Lorehammer - A Warhammer 40k Podcast

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* You never saw it coming. It sneaked up on you, like the first solar snow of the cycle. You slowly look up from the blade piercing your belly into the eyes of a Space Marine. You spit. They are filthy creatures, brainwashed servants of a Corpse-Emperor. You raise your pistol for one last shot, and your vision fades. In a violent torrent...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* We continue to slog through the massive backlog of Listener Lore that we seem to have amassed over the years... No idea how that happened... Get ready for Archmagos Azreal Grimm's Mechanicus, Cody's Necron, Bryce's Imperial Knights, and David's Imperial Knights! Reading these stories with us for the first time ever, is...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Metal monsters. Amalgamations of alloy and automation. The Legio Cybernetica have been creating nightmares for tens of thousands of years. They have a dark and mysterious past, and would do their best to make sure it remains that way. They are the robotic branch of the Adeptus Mechanicus, and only concern themselves with pure robotics....

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Metal monsters. Amalgamations of alloy and automation. The Legio Cybernetica have been creating nightmares for tens of thousands of years. They have a dark and mysterious past, and would do their best to make sure it remains that way. They are the robotic branch of the Adeptus Mechanicus, and only concern themselves with pure robotics....

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* "They were forged for Mankind's darkest hour - and that hour is upon us." — Lord Commander Roboute Guilliman With the resurrection of Roboute, he was able to finally unleash a plan 10,000 years in the making. Calling upon his loyal servant Cawl, a new wave of super soldiers joined the Imperium's battles across the ent...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* For this last Lockdown episode, we managed to get the cast of the Star Lores podcast in our studio!! What a stroke of luck! We tackle many of the burning questions like, is a Jedi or a Space Marine stronger? Which universe is bigger? And most importantly, why is 40k better than Star Wars? You can expect to find answers to these importa...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* We're almost done releasing our Lockdown content, but before we did, we wanted to give you a taste of what it felt like to hear our gaming smack talk. It turns out that we are a little salty at Iron Hands... interesting... Joining us on this episode are James and Nathan. Lorehammer Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membe...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* This episode is a love letter to everyone that contributes to the Warhammer 40k universe. All we want to do is see more and more people get into 40k and appreciate it for what it is. We want people to write stories, play epic battles, model awesome minis, and film great shows. And the more that we focus on including people in the artis...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Hopefully by this point you've passed the halfway point in your 14 days self isolation. We want you to know that we're here for you. Metaphorically. Figuratively. I mean... stay 6 feet away... but here's a virtual hug from us to you! In this episode, we chat with one of the original fans of Lorehammer. Woody has been listen...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* In this Lockdown we chatted with someone on the other side of the ocean! WOAH! Isn't that just neato? Technology is amazing! I mean, just the other day I was sitting on the couch, watching a youtube video on my tv while I played on my switch while I talked on my phone and music was playing in the room. I might be going crazy. In th...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Dylan had such a great time on his last Lockdown that he wouldn't leave. He pulled out the duct tape, zip ties, and rag gags and locked the door on us. We had no choice but to bow to the Australian power he wielded and create with him another episode. May God have mercy on your ear holes... We hope your isolating is going well! Thi...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* This is our first and last ever remote recording. We sat Spenny (an active member of our discord and a fervent believer in Lorehammer) down and chatted with him about his Warhammer 40k journey. We also talk about a couple of the barriers to entry of the hobby, and ways to circumvent them! Enjoy this latest episode of the Lorehammer Loc...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* We hope that you haven't gone crazy yet and that you are firmly saying "No" to the voices that have begun to speak to you from the corners of your mind. But just in case you have started to talk with them, there's a few things you should know. First, always stay in character. It doesn't help anyone's immersion...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Recently, Mark spent some time down in the "Sunshine state", in the "windy city" itself! In true fashion of "keeping Florida weird" and making sure that the alligators were sated, Mark met with a fan and had a fun time chat with him! In these times where you can't even go see your friends, we figured t...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Self-isolation driving you insane? Are the pets constantly demanding attention? Is your local gaming store not letting you in, no matter how hard you bang on the glass and plead to be able to have just a single touch of shrink-wrapped goodies like please just one taste sir that's all I want I swear after that I'll leave wait no...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Continuing our gifts of ear goodness, here is another episode from our Lockdown to yours! Self isolating or quarantining can get lonely, so we decided to bring to you the highest energy person that we know. If you've ever heard his episodes before, you know to have a quick control on that volume. In this episode we talk about rando...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* The gracious and ever humble Loremasters have deigned to give the lowly mortals and plebeians soothing noises for their ears during these trying time! For the next two weeks we are going to be releasing an episode a day to make sure that you all have something to fill your day! Our hope is that these episodes will help with feelings of...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Gene-seed mutation. Do we understand it? Nope. Does it make sense? Not really. Are we expert geneticists? Absolutely not. Are we still going to do an episode about genetics in the far future? You bet your sweet buns we are! Join us as we discuss the mutation that runs rampant through the gene-seed of the Adeptus Astartes. We talk about...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Take a break from your social distancing and plug your ears full of some Listener Lore! In this episode we have Sam's Nurgle invasion The Rotting Embrace, the Armoured Wolf's Mechanicus sect the Dust Raiders, Kayden's Space Marine Chapter the Tainted Blades, and Chris' Ork Freebootaz. If you have some story that you wan...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Welcome to a new kind of episode! We invite you to journey with us through the Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader written in 1987. In this first of our flora and fauna focused episodes, we tore apart the first ever 40,000 rule book to find those juicy tidbits we know and love. Get ready to give your world building a new breath of life (or d...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Finally! Another Listener Lore! And since it's been so long since we've done one, we decided to share 5 stories in one. WOW! How lucky are you guys!?In this episode we share Zrin's "Shrine of the Resonating Echo", Josh's "Flash Tribe Toff", Marcus' "Evil Sunz Army", Anthony's take o...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* "Thirteen times shall the Traitor King go forth. In the End Times the iron fortress shall be cast down, Its walls breached and its Gate forced open. Those that dwell beyond shall spill through it. The air shall burn and the ground shall melt, The Daemon shall lie down with the machine, Brother shall slay brother with fire and swor...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Join us now, in our most spectacular undertaking yet! Mark has decreed that there shall be a Lorehammer Chapter, and ye, so it is said, let it be so! Mark has written out the story behind the Lorehammer's, and it's worth tuning in to find out what crazy shenanigans they were up to. We will be open to take payments starting at 5...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* A 10,000 year Long War. The most carnage and devastation that has been visited on the galaxy since the Horus Heresy. Leader of the Black Legion and Champion of the Chaos Pantheon. Abaddon has desecrated endless holy sites in his hatred for the Emperor and the Imperium that He created. He has commanded the most successful campaign again...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below* We last left the Tau at the end of the Second Sphere of Expansion. Stretched thin, they arrived at the Damocles Gulf, unable to cross it. In the 300 years between the 2nd and 3rd Spheres, the Tau race would be put to their greatest tests since the time of Mont'au. They would interact with three distinct races, as well as deal with t...