikely. Will there be more questions raised? Absolutely. The most important question of all, this episode is… Will you go to the Prom with me? YES? YOU MEAN IT? GREAT. Let’s get blazed beforehand. M is for Moth(37:54) N is for Neighbor(54:25) O is for Oxazepam(1:07:14) P is for Pi...

Beam me up, Daddy. Ain’t that right, Cannibal Siren? What do you think they’re gonna do to us? Probe? Butt stuff? Steal our genitals? No matter what, the only thing that matters is: we get off on it. Aliens are crazy to think about. But lots of people think about them. Including guests on this show! Well, here we are for another ALIEN EXTRATERRORESTRIAL special full of meat, bubbles, roots, and bo...

Surprise, surprise, fuckers. I mean, it was a surprise to me too when I realized the author of Borrasca did a follow up continuation to his original narrative. It was an even bigger surprise to Django Phillips, joining me on this journey once again. This time we aim to finish it. Also, we talk about video games and what’s in store for the youtube. If you aren’t subscribed there, be sure to get on...

Well, here we are. The end of another series. And what a series it has been, eh, WhereAmI? It… has been… something. I don’t know what this something is, yet. I don’t hate it. I don’t love it. And no matter how many times I listen to it, it still doesn’t make too much sense. There are some twists and turns, most questions aren’t answered, some more are raised, even less answered. WHO CARES. Art is...

Mark Rooster is back in the building or should I say alley? This is fun little story that came out of nowhere. I remember Tenron wanted to read this a while ago, but he got the Left/Right Game sooo… SNOOZE YA LOSE. This story actually has a lot in common with Left/Right Game, now that I think about it. There’s a map. There’s a method. There’s a person who goes missing. There’s a supernatural expla...

Django Phillips is regretting his involvement in this, if he hasn’t already; But luckily for me, he’s chained to the floor in my boiler room. I use to call it my DJANGO-CHAMBO but I’ve recently had to gag him to stifle the screams. Can’t have the neighbors hearing that! Or else he meets my SHINY GENTLEMEN. We talk about video games for a half hour, but if that isn’t your thing, skip to our chunk o...

Pittsburgh has a lot to offer those interested in getting spooked. However, this hotel room may have been the most unexpected spook of all. I walked in, and suddenly a ghost came out of the wall and lied down in the bed beside me. No, this isn’t going to end like episode Ninety-Nine or the Dan Aykroyd scene in Ghostbusters(I wish). No, it’s just my old pal Sir Boo Berry, come to visit me from the...

We got a three-fer! It’s been a while since we’ve had multiple people sit on the couch at once, and I have a couple lined up that I’m excited about, but this one was a request I just HAD to abide by. WHEREAMI?, after we had finished his last series, had said something along the lines of — “Get me on an episode with someone else,” and I had asked who he would like to co-star with the most, and it j...

Episode One features guest Frowns McBooHoo for the FIRST episode of the show and the QUALITY is LACKING, so please bare with us, this was a test of sorts. This first story...man...it's...it's bad. We do read some better ones though, so STAY TUNED: Hands by Unseen_Wombat(4:04) https://www.creepypasta.com/hands/ A Story to Scare my Son by OvenFriend(23:39) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Story...

Episode Two features guest Frowns McBooHoo back for a second stab at Lotsa Pasta with our Host, Captain Death, for 11 short stories. If you can't tell, the quality is already better compared to the first episode. Don't thank god, thank me. Charlie by Emil Terziev(3:56) https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=734728416677348&id=139884892828373&set=a.165472426936286 The Bad Dream (6:00) https://www....

Episode Three features guest Disco Dracula for the first time, with host Captain Death, to discuss his haunted house and 10 creepypastas full of drunkards: Wrong Turn (10:58) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Wrong_Turn The Never-Ending Road (21:15) https://www.creepypasta.com/the-never-ending-road/ I Thanked the Man Who Murdered my Only Friend by Manen_Lyset(24:04) https://www.reddit.com/r/nosl...

Episode Four features guest Django Phillips for the first time, with host Captain Death, to discuss their CreepyPasta Origins and start with a pretty stupid Pasta and then read seven GREAT Search and Rescue stories to soften the blow: The Broken Face(8:07) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Broken_Face US Forest Search and Rescue Logs by SearchAndRescueWoods(19:09) https://www.reddit.com/r/no...

Episode Five features guest Frowns McBooHoo, with host Captain Death, back again for a very merry and creepy christmas special - Part One: Christmas by CafeLegendary(6:04) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Christmas 25, 26 by Jet.98(13:42) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/25,_26 The Jolly Good Gift(30:16) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Jolly_Good_Gift He Sees You When Your Sleeping(4...