Listen to Player Two: Video Game Review Reviews

(Game discussion begins 15:49)   Twisters? No, Twister$. We got a twister watch, but not the ones that could destroy a small town, but actually the ones on the biggest of screens. We also discuss the (based on user reviews) Black Myth Wukong! Do the users like it? They do. Talking points include: Twisters Spoilers, gaol mail, the map and no map, a hentease, and a great version of goblin type.   Yo...

(Game discussion begins at  4:14) The tooth fairy is going to take our game allowance and take away our Kingdom Hearts. Or are they? They aren't. We're talking about the re-Re-RE-ReLEaSE of Kingdom Hearts. Talking points include: wisdom teeth are a write-off; fan-fiction the game; kim's classic Breaking Bad take; and we have a katana at home.  You can send reviews you find to: listentoplayertwo@gm...

(Game discussion begins at  12:08) There's a lot of games that are out there that critics have touched and then never look at again and one of them is Fallout 76. Now, it is time for it to get its due in light of recent events which implies it did something wrong but I guess it didn't. Talking points include: we ain't full-pagers, am I not a horse, you lose junk when you die, and the whine beneath...

(Game discussion begins at  10:40) Hades was a game that people played and now Hades 2 is a game someday that people will play, even though it is in early access. Or is it? Talking points include: the Eugene Levy was dry, comparing apples to bananas, jokes out on that limb, back blaster Kim, and dis game too green.   You can send reviews you find to: haven't picked the new email yet but we're gonn...

(Game discussion begins at 7:51) New year, new us in some but not all ways. We're pulling up reviews of Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora, and before you listen,  just know we have not watched the Avatar films nor have we done so since recording. We also peek at FF7 Rebirths' collector's edition! Talking points include: new year predictions, graphics versus greeting cards, give your kid a credit card,...

We want to be better about release schedules in the new year but will we resolve to do so? Need to find out in this episode. The bracket ends with Jeff at the gym, and we do our old bit for the newest first time. You'll never guess how this ends. Or you will. Hard to say. But seriously, this is it. You can send reviews you find to: listentoplayertwo@gmail.com! Give us a good review on your podcatc...

We just hit the ground running in this, our second part of the GOTY 2023 decision. The second half of our bracket hits the dance floor with: Star Wars Jedi: Survivor; Lies of P;  Starfield; Armored Core 6; Sea of Stars; Octopath Traveller 2 (also); Resident Evil 4; and Final Fantasy 16.  Only one will yet survive. You can send reviews you find to: listentoplayertwo@gmail.com! Give us a good review...

We are rapidly approaching the end of 2023, so here begins our first ever Game of the Year multi-episodic, multi-versal event. For whichever game survives will be the only recommendation we make for the following calendar year.  The games in this bracket are: Spider-Man 2, Blasphemous 2, Cyberpunk 2077: The Phantom Liberty, Dredge, Baldur's Gate 3, Tears of the Kingdom, Super Mario Bros. Wonder, A...

(Game discussion begins at 13:49)   The podcast can't change its name, but the Yakuza series can. And it did. Really, really hard. Today we're discussing Ryu Ga Gotaku's newest entry in the long-running Like a Dragon series, Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name. That name seems long but that don't impress me much.   Talking points include: uncut Brad Pitt; Spiderman robbed me; got a B...

(Game discussion begins at 10:39)   The narrative had changed once again. Somehow, I had managed to get a second episode in two weeks from Listen to Player Two. I had no idea they'd discuss me, but not me. I am a single person, but they are talking about Alan Wake 2, and not just that, they covered: pumpkins in my pocket, unending descriptions, I did an art, and the journalism to game development...

(Game discussion begins at 15:00)   We talk a lot, and I mean a lot, about cereal in this one. It's a huge part of our lives and so it gets I guess one-fourth of the time devoted to discussing Super Mario Bros. Wonder, one of the many swan song titles for the Nintendo Switch. Talking points include: cereal killers, Wes Anderson's The Brothers Wonder, Kim explains modern, the A word, and KONSUME KR...

(Game discussion begins at 7:30) It is a dark day for our podcast in that Joe remembered to hit publish actually. He did a quick recovery and now we're here to talk about Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty dlc. Talking points include fat bear week, open your heart to Idris, Plantsubstantiation, candy economy,  everyone deserves a second second chance. Wake up, samurai! You can send reviews you find t...

(Game discussion begins at 12:41) On this episode we definitely don't talk about the new Soulsborne game that isn't from Neowiz and is not called Lies of P. Talking points don't include: Magic the Gathering conversation starters; Lies of pp; the perfect Perry; Luminopea's prescribed pixels; my controller's dad works at Nintendo power; and my co-op lives in Canada. You can send reviews you find to:...

(Game discussion begins at 9:30) The ruthless march of science continues on, foolishly, in the face of our greatest foe, Gonera, which is a word that has a definition that is only revealed if you don't skip to the review parts but you're gonna want to do that cause' we're talking about FromSoft's Armored Core 6: Fires of Rubicon!. Also, we introduce a new segment about collectors' editions. It's g...

(Game discussion at 7:30) Now listen, in about 10 hours of this less than one hour podcast episode, you are going to fall in absolute love with our review of user reviews of Starfield, the new game from Bethesda. Talking points include: the Twix debate, crucify the stars, settle for your dreams, dirty surnames, and cost to fun ratio. You can send reviews you find to: listentoplayertwo@gmail.com! G...

(Game discussion begins at 13:04) We reveal some pretty wild, secret information about flamingos in this episode. For starters: they are birds. It's funnier in context. Talking points on this episode include: worty dirds, Flaminco, thanks the setting, Mein-mein-mein, and Craptain Planet. You can send reviews you find to: listentoplayertwo@gmail.com! Give us a good review on your podcatcher of choi...

(Game discussion begins at 6:15) It's been a long time stranger. Make a wisdom saving throw if you remember that we're going to be chatting about reviews of the (at time of recording) recently released RPG hit, Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios. Talking points include: Outsiders Narrowcast,  Don't Feed Me Fish, Gamers are not a protected class, and Nineteen-Ninety Great.   You can send reviews you...

(Game discussion begins 6:57) If you've heard of ghosts, and Tokyo, and wires, there's a good chance that you've heard of Ghostwire: Tokyo, but you probably don't know if other people think it's worth playing. This episode will fix that provided you aren't a robot. Talking points include: submarine follies, corn flakes' cool sister, non-Euclidian pumpkins, gang signs to kill Slender Man, drunk blo...

(Game discussion begins at 8:55) Jeff is still gone from this world, and in his stead, we have two games to go over: the horror-comedy game Killer Frequency, and a darling metroidvania named Rusted Moss. Talking points include: the Office humor, Cyberpurple 2077, death by clown noises, Mr. Hook goes to Washington, and ninjas are probably real.   You can send reviews you find to: listentoplayertwo@...

(Game discussion begins at 6:30) We're one player down this episode, but that won't stop us from doing our grim comedy work of taking a look at the reviews of games. The game this time is Cassette Beasts, a game that is both like Pokemon, but also not like Pokemon because it's good per the reviews we saw. Talking points include: smokey-mon, being Ash Malkovich, pikachu didn't forget me, games for...

(Game discussion begins at 6:05) We had thought to talk about reviews for the game Gollum, and in an alternate universe we did, but in this universe we discussed the delightful card-based multiplayer shooter Friends Vs Friends! Also, Kim has another theory, and it's basically that heroes are bad guys. Talking points include: kill the world parrot, the money orphanage, sweaty neologism, and a cost...

(Game discussion begins at 4:54)   This week's episode of Listen to Player Two is funny and we're discussing reviews of Darkest Dungeon 2, but make no mistake: this is not last week's episode. Talking points include: ceiling toilets, spread some light on this, Twister-watch, Army ninjas, Tom Nook is Macavity, and Sir Thomas Waspington the 4th.   You can send reviews you find to: listentoplayertwo@...

(Game discussion begins 18:04) We recorded this two days before The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom came out because we were brave enough to create content about a game that didn't come out yet even though our format requires the game to be out. Or does it? Talking points include: the world is a big vampire, the icing of man, death by ama, my boyfriend and Zelda, and Kim's secret game jam.  ...

(Game discussion begins at 29:42) Today we discover colossal, which is neither a game nor game company, but does have a great deal of power over our show. We are also discussing Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty which seems to have a lot of comments about its physics systems. Talking points include: metal gear mammoths, private astronauts, picture an apple, and tummy jiggle physics. You can send reviews you...

(Game discussion starts at 5:08) The muse has entered chat and graced us with goofs. We're checking reviews of Star Wars Jedi: Survivor, or as I call it Star Wars Jedi 2: Survivor, and Jeff revels in a Hentime of our lives. Some reviews won't save us. Talking points include: Der Wayne, human wiki, tingle in the Force, creating a pork password, why no meditate, and shut yr butt.  You can send revie...