Lost in Asteria

The group is chasing after the pirate goldbeard. Running through the jungle they find in distress. Tangled by Galdrics mind control spell but eager to escape he is forced to make a hard choice.  The Rainbow Rift… Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You can find their amazing music on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

After negotiating with the pirate Goldbeard and threatening him with a court case, the group proceeds their journey to his promised treasure island. Will looting it be easy, or does Goldbeard have a trick up his (handless) sleeve?  A lot of weird things are happening: Gerbert being a helpful intern? Astro speaking 6+ languages?  Multiple people unnecessarily trying to pet a giant squid? Tune in to...

Oh no! Our heroes have been attacked again! Who'd a thunk? This time they are  fooled by pirates and meet battle out on the open sea, something they are... clearly not quite used to. New and familiar faces show up, cannonballs are incoming, and decisions have to be made swiftly!  Who takes a cannonball to the chest? Who ends up with a mouth full of seawater? (and why is the answer to both alw...

Last time on Lost in Asteria , our heroes faced the sinister Dr. Hilliard, defeating him, transforming him into a frog, and freeing a tormented soul in the process. With Hilliard’s lair reduced to ash in a fiery sewer inferno, the party now turns their sights toward Lylithia in the Desolate Plains. Their mission: recover one of the six pieces of the legendary stick, a weapon said to have the power...

After defeating Dr. Hilliard, the group finds itself in a predicament. Alfred, Charles’s old friend, is trapped in a sword. The evil Dr. Hilliard is trapped in a frog, and the frog is trapped in a soul stone. Somehow, they must clean up their bodieswapping, soul-shifting mess and move on to save Asteria.  Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You can fin...

Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You can find their amazing music on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The Zodiac Club attempts to sneak into the sewers beneath the city of Lylithia to locate the bandits’ hideout, destroy the Emotioninator, and stop Dr. Hilliard from taking over the world. But on their way down, they stumble upon an elf in a bottle, the crime organization’s intern, Gerbert von Fizzlebank, and a set of strange papers. They soon realize something much more serious is going on… Tax ev...

The gang delivers the egg they retrieved from the spirit realm to the otters and say goodbye to a dear friend before moving on to the Desolate Plains, helped along the way by a bit of nifty forest magic. In the stark plains, they run into an odd helper of Asteria itself before heading to the city of Lylithia.  Here, a moving stone, a drug dealer, and a senile badger enter a bar - along with our he...

After discovering that the thief who stole Strixx's egg had changed their appearance to resemble Nimeon, the group must hurry to find them before anything worse happens. Along the way, they may uncover the true reason behind the egg's theft—or perhaps an even darker secret awaits. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You can find their amazing...

The group has entered the Spirit Realm in search of Strix' egg that the otters suspect has been stolen. Here, to everyone's surprise, Risus reunites with a helpful acquaintance and learns that he is a wanted man (or tiefling)! This makes moving through the foreign realm difficult for the team, and it is not without obstacles.  Who is after Risus and why?  Is Galdric carrying the team?  D...

The group leaves Sendalia and heads towards the Desolate Plains in hopes of learning more about Risus' past and recover his lost emotions. They quickly find that long distance travelling in the desert is no simple task - especially not when provisions are disappearing!  Who is stealing their supplies? And now that they need to take a detour in order to replenish them, how is there suddenly a...

The group heads back to Sendalia, armed with photographic evidence of Mr. Rob from the Twilight Conclave sabotaging the trains. But reaching the Queen isn’t so simple—they first have to outrun pursuers through the streets of Rowena’s underground. And even if they make it in time, there’s still one major challenge left: keeping Arikhas' snark from completely derailing their showdown with Mr. R...

After reuniting with their old friend Grit in the desert, the party sets out to explore an abandoned factory buried beneath the sands. Harmony Haven—where Risus allegedly lost his emotions—holds secrets and dangers alike. But when Galdric accidentally strips away all of Charles’ emotions except rage, tensions erupt into a heated clash between Charles and Arikhas. As if the conflict wasn’t enough,...

The group faces off against the spirit of Pandora for an intense second battle! While their combat skills are holding up, their Charisma rolls? Not so much. This episode also marks the farewell of our guest player Maria from the podcast Frygtelig Fascinerende . We're so grateful she joined us for this adventure and hope to have her back in the future! Most of the music used in this episode is...

This holiday season, the party is hired for a heist like no other. A shadowy toy company has tasked them with infiltrating Santa's Workshop to uncover the secrets of his toy distribution empire. Their mission? Steal the magic, disable the operation, and maybe—just maybe—take out the big guy himself. This oneshot is inspired by "Night Before Wintermas" by the user "jmanc" f...

The Zodiac Club faces relentless stone golems in a battle that pushes them to their limits. With danger closing in, strategic decisions and daring magic become their only hope for survival. As tensions rise, the group finds themselves in a mysterious hall of mirrors, where personal demons and hidden dangers lurk in the shadows. Will they overcome the trials ahead, or will the darkness claim them?...

The group ventures deep into Medusa’s dungeon, navigating deadly traps and solving intricate puzzles at every turn. But amidst the challenges, Astrolan can’t shake the feeling that something about Enil is... off. Is it possible he’s seen her somewhere before? As they draw closer to Medusa, the group begins to uncover pieces of Enil’s mysterious past. Will these revelations strengthen their resolve...

With the Queen's guidance, they learn the location of Medusa’s lair. But before setting off, they’re compelled by the local crime lord Rowena to bring along one of her henchmen—a young woman named Enil, who appears to be suffering from amnesia. However on their way there they first have to bury their good friend Buddy relative. Which goes somewhat great... This episode features the ever-brill...

After months apart, the group finally reunites with their old friend and travel companion, Astrolan Moonshadow. But things aren’t quite as they remember—Astrolan is caught up in a rather sticky situation. Before continuing their journey to Medusa’s lair, the group must pay another visit to the Book Club. Unfortunately, the club seems to have gotten themselves tangled in a mimic-filled predicament....

The group finally puts an end to the vampire threat—but not without resorting to the most ridiculous and inefficient methods Asteria has ever seen. When it comes to Rowena, their plans take an unexpected turn. Instead of capturing her, they strike an unusual deal as they delve deeper into the secrets of the Mazekeepers. But is this alliance with Rowena truly the right path forward? There’s only on...

The Zodiac club encounters their first vampire. Luckily they all stay calm and handle the situation in a controlled manner... Which mostly consist of Charles roaming vampire fandom websites. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You can find their amazing music on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The group encounters the quirky Book Club and their eccentric leader, Professor Silverquil—who has, unfortunately, turned himself into a cat. This transformation unleashes Charles’ relentless barrage of cat puns, much to everyone's amusement (or dismay). After some feline-filled banter, the group gains access to the lower level of the Mazekeepers’ hideout via the Book Club’s secret tunnels. T...

The group confronts Rowena, the fierce and formidable orc who rules the underground of Pharagos. She's dangerous, she's furious, and she’s not going down without a fight. But for reasons unknown, Arikhas seems strangely drawn to her—much to the confusion of everyone else. As the party battles a powerful villain, Arikhas is left to wrestle with her own emotions. Will they emerge victoriou...

The group has found themselves in a tough spot. Their beloved pet hill giant, Buddy, has accidentally uncovered a terrible secret they've been keeping from him. Heartbroken and angry, Buddy runs away, only to fall into the clutches of a dangerous mercenary group known as the Mazekeepers. The Mazekeepers plans to sell Buddy at an auction, leaving the group with a daunting challenge: How will t...

The Zodiac Club finds themselves in Sendalia, a city in the middle of a desert. They do not know the whereabouts of Medusa and decide to do some favors around the city in exchange for information. Quickly, they get their first job as interrogation experts and go to the local bar, Dunes and Tunes, to carry out their assignment. And everything goes south from there...  Most of the music used in this...