Lights in the Sky Podcast

A jet lagged Ton inbound from Europe is fighting fatigue and abusing recommended caffeine quotas in order to stay lucid. Annie Franks' wieners, battered vegan delights and impossible beef burgers add a pinch of flavour to the show. Noah's futuristic claims are put under the microscope in an exclusive, grammatical error ridden tell all exposé. Get Me Some Strange chronicles the dangers of playing w...

Catholic catchphrases cause confusion in the Tron. Security is beefed up 'round Tony's place. A tell all interview with the Reverend's granddaughter leads to incessant phone calls and a large scale cover up by the 1980s news media. Confused New Zealanders create a stir in wartime.

A scrumptious, freshly baked Devonshire tea is shared with fellow Lits'eners. Bizarre coincidences strike for Luke and friend of the show Jim. Alternative and loosely financed fan theories behind Adolf's grand escape are hypothesised. A dramatic revelation behind poos on the moon is plopped down. In a far too colloquial moment, Luke and Tony are introduced to the worst humans in history. Luke upst...

Excuses flow for last week's absenteeism. Tony has a close shave with vehicular manslaughter. The Elusive Moose is on the loose with a scrumptious serving of old faves Nasty Ed and Percy Lyes plated up, accompanied by a half serving of Alex Gale on the side. Luke shares a fishy tale or three which leaves him gasping.

Tony adopts out the closest thing he has to a son. While revisiting a few ye olde fave yarns, Luke probes Tony on his close encounters in a pop quiz that is anything but succinct. Haunting visions of blackish nuns, repetitive brotherly love and holy movie sequels shake up the English banking sector. Abominable alpine encounters are recited as reported by Luke's fave Communist news agency.

Appointment availability at the local salon is under threat due to the rise of cold calling virtual assistants. Punch, hunch and brunch returns and tackles baby boomers and the viability of dual purpose holes. Something queer is lurking amongst the mist of the highlands, while glory awaits those who hole up at the summit. Ernst, Karen and Oz gently sway to Bic Runga's Strange soundtrack

The LITS May special features a surprise performance by 90's fan favourite NSYNC and an honourable Cinco de Mayo tribute. Luke shares his automotive woes and the varied soundtrack to his commute. Our gal Betty is audibly thrilled by a mysterious encounter with "The Juan" and in a hypnotic recreation, Tony goes a little rogue with the script. Get Me Some Strange proves oddly specific in the address...

Tony must decide between a hypothetical icy interstellar fender bender or a prolonged demise where the air is sucked right out of his sails...or more accurately, his lungs.  Suicidal cigars from the stars terrorise credible crews aboard Douglas' finest commercial aircraft and leave tensions smouldering at the highest levels. Luke dishes out some stars of his own as he shares his love and loathing...

An evening stroll around a deserted hotel floor results in Tony browsing a mysterious meeting room full of free snacks, liberated from gluten. Luke and Tony play a round of the celebrated workplace time waster punch, hunch and brunch, followed by a ghostly guessing game. Tragedy strikes on the way to Pan Na Mah Na - do doo do do do!

Luke scores big time in the mowing and blowing department. Mumble wrap is held to account for destroying a genre and crimes against humanity. Panic strikes in the paddock as a strangely attired amputee piloting Constable Big Mac touches down, before character assassinations and cover ups attempt to crush the credibility of witnesses and investigators alike. A mysterious message and coded conspirac...

Derogatory sidekick commentary launches a rambling and disjointed 52nd episode. Jesus disappears for something between one and a half and three days which seriously confuses poor Tony. The holy theme continues as furious debate rages and Luke stands firm on his hole goals. Fond childhood memories are recounted as toll free Teleops calls are placed and unfavourable remuneration is revealed in an ex...

A resurgence of Tony's fire woes may be on the horizon. Luke finds himself powerless as his wife's family drops by for a visit. The culinary delights of rural Mid-Canterbury are explored as Tony recounts his emasculating experience of being talked out of supersizing his ice cream and Luke shares the matrimonial woes of small town burger barons. The food fetish continues as the lads discuss spooky...

A grand celebration is in store for the 50th ep, which naturally prompts a throw back to the earliest dick joke in LITS history. Luke divulges his gravity defying soundtrack rituals. Tony falters in the lively game of Exorcism, Ghost or Podcast host although redeems himself by confronting the social issue of 90s child star obesity. To round out the show, the lads find themselves neck deep in lashi...

Logical reasoning is wasted on furious Caucasian motorists. A rodent infestation rocks the used car market. Luke and Tony regret being thrifty at a truck stop in sassafras country. The podcast community receives plaudits and acclaim. The world's worst game-shows find new leases of life as alcohol fuelled drinking experiences. Mysteries of the Unexplained is on the market in delightful hard copy fo...

Tony faces his most scrumptious hypothetical yet. Reaper Watch is fare-welled and replaced with a brand new weekly segment with a catchy jingle. The World's most luxurious caravan makes headlines across the Universe though the fanfare results in a poorly executed abduction and a misdirected package. Tony stumbles over his words in Get Me Some Strange as he recites a tale of gray eyes, fair hair an...

Tony loses big time preloading on snacks in Vegas. Luke and Tony make time for a traveller who dishes the dirt on some simple minded extraterrestrials, the demise of Insta and his anti-ageing home remedies. A commitment to a 20% reduction in dick jokes in pledged though a noticeable increase in rhombus humour proves a mathematician's cream dream. Backyard black triangles disrupt the beauty sleep a...

Tony has an issue with his downstairs plumbing which he elects to share with all.  Luke confronts Tony with a hypothetical murder charge or false imprisonment conundrum which leads to the age old question of would you murder a homeless defecator in support of your favourite charity? The Russian's probe Demi and a mysterious encounter ensues in the depths of space. Carlos Antonio de los Santos Mont...

Tony must make a tough choice between a world of disturbing visions or his own inappropriate public display. Due to minimal preparation, it is left up to fate decide the paranormal yarn of the week and the conversation is quickly led off in a tangent. Get Me Some Strange leaves Luke breathless.

All the knowledge in the world is Tony's for the taking however it's Luke who ends up sprouting the beard of a wise old man. New Zealand's top conspiracies are revealed and in no particular order onion rings, CDs, records, microwave dinners and controversial immigration theories all set the scene for a shocking segment. Meanwhile in da club, a health scare curse rocks an enterprising purveyor of t...

This week, in round two of an earth shattering industry first, errrrr make that industry second, Lights In the Sky poddy launches what can only be described as a high intensity and startling mystery packed podcast episode! Brace yourself as Luke and Tony rip the lid off some of the greatest, never before revealed unsolved tales of recent time...again! This episode features roughhousing by North Ko...

In an earth shattering industry first, Lights In the Sky poddy launches what can only be described as a high intensity and startling mystery packed podcast episode! Brace yourself as Luke and Tony rip the lid off some of greatest, never before revealed unsolved tales of recent time! This episode features suicidal Octopi, a barrage of booms, a wayward aviatrix, aerial combat with Tic Tacs and the u...

The final episode of the year kicks off with a healthy serving of admin and a decent slice of everyone's favourite new segment, Reaper Watch. A grand prize is drawn while a proposal is drafted to withdraw another. Tony presents a Christmas tale for our dear listeners to mull over and very nearly keeps is sans-UFO. After a false start on page 14 in Get Me Some Strange, we aim to end on a high note.

The Flat Earthers are pulling out some new tricks in a quest to enter the space race and prove their theories once and for all. Reaper watch is back with a sprightly new outro theme which is sure to impress well regarded composers and music fans alike. A striking sight leads to speculation that the second coming of Jesus is imminent, however a barrage of painful after effects casts some doubt and...

Luke introduces a brand spanking new segment with the debut of Reaper Watch. A rare opportunity presents itself for those Flying Saucer aficionados who are keen to climb the property ladder. Tony tries to up his fibre intake but it proves more challenging than anticipated. Crispy white linens and fragrant lavender aromas herald the arrival of a ghostly burning sensation. Ogopopo slithers by for a...

The dead, the nearly dead and team building inclined peruse the hauntingly scrumptious cuisine offerings at the Racecourse Hotel. Luke and Tony compare haircut expenditure, downtime in the stylist's chair and optional extras to conclude the experience. Beeps and barks cause distractions so the chatter volume is turned right up. Tony must decide whether we would rather opt for baldness or celibacy...