Look Good for the Boys

With the holidays looming over us, Andy and Philip decide to take a little time to help prepare some of the more…functionally impaired families for the stress ahead. Today, we attempt to keep Hereditary's the Grahams from losing their heads with some intensive family therapy.

Philip and Andy give their take on all the horror films unleashed on us over the past few months, including: Nope, Smile, Hellraiser, Barbarian, Pearl, Terrifier 2, Deadstream, and V/H/S 99…but definitely NOT Halloween Ends.

Philip and Andy take on the unenviable task of queering up a couple of films in dire need of lifestyle makeovers: cult-bro Eli Roth’s aggressively hetero offerings, Cabin Fever (2002) and Hostel (2005)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Andy and Philip are celebrating the holiday and the franchise by throwing a party, and we have all kinds of games planned like: Hot or Not Alive Top 10, Best Couples, Sexiest Nurses, and Halloween film rankings. We also force ourselves to say something nice about the least popular of the group, and discuss where we think the franchise will go next.

The Psycho (Philip) and The Freakshow (Andy) have finally reached the last three tootsie rolls at the bottom of the pumpkin pail. Love lives today as we rank the hotness of the victims of the David Gordon Green trilogy: Halloween (2018), Halloween Kills, and Halloween Ends (sure). SPOILER WARNING for all three films.

Andy and Philip pass the halfway point of their Halloween marathon of ranking all the victims by hotness, covering Halloween: H20, Halloween: Resurrection, Halloween (2007), and Halloween 2 (2009).

Andy and Philip continue celebrating October by carving through the Halloween franchise and ranking all the victims by hotness, this time with the Jamie Lloyd saga, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, Halloween 5, The Revenge of Michael Myers, and Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers.

It’s October, so of course Andy and Philip are starting season four by officially ranking the hotness of all the victims of the Halloween franchise. It’s going to take us all month to carve this pumpkin, and today we’re slicing through the first three films: Halloween (1979), Halloween II (1981), and Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982).

Andy and Philip close out the Summer of the Wolf (and season 3) by tearing through the final four Howling movies so that you don’t have to.

It’s the Summer of the Wolf, and Andy and Philip are celebrating by devouring The Howling franchise. This episode, we chew through the first four films, salivating over all the hot werewolves, examining their mating rituals, and playing matchmaker to the complicated were-relationships.

Andy and Philip celebrate their shared birth week by inviting you to a party of 1981 birthday-themed horror with a triple feature of: Happy Birthday to Me, Bloody Birthday, and Alison’s Birthday.

Sharks seem to get all the attention, but there are plenty of killer fish (and non-fish) in the sea (or river). So, Andy and Philip venture from the arctic waters off northeast Canada, down the coast of Florida, and all the way upriver in Texas to shine a spotlight on the less privileged aquatic horrors with: Orca (1977), Piranha (1978), and Barracuda (1978).

Andy and Philip head into deep water to get close to nature’s most feared predator. But instead of hunting sharks, we want to defend these misunderstood and maligned creatures. More specifically, we want to defend the misunderstood and maligned Jaws sequels: Jaws 2 (1978), Jaws 3-D (1983), and Jaws: The Revenge (1987).

Andy and Philip ask the timeless question, "Wanna French?" as we take our pride celebration to the La République Française for a sexy and deadly vacation filled with beach cruising, bloody murder, self-destructive protagonists, and plenty of full-frontal male nudity with a Franco-erotic horror/thriller double feature: Stranger by the Lake (2013) and Knife + Heart (2018)

We’re continuing our pride coverage with some killer gay night life: from the lethal drag shows of Providence to the bloody WeHo Halloween Carnival, Andy and Philip go coast to coast celebrating the slashers that celebrate us: Hellbent (2004) and Death Drop Gorgeous (2021).

This pride month, three is definitely not a crowd for Andy and Philip as they discuss their favorite non-traditional horror relationship: the throuple. Very specifically, they focus on the horror throuples of non-summer-camp, camping slashers with: Don’t Go in the Woods and Memorial Valley Massacre.

Andy and Philip take a moment to look back on their first year of Look Good for the Boys, reminiscing about the things that were, that could have been, that shouldn’t have been, and those left on the proverbial cutting room floor.

Andy and Philip “ascend” their vertical stack of low-budget, direct-to-video movies, taking on the bottom of the bargain bin so that you don’t have to. This time, we travel back to 1996 for a double feature of unlikeable protagonists with Rob Lowe in Living in Peril and Robert Patrick in Asylum.

Andy and Philip have a complicated relationship with Hellraiser IV: Bloodline. He’s done some awful things, and we understand why you think he’s not worthy of our time, but we see so much potential in him, if only he just got his act together. We promise we can fix him.

Thank God It’s Friday THE 13TH! And we are back to celebrate the holiday with a bloody lineup of killer programming. First up, which Jason has what it takes to win the hockey mask crown with: Who Wore It Best? Followed by an in-depth exposé into the ones that managed to get away in: Survivors, Where are They Now? Then, all those summer camp flings come in for a session of: Couple’s Counseling. Fin...

We know we said we were on break, but now that every Scream film is available to watch in the comfort of your own home, Andy and Philip are finally able to host our Scream-athon! Don’t hang up on us as we finalize the hottest victims of the franchise, rank all the killers, and tell you why you should NOT be rooting for Sidney Prescott.

Hulking cannibals that like to wear other people’s faces are apparently a problem in Texas, but some Leatherfaces are clearly made from tougher skin. Faced with now nine Texas Chainsaw Massacre films, Andy and Philip must sort through this Leatherface infestation to determine the age-old question: Who wore it best?

It's easy to be mean and chainsaw a film to pieces, but isn't this world cannibalistic enough already? So, Andy and Philip challenge themselves to say nice things about the ugliest two movies in the Texas Chainsaw franchise, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994) and Leatherface (2017). 

There are usually two sides to every divorce, but in the case of Jonathan and Mina from Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992), the fault lies completely with a third party. Andy and Philip try to sort out the remains of a perfectly normal, Victorian-era relationship completely destroyed by a skeezy Transylvanian pick-up artist.

Killer Doll relationships are complicated, especially when you start splitting souls and possessing humans. So, Andy and Philip bring their couples counseling “skills” to the rescue of celebrity slasher couple Chucky and Tiffany.