Lights in the Sky Podcast

Luke and Tony cycle through revolutionary forms of pre-sports match entertainment and tandem transportation, including a unique LITS lads sponsorship opportunity. Tony is overjoyed with an art encounter of the second kind. J. Allen is swamped by a curious public, butt he discovers that when you assume, you risk making an ass out of you and me. A troop of phantom soldiers march by to see out procee...

WARNING- THIS EPISODE REQUIRED HEAVY EDITING DUE TO WIND, BUT DONT WORRY, WE ARE BACK NEXT WEEK WITH A BRAND NEW EPISODE FOR YOU TO KICK OFF SEASON 2026 - JOIN US NEXT WEEK!   Join us for a side splitting tale of agony as we Luke retraces the steps of his corporate fun run. Tony aka the LITS Coinkydink Connoisseur once again ruthlessly scrutinises and scores Luke's coninkydinks of the week. The wa...

Tony's dismay at big insurance conglomerates hits him in the back pocket. Luke secures a new high score. LITS hits the nature trails and rapidly navigates the background nature noises. Luke hand picks a random assortment of baffling XXL backcountry experiences.

Luke and Tony find themselves suitably attired for a casual Aloha Friday. Luke's hand gestures prove problematic while burning calories on his nature strip. The rarely witnessed undersides of Beverly's dinnerware inspired flying machines are investigated to varying degrees of effort. An old timey saucer caps off the crockery chat.    Note: this episode was recorded using new mics which are in the...

Intro chat.  Tat chat. Reno's chat. Bin chat. Coinkydink chat. AI chat. Shat chat. Orgy chat. Wrap up chat.

The birthday boy morphs into the runny boy as new fitness regimens are bandied about. Kias, keas, beavers, joeys and odysseys are found to share some coincidental common ground. LITS AI drops some stern humour on the lads. Rave bros in their Dirty Dog wraparounds give lakeside teens the creeps. A mute yet moving final chapter drives a discerning dirigible enthusiast to drink.        

Luke shares an athletically themed coincidence which spawns yet another new LITS segment. Tony's privacy is obliterated due to poor email etiquette. Luke's handiness is challenged by Tony's well tool endowed neighbour. LITS AI probes a deep water mystery which ultimately alienates the fellas. Captain Smith gives ghost hunters the icy shoulder.

Luke sizes up Tony's neighbour as the handy stakes rise. Tony struggles with the biohazards of domesticated feline parenting. LITS AI disturbingly delves into the forest's sexiest mystery. Portuguese pronunciation and fax machine wielding businessmen are in the crosshairs of a grim assassination.

AI tries out for a staring role on the podcast, however ends up being the butt of the joke. Tony's eccentric doctor applauds his wayfinding ability. An elusive guest from the past is back to his old tricks stunning onlookers, while simultaneously offering a competitive and cosy bar and bistro experience.

In this episode we find our feet as part of the new-look Poddy!  A captain welcomes a new neighb, lost episodes are mourned, caravanners rejoice as one of your own kickstarts us with a doozy of a 2 for 1 tale of mysterious deaths and low flying diamond shaped spacecraft dwellers! Share the ep and tell a friend - We are back and this is happening!! 

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Luke and Tony scramble to account for their recent unexplained absence from the podcasting scene. Famous Derek's are scrutinised in an off topic interlude. Tony shares an unsettling close encounter while taking a soak. Startling revelations from insiders in the know provide a peak behind the flappy UAP curtain. Tony learns Tic Tacs and TikTok are not one and the same. Nolan's more risqué film mome...

With the timer set and ticking, Luke and Tony delve into classic Halloween horror flicks, relive their greatest couples costume triumphs and failures and determine once and for all the appropriate decorating window for the spooky season. Tony recounts a horrific, Halloween-adjacent extreme close encounter jam packed with age appropriate credible witnesses and an Erie ending which even famed debunk...

The Delta variant takes aim at it's well known namesakes in an effort to sour their reputations. Luke and Tony fondly recount going back to back with one another in their youth. Tony shares a curious case straight out of the Netflix series Top Secret UFO Projects: Declassified, featuring a most harrowing encounter with inconsiderate parking.

Tony shares his vacation plans before the conversation shifts to Luke and Tony's shared spa experiences of years gone by - no erotic LITS fan fiction PLEASE! A new UFO doco jumps on the bandwagon and catches the lad's attention. While out for a evening drive in the countryside to soak up the springtime smell of fresh rain…or something…Tossie and Begay endure an otherworldly criminal encounter invo...

Luke inadvertently offends a small business owner before receiving yard work criticism from the afterlife. A popular segment is rebooted for another round as Luke Presents Tony's Abnormally Paranormal: The Smoking Alien Robots of Cisco Grove

Luke and Tony digest a degustation of deconstructed desserts and uninspiring classics of the boomer biscuit variety. What's the deal with the lack of diversity in the Jetsons and what's really going on at surface level? The preliminary UAP disclosure report teases Luke and Tony, leaving them both wanting more.

Tony has a life altering run in with a hole in a wall before going on to share his recent vax experience and the bizarre incentives being offered to twist one's arm into a pointy needle. Luke catches Tony off guard with a UFO conspiracy involving murder and treachery he knows little about.

Luke takes aim at deciphering an infamous cryptic code, before putting his physic prowess to the test. UAPs are back in the headlines and Tony shares the scoop on the latest rumours circulating as officials go on the record to spill the beans…or more appropriately, Tic Tacs.

Tony is forced to check his privilege after Luke recounts a traumatic episode at the salon from his youth. A classic LITS episode is revisited with some startling new revelations about a grisly mountainous mystery.

New sponsor alert and this sweet as #spon will have tails wagging! Luke inflicts grievous bodily harm upon himself and recounts the harrowing tale. Warning: queasy LITSners like Tony should be sitting down for this one. Luke and Tony tag team 9 spooky stories about ghoulish canines which could have been much more succinct.

Luke and Tony share top summertime fashion tips and regale one another with some school yard yarns before the conversion turns to talking rubbish. A few powerful sounding people leave an impression. Travis is back but leaves out the juiciest parts of his ordeal. Luke has a tantalising new sign off on offer.

Luke unveils some welcome enhancements to the show's infrastructure and unique audio segments. Tony's rather (Red) bullish while asserting a claim of a paranormal encounter. The Panzy movement gains momentum. ET's and humanity are getting bi in a discreet manner.

Luke packs in a few surprises for Tony, some concluding with sexy results. Tony shares the findings of his deep probe into the mysterious occupier of the Queen Disability motel unit. Parts 2 - 12 of The Kaikoura Lights UFO saga reveals the bizarre explanations offered by officials to address the mystifying aerial phenomenon. Tony stumbles over his words in a rare, live on air broadcast of Get Me S...

Luke reviews Tony's performance during his first week as the self appointed LITS Social Media manager. A few unexpected sponsors pledge their support. Tony is ghosted by a wannabe golfer. Luke is befuddled by the who's who of New Zealand's most famous UFO encounter