Long Distance Roomies

On this week’s extra bloody Halloween episode, long distance BFFs Diana and Molly yap about cross-s*x friendships, how women should signal men to approach in the wild, why tarot is triggering, sidewalks as battlefields, the difference between men and boys, messy ways to cast spells, how not to get someone to go on a second date with you, salmon sp*rm, lymphatic massages as f*replay and more. Subsc...

Does height matter in dating? Should you sleep with someone on the second date? And what’s the best text to send after a date? In this episode of Long Distance Roomies, best friends Molly and Diana give honest dating advice for women (and the men who listen in) on everything from tall energy to first-kiss standards. We break down your comments, including a 6'5" listener’s take on whether tall guys...

Is the manosphere keeping you single on purpose? In this episode, long distance BFFs Diana and Molly discuss the revolting new trend pheromone maxxing, when and how to approach women if you don’t want to be rejected, the benefits of being h*rny, the downside of being well-endowed, gas station Oz*mpic, Diana’s celibacy off-ramp and so much more. Subscribe, share Long Distance Roomies with your favo...

Fan mail hit different this week. A listener wrote in with a story about receiving an unsolicited dick pic — at work — and we had a lot of thoughts. A lot. Then we get into the age gap conversation nobody's being honest about: dating younger vs. dating older, why women are done apologizing for going either direction, and what it actually means to be a "cougar" in 2025 (spoiler: it means you have o...

Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inappropriate inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies yap about dealing with your friend's enemies, who sets the tone in a relationship, dating hypocrisy, when dreams about your ex turn into nightmares, marking your territory in someone's bedroom, and more.   Share Long Distance Roomies wi...

Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies answer their first question from a resident roommate and discuss the nuances of celibacy and masturbating, and how to approach women in the wild.  Video episode of the pod drops every other Tuesday on YouTube @longdistanceroomiespodcast Gotta questio...

Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inappropriate inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies revisit alpha male s*xual preferences, and yap about an audience of opinionated men, financial d*mination, Instagram dating advice, peptides for intimacy, stealthing horrors and more. And don’t miss Molly’s wild story about org*smic meditati...

Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies yap about what it’s like for Molly to get back into the dating world and what she’s learned in her six month hiatus; while Diana talks about dealing with her daughter’s six-year old bully and how to punch back. Follow along on for more on IG @longdistranc...

Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies yap about … Diana working with Lonnie “The Hawk” Hawkins (aka Will Ferrell), while Molly reflects on dipping her toe back into the dating pool… just to suddenly dive in with her new date on relationship equity, a debate The Roommies love to go hard on. Oh...

Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies yap about all the obvious and subtle ways 50/50 dating is not actually equitable for women, West Wilson and Amana Batula’s cringe-inducing relationship from Summer House, Diana’s A-list directing gig, doting parents with shoddy wifi, amateur ufologists, J...

Welcome to the first episode of Long Distance Roomies! Long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle and proverbial home. In this episode, the Roomies yap about the importance of accepting influence, the ins and outs of an intentional break from dating (and sex), communicating assertively when someone tries to screw you over, how to get in the best shape of your life at hom...