Liquor and Lyrics Podcast

Liquor and Lyrics

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"Lyrics & Lyrics," is the podcast where we delve into the darkly hilarious world of songs with questionable lyrics while sipping perfectly paired drinks. Expect a double shot of jet-black unapologetic humour mixed with just the right amount of intoxication. Pour a strong one for yourself and enjoy!

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#49: "Lollipop" by Lil Wayne feat. Static Major 14.01.2025 55:33

New year... same vile content. Surprise deaths, eaten genitals and so much more! Enjoy! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#48: "Now! That's What We Call Sh*t Lyrics" by Various Artists 31.12.2024 59:50

From sexual festishes to misinterpretations of menstration break in the new year with us! Well, please don't. Just listen before or after. Enjoy! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#47: "Baby, It's Cold Outside" by Frank Loesser (feat. Lynn Garland) 24.12.2024 54:22

It's our christmas special! And it's a very creepy crimbo this year.... Enjoy! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#46: "Hey, Soul Sister" by Train 17.12.2024 57:53

Racist or not? Either way it's a bad display of lyrics this week that we can file under the category of 'awful white people'. Enjoy! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#45: "Pony" by Ginuwine 10.12.2024 55:51

Questions about pony sizes, saddles and sexy animals this week. Enjoy! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#44: "Young Girl" by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap 03.12.2024 54:48

There's only one way to describe this episode - it's our 'Paedo Hunter' Special. Enjoy! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#43: "Brown Sugar" by The Rolling Stones 26.11.2024 58:48

What started as a minefield of a song ending up being one of our favourites! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#42: "My Sharona" by The Knack 19.11.2024 51:40

Tangents galore this week as we explore Wizard of Oz porn, sci fi and live porn. Thank you for bearing with the sound issues this is now fixed! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#41: "Freak Me" by Silk (Covered by ‘Another Level’) 12.11.2024 1:00:02

Sexy, sexy, sexy and oh disgusting. Of course. In true festive spirit it’s all about whipped cream this week 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#40: "Guess" by Charli xcx featuring Billie Eilish 05.11.2024 59:14

Lots of underwear and a foray into the 'Sexual Arena' 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#39: "U.G.L.Y." by Daphne & Celeste 29.10.2024 55:19

The meanest song we've ever done and a new character! Apologies for any sound issues. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#38: "Lucky Stars" by Dean Friedman 21.10.2024 56:03

A listener request from Steve this week! This song features the weirdest argument ever and we put our weird minds on top of all the already weird weirdness. Isn't Lisa the worst.... Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links...

#37: "Little Children" by Billy J. Kramer & The Dakotas 14.10.2024 51:45

Well, we're finally back. As you can imagine from the song title this gets a tad dark. Choc ices, Hans Christian Anderson and Michael Jackson (sounds like a party) all get a mention this week and much more... Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and D...

#36: *EURO 2024 SPECIAL* "Baddies" by Aitch & Luciano 01.07.2024 56:37

The worst and least football-related football song ever released? Possibly. The podcast that starts a Drake & Kendrick Lamar-style feud between Nick & Aitch? Possibly. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our lin...

#35: *EURO 2024 SPECIAL* "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond & "Live It Up" by Nicky Jam, Will Smith & Era Istrefi 24.06.2024 57:32

We're changing the format again and doing two songs in one show! This is the third instalment of our Euro takeover content that will last over the tournament period. In true Liquor and Lyrics fashion we've unearthed something sinister about Sweet Caroline and the other song... well... it features Will Smith... enough said! Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything...

#34: *EURO 2024 SPECIAL* "Vindaloo" by Fat Les & "We Are The Champions" by Queen 17.06.2024 49:09

We're changing the format and doing two songs in one show! This is the second instalment of our Euro takeover content that will last over the tournament period. We're perplexed by the lack of Grandads, the logistics of buckets filled with curries and the ins and outs of a pleasure cruise! Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer...

#33: *EURO 2024 SPECIAL* "We're On The Ball" by Ant & Dec 13.06.2024 38:22

We're dropping an extra episode into your feed today to celebrate the launch of Euro 2024! This is the beginning of our Euro takeover content that will last over the tournament period. The second episode in one week that features jokes about Ant Mcpartlin, Sven and Ulrika Johnson? You lucky people! Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to...

#32: "WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion)" by Cardi B 10.06.2024 1:10:09

We decided to give you a slightly extended version of an episode we enjoyed so much. Is this the Liquor and Lyrics Holy Grail? Hit play and find out..... Join us as we have a couple drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.e...

#31: "Pull Up To The Bumper" by Grace Jones 03.06.2024 45:48

A Grace Jones song from the 80s this week and for some reason, the episode is peppered with filthy Michael Caine references. Join us as we have a couple drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#30: "Shave 'Em Dry" by Lucille Bogan 27.05.2024 1:00:02

30th Anniversary Episode taking a trip to a grim 1930s song. Prepare yourself! Plagued with some sound issues, please blame Nick and send all complaints to him. (Just generally about anything in life) Join us as we have a couple drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan...

#29: "A Little Bit More" by Dr. Hook 20.05.2024 48:59

Medical uses for hooks, pirate/Irish impressions and questionable motives. Join us as we have a couple drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#28: "Peek A Boo" by Lil Yachty ft. Migos 13.05.2024 57:48

Two Words: Soggy Biscuit. That is all. Join us as we have a couple drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#27: "Despacito" by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee 06.05.2024 53:31

Our first non-English translation episode brings an instructional video for kissing/dressing and Dan's creepiest voice, yet. Join us as we have a couple drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#26: "Hot Legs" by Rod Stewart 29.04.2024 55:35

Questionable ages, inter-family relationships and some worrying whipping in Rods Seventies Song! Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics

#25: "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj 23.04.2024 44:12

Metaphors for big members, a heavy misuse of a set of grills and plenty more this week! Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics