Life’s Been Pretty Good Lately

Chaney and Robert are back in the studio (apartment). Robert’s cowardly plan to call out of work inspires a new business. Chaney trades guitar playing for having long nails. It’s decided pale people are at the top of the hotties list and some presidents may be middle of the list (politics aside). Robert shops his demos and Chaney shops in other countries for dog sculptures (for Robert) . Listen to...

The idiot twins consider becoming the idiot triplets after Shia LaBeouf’s arrest in Nola. Chaney’s into OutKast and they’re BOTH into Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. Paris Hilton’s mom loses it (Shia style) after a DJ won’t play MJ. Politics are put aside while the hotness of Chet Hanks gets considered. Chaney goes to Puerto Rico and Robert writes a song about it. Robert gets assaulted with extra m...

Surprise! LBPGL is back with a laundry list of things to jock about. Robert spoils the plot of Mrs. Doubtfire and Machine Gun Kelly spoils life with his bad Michael Jackson impression. Chet Hanks tries go country and is still somehow better than Will Smith’s depression freestyles. Chaney rides shotgun with Maggie and it’s decided that Jake is the jerk of the Gyllenhaals. A cat meows throughout thi...

Take a short walk to the chowder house with Robert, Chaney, and their not so special guest, Sydney. You’ll learn about Syd’s collecting habits and Robert’s barren walls. Listen to the end to find out how to graduate college illegally and how far Chaney would go to sleep with Glenn Close!

Please welcome Robert’s old friend and Chaney’s new friend, Sydney Doyon. These three geek out on Pokemon, the glory days of Nintendo, and Star Wars hot or nots. If you close your eyes it’ll feel just like you’re riding the hotel shuttle bus to Comic-Con! Robert shares ideas on technology and Syd shares the scummiest thing he’s ever done! Chaney has raccoons at their window and the Tasmanian Devil...

Robert tells people his name is “Michael Jackson” all the time, Chaney has new rules for customers at cafes, this is the information you’ll get on this episode! Chaney talks falling in love in Hollywood and reveals the famous death that made the Taliban take the day off. Kirsten Dunst dunks on Dunce hubby Jesse Plemons and is indeed the better actor...but does RG (Robert Garcia) agree? Find out by...

Walk through NYC again with the idiot twins! Chaney sees their silver fox mama in Manhattan. Michael Jackson is remembered over bagels in Washington Square Park. Central Park bingo leads to witnessing a baby’s first steps. From tourists lining up to touch a metal bull’s balls, to the Central Park seals moving to Miami, you can really tell they have their fingers on the pulse of nothing that import...

Robert tries out new jokes and he also opens up about giving the middle finger to TRL’s Carson Daly . They each pick the hottest politicians (politics aside) and then sing “Last Night” by Morgan Wallen in its entirety. Will Smith continues to fall from grace with his new single “I Like Pretty Girls”. The opening to “A Star is Born” proves that Bradley Cooper can work a food truck AND work a crowd.

Robert is private. Handheld fans are trending. Chaney’s type is magicians, but they still can’t work their magic and make Robert watch The Ultimatum. Robert tells of another illegal kiss, and Chaney leaves Mindy Kaling in the dust. Chappell Roan posts an ass pic. Chaney makes Marc Maron a lucky guy. Robert has no job, but it’s okay because Chaney has a credit card.

What cancelled celebrity got sat at SNL 50? Listen to find out. Chaney talks of European walks, Robert remembers an Irish friend. Robert reveals a new bathroom buddy and Chaney reveals their middle name. 9/11 is remembered and who could forget Robert’s #1 crush (hint: Hilton). Now all they have to figure out is: Who is Paris and who is Nicole? On the next half hour.

This week they found out Jonah Hill is skinny again (but for how long?). Chaney wishes Robert went to The Weeknd’s concert with them, Robert wishes he had more money for clothes. Robert is moving cities and Chaney is moving fast in their new relationship(s). Chaney will save your voice memos and JD Vance will wear eyeliner to presidential press conferences. They give a certain president a pass, bu...

Please welcome today’s guest, New York City! This manic duo is out on the street and recording into an iPhone (sound effects are real). Robert jocks cars like a man, and Chaney gets a look at catwoMAN as Robert explains the plot of “Batman Returns”. Chaney talks “White Lotus” and sex while Robert talks about wild things women say in Massachusetts. They play a quick game of “who would you rather do...

Wow, this is a dirty one! Robert lets Salma Hayek have her way with him and Chaney admits to being a “Mother Porker”. Sopranos gives Robert high cholesterol and Chaney gives a mom their number. The pair shares music and dreams of being storm chasers. Robert has nightmares of too many shirtless men in McCarren Park. You’ll hear about gross ass men and nice asses in Carhartt jeans. Chaney wants to P...

Michael is mourned as they look at photos of Jacko’s funeral in an old People magazine. Robert reveals who he’d love to act opposite. Chaney receives a letter from a young Chaney. They both reveal their favorites movies as a child and their favorite celebrities who don’t reveal enough. Robert has yet another idea to take down SNL, while Chaney just wants to take down a sugarmama. Rock out with the...

Siegfried and Roy put hair on the pair’s chests when a peek into their personal lives prove these cats were ultimate bad boys. The two leaf through an early 2000’s People magazine and reflect on Britney’s iconic shaved head and JT’s iconic moronic face. Corey Feldman beefs with Michael Jackson, and Michael Jackson beefs with George Lucas. Chaney gets intimate with magic and Robert denies intimate...

Robert wonders what it’s like to die from a pillow smothering, Chaney wonders what it’s like to date Parker Posey. They spend time ranking the best Canadians. Chaney ponders a possible Tom Petty tramp stamp and Robert questions whether or not he should get a job. A new band name is revealed. A Batman is eulogized. Robert almost meets a Haim sister, while Chaney meets a movie star. Tootsie talk and...

Tom Petty’s top hat is the topic up top, ultimately resulting in Chaney renaming the rock icon, “Tom Pretty”. They discuss the awkwardness of a young Cameron Crowe, the legitimacy of “Super Size Me” (he was drinking the whole time), and the length of skirt that drives Robert gaga. Randy Newman becomes a New Man to the pair, as they dissect the iconic song “I Love LA”. Things musically get worse as...

First up is Ashlee Simpson, which naturally leads to bad celebrity child names. Chaney considers the hotness of the non- Travis Barker members of Blink-182, which leads to alien talk. Find out which podcaster can “die” and how good Tony Soprano looks with his shirt off (hint: it rhymes with “exy”). Robert sees Orville Beck at Whole Foods. Listen to the end to find out if Alec Baldwin is tired.

Sex in the woods, Chalamet in yellow jeans...have your eyebrows raised yet? Thoughts during the commercial breaks of the 2025 Oscars were recorded and these hooligans were rowdy. You’ll hear about Robert meeting Conan, Chaney’s reaction to Adrien Brody’s instagram, how alcohol affects Robert’s brain and where Chaney stands (or lays) with Laura Dern. This episode is better than Billy Joel.

SNL50 ruins Robert and Chaney’s lives. This week you’ll learn that the dork always gets the girl and that new girl, Zooey Deschanel, hasn’t changed her style since 2008. This episode is almost as crazy as Alec Baldwin’s behavior.... or Smallville star, Tom Welling, with his late night impulse to eat Arby’s no matter how many drinks he guzzles beforehand (guess we found his kryptonite). Amanda Seyf...

Chaney is back from Costa Rica with a taste for termites and tales of date nights. “Ice Age” brings up different memories, and yes, they're traumatic ones. Lady Gaga’s new single “Abracadabra” makes their hearts disappear. Robert rattles off Chaney’s new sayings with love and he receives a gift in return. Cancelled celebs they still love, Gob Bluth’s hotness, and Janelle Monae’s Grammy perform...

So many topics are covered their lips went dry. (Nothing a cup of Saltburn bathwater couldn’t fix). Aaron Rodgers proves the common fact of mismatches in couple’s hotness. Bite into Zach Braff’s movie credits, while Chaney and Robert watch the women of RHONY bite drunkenly into lots of meals. Robert gives a review of Beetlejuice. Chaney gives Buzz Lightyear a chance. You’ll learn the sexiest age t...

What genre of music does Jessica Biel like best? Hint: Reggae. This episode is going to slap better than a Bradley Cooper steak and cheese. The pair finally breaks the ice on Justin Timberlake’s drunk driving arrest, and a small wardrobe malfunction. Frankie, the dog, finds out who her real parents are. Robert, the man, declares a new father figure. Chaney stans for Jaden Smith- will Robert’s mind...

After 8 long months, they’re back! Robert learns new "names" while moonlighting at Starbucks. Chaney’s name changes...and so does Robert’s shirt after they both sweat it out over the women in Goodfellas. Aaron Rodger’s thighs catch Chaney’s eyes. And his necklace steals the show as they recap, “Enigma”. During the ep, you’ll learn how to sneak liquor into a Blink-182 show. Listen to the end to fin...

Please listen to Robert get robbed by selling his clothes to a nearby thrift store. Chaney reveals they do not want their soul to go on when they die and would rather come back as a song. They talk about Colleen, James Franco’s return to public and the person that asked Robert out on a date telepathically.