Nicky Testaforte

LimoTales NYC Podcast

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LimoTales NYC is a podcast based on the amazing stories from Nicky Testaforte's bestselling book "Tales Of A New York Limo Driver - Sex, Excess and Stupidity On Four Wheels."Come along for a wild ride of over 100 idiotic, risque, and ridiculous stories told in 14 episodes. Plus, you'll also get two bonus episodes of sarcastic driving and travel tips. Enjoy the ride!

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Nicky Testaforte

Episodes

Bonus #2 - Tips & Tricks To Reduce Travel Agita 10.01.2026 19:12

As a closing thank you to you all, here are a shitload of driving and travel tips to make my life and yours less stressful. Statta Buon!

EP 16 - A Truck Full Of Chickens 10.01.2026 16:09

This Episode Includes: - More Inane Conversation - I'll Get Out Here - A Truck Full Of Chickens - To Have And Have Not - Alone With His Thoughts - Jackpot - Best Friends Play Tag

EP 15 - You're The Bad People... 10.01.2026 10:13

9 stories including: - Pleasant, No-Medicated Driver Please - Can I Get That In Writing? - You Wrap Your Car, I'll Wrap My Jet. - Rich & Cluefree - You're The Bad People - Anybody See Grandpa? - A Nice Mix Of Folks - Hey Smokers... - Eloquence and Loving Conversation From The Back Seat

EP 14 - Blind, Wobbly Drunk, Bad Hydraulics And A Puddle Of Swimmers and Eraserheads At The Plaza 24.12.2025 19:56

7 stories including: - The Flying Mouth - Blind, Wobbly Drunk - Bad Hydraulics And A Puddle Of Swimmers - Trawling For Content - 8/14/03 - NYC Blackout - Eraserheads At The Plaza - I'm Drivin' You To The Mastas

EP 13 - Natasha Needs Warmth, The Deer Hunter and One of Many Nights With Paul O'Neill 24.12.2025 19:00

7 stories including: - Types of Clients I Have - Yummy Maps - The Deer Hunter - Natasha Needs Warmth - Bag O Balls - One Of many Nights with Paul O'Neill and Attention: DOT Folks

EP 12 - Beauty & The Beast/Sweet 16, If It Bleeds, It Leads and a Stoner Dad 23.12.2025 15:16

Six stories, including: - I Only See What's In Front Of Me - Beauty & The Beast/Sweet 16 - If It Bleeds, It Leads - So Close, Yet So Far, - Overstressed and Directionally Challenged - Stoner Dad

EP 11 - Heckyl & Jeckyl, A Story In A Story, No Doz And Some Really Uncomfortable Rides 18.12.2025 13:31

This episode features two boneheads who work for investment banks, a story within a story, drivers dozing off, and some really uncomfortable rides clients have had to contend with.

EP 10 - Boo Hoo, You're Wet, More Stupid Driver Stories And Weir Gud Spellurz. 16.12.2025 13:22

More stupid dispatcher interactions, stupid driver stories, and a couple stuck in the rain that truly deserved it.

EP 9 - The Psychotic Ultra Rich, Mr. & Mrs. Whiny Bitch And The Perfect Limousine 16.12.2025 24:03

My idea of the perfect custom-built limousine, taking an ultra-rich vehicular virgin to a billion-acre horse farm and two trips with Mr. & Mrs Whiny Bitch.

EP 8 - More Money Than Sense, Absurd Client Demands and "What's Your Place Called?" 15.12.2025 22:31

A bunch of stories about a name-brand family that has more money than sense, stories of me carting kids all over creation, and absurd client demands from over the years.

EP 7 - Fun With Dr Love, Sultan Ali Bin Wallet And Sarcastic Answers to FAQ"s 15.12.2025 9:04

A wealthy sultan goes on a weeklong shopping spree and uses a stretch as his shopping cart, fun with Dr. Love and sarcastic answers to FAQ's

EP 6 - A Disgruntled Lover, A Rich, Broke Ass Fool And A Whiny Lawyer 15.12.2025 16:27

5 Stories of a guy who got none, a rich but broke idiot, a whiny lawyer, and a news flash.

EP 5 - $20,00 Sports Fantasy, Horrible Service and a Rich Prick With No Class 11.12.2025 11:30

Stories of loving wives, uber-wealthy sports junkies, and a rich slob.

EP 4 - NO SEATBELTS: Car Crashes and Near Misses 11.12.2025 10:55

Stories of accidents over the years

EP 3 - Filthy Drivers, Scary Looking Clients and NYC Street Justice 10.12.2025 21:00

10 amazing stories, including a series about accidents over the years.

EP 2 - Cross Dressing Exec, A Barracuda Wife and a Hooker Stop 09.12.2025 13:43

12 stories of more crap as seen by a NYC Limo Driver

Bonus #1 - Limo Company Secrets and Absurd Amenities Of Rich Clients 08.12.2025 18:10

A behind-the-scenes look at a limo company and a few notes on the areas I serve.

EP 1 - 9 Hours, 1 Client, 4 Strippers: TOP 10 CRAZIEST TRIPS EVER! 08.12.2025 9:26

A surreal adventure where one client invites 4 strippers for a party in the SUV.

Confessions Of A NYC Limo Driver - Sex, Excess and Stupidity 08.12.2025 1:01

Introduction to the podcast based on Nicky Testaforte's bestselling book "Tales Of A New York Limo Driver - Sex, Excess and Stupidity On Four Wheels."