Lorehammer - A Warhammer 40k Podcast

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* The dead rise again. Whispers of an evil spread throughout the galaxy. Planets shake as ancient sarcophagi open, and Legions awaken. The dead rise again. The Dynasties have come to claim what is theirs. In this episode we discuss the Necron race, and the beings that swear allegiance to their Dynasties. Joining us for this episode is Ji...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Us Prophets of the People have decided to sit down and muse upon the Primarchs. What were they like? What did they smell like? Do you think they ever wanted to just sit down and have a cheeseburger? More importantly we ask ourselves: What would it look like if a Primarch other than Roboute Guilliman had revived? Would we like that? Joi...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Impossible to understand, quantify, or define. The sound of a billion billion voices is it's very essence. It's instinct; ancient. It's knowledge; immeasurable. It's hunger; insatiable. It drives the Tyranid swarm ever onward. It's will is unquestionable. What is the Hive Mind? Where did it come from? How does it wo...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Welcome back to our backlog of lore where we share the stories written upon the back of the 40k universe... backs. In this episode we share stories from Syde's Dark Eldar in Commorragh, Guy's Imperial Knights, and Maci's Dark Angel Night Wing Company. If you have stories you want to share, send them to lorehammerpodcast@gma...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Everyone got so sick of listening to Mark, that apparently Trevor is the only person willing to talk with him! In this episode Trevor... or Mark... explain to Mark... or Trevor... all about the story behind his new Ork list! Prepare your earholes for madness... Joining Mark and Trevor on this episode is... no one...  Lorehammer Patreon...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* You wake up in a cold panic and strain against the bindings that hold you on the table. Your eyes dart back and forth, trying to understand, trying to wake up. The air is warm on your skin, and damp. You look down at your own body to where your legs are, and elation takes you at seeing them. Then the nightmare rushes back. You, on a ta...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* We just had our Lorehammer tournament, so Mark and Erik sat down with Todd and Canadian Steve to have a chat about it! If you missed the opportunity, don't worry! It's completely possible it happens again... sometime... somewhere... Let your ear holes fill with jealousy and your mouth holes froth with anger upon learning what y...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Well we finally decided that people might want to hear more Listener Lore! But it's just Mark and Erik so thats kind of a bummer... Anyways enjoy hearing about Hugh's Adeptus Mechanicus, Griff's worldbuilding, Not-a-Tyranid's Guardsmen, and Karl's Guardsmen. we're working our way through! (the massive massive ba...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* OI! YOUSE! Iz you an Oddboy?? Or iz you a Boy wot iz odd? While Orks seem to be an unsightly rabble of yelling green monsters, they view themselves very differently. There are strict caste systems and hierarchies within Ork Kultur that are determined by A. how big you are, and B. how useful you are. And sometimes C. how lucky you are....

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Like an itch that can't be scratched. Like a voice heard, but not seen. Like a breath on your neck from someone unseen. For most Eldar, their entire lives will be spent denying their desire to let go. To give in to the swirling energy that is constantly around them. But these are not most Eldar. Those that walk the Path of the Seer...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Beyond the mechanical Skitarii, there exist many other tendrils of the Mechanicus' power. From voidships more massive than any that the Imperium uses, to secret police, to Ordinati larger than mountains, the Divisio Militaris is broken up into 9 bodies, each responsible for a different function. In this episode, we will highlight 5...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* You finish your daemonic prayer to the Lords of the Waste. Your unholy invocation leaves your lips. Power grows within you. You raise your arms above your head and prepare to cast down the enemies of your Master when... it ends. The power, the pain, the blessing, all disappear. And there, striding through the haze of your euphoria, a d...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Towering warriors clad in bright golden armor. Beings so holy that to see one is to be blessed by the God-Emperor Himself. They act of their own accord, ensuring everything they do is for the continued protection of the Savior of Humanity. They are the Adeptus Custodes, the Right Hand of the Emperor, and they bring death and destructio...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Aaaaaaaaaaand we're back! Sorry for the late release folks, as some little nurglings infested our computer and deleted our recording! Clearly this information is very important and so we did our very best to make sure that you get it! In this episode, we talk about bodies. Specifically, heavenly bodies. More specifically, we talk a...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* An adoring fan drove 3 hours just to hang out with us! WOWZA! Jk he was just in the neighborhood. We sat down with Brodie and had a chat that ranged from Tau, to new Ultramarine releases, to who knows what. Don't bother listening, its definitely not worth your time. Lorehammer Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membership...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Slavery to freedom. Abandonment to brotherhood. Betrayal to devotion. These and many more were promised to those Astartes that left the Imperium to join their brother's cause and rebel against the Emperor. In a world where your only value is the measure of what you can do for Humanity, it's no wonder that it's members can f...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* ONE! MORE! TIME! *chanting intensifies* In this Listener Lore we talk about Sean's Deathwatch, Geoffrey's Thousand Sons, Liam's Orks, and James' mysterious Astral Knights! If you have stories or lore that you want us to read and talk about, then send your submissions to lorehammerpodcast@gmail.com Lorehammer Patreon htt...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Hey guys! Lorehammer wants to know what YOU'd do to hang out with us! So take a listen, and prepare for our next regularly scheduled episode where we will have more details. Lorehammer Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membership One Time Donations https://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcast Link to all Links https://linktr.ee/L...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Welcome to a burst of T'au! After their small round of exploration in the First Sphere, our Friendly Neighborhood Xenos Pals decided to do even MORE exploring! So fun for them! And, you guessed it, they met so many new friends and really cool places! But we all know that can't last. For in this galaxy... There is only war. Join...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* In this bonus episode we read a story sent to us by Luke about Mark's Obliterator army. We also read another story written by Erik about his Nekhebet Dynasty. Lorehammer Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membership One Time Donations https://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcast Link to all Links https://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* "Down below, where we dare not go, our gods are resting. Underneath the soil, on which we toil, our gods are resting. Your life would be forfeit, just stay in your closet, and pray the gods don't find you." - Poorly translated rhyme etched in blood found on Tomb World Stavon IX. Found after the planet was investigated for...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Welcome to the character customization! Does your character like to jump? Do they have really large talons? Can their chest cavity open up and expel a swarm of bugs? Is their arm covered in rotting flesh that houses bugs that will burrow through your enemies flesh? So many options! In this episode we discuss all manner of Tyranid biomo...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* In this bonus episode, Colyn sit Erik and Mark down to listen to his two new audio dramas. The first is titled The Echo of Satellite 66b, and the second is March for Mars. These were done through fan submission, edited by Colyn, and the music was produced by Officio Audiorum. If you liked these, and want to get involved for future proj...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* In Comorragh, the rule is "A place for everyone, and everyone in their place". If you don't know yours, you're probably already dead. This city preys on the weak and alone. But there is also a perverse safety within it. Finding shelter with the Kabals can lead to your ascension, or an even more terrible doom. Joining...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* “Oi! Yous! Yah yous! Git yah grot behind ova ‘ere an clean up dis mess! An when yah done, CMERE SOES I CAN EAT YA!” oh the life of a grot... sadly, this one didn’t live beyond this encounter with his master. In fact, most don’t survive very long at all! In today’s episode, you’ll hear all about the lower members that make up Ork societ...