T, DW, Gary, Fortenberry

Life from the Patio

Comedy EN ↓ 300 episodes

Welcome to the Patio! This is Life from the Patio where a group of life long friends provide fresh takes on life as they see it. No Topic is off limits and neither are the embarrassing stories that follow. Go ahead and kick your flip flops off, pop a top, and hang out with us a while on the patio. www.lifefromthepatio.com

Author

T, DW, Gary, Fortenberry

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.lifefromthepatio.com

Latest episode

Apr 28, 2026

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Episodes

Biggest Retirement Regrets - Social Norms that would get you canceled today - The Snake in the Toilet 27.08.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! A YouTuber asked Americans aged 70 to 80 what their biggest retirement regrets were — how many apply to you? Older Adults Are Sharing The Social Norms That Were “Acceptable” When They Were Growing Up That Would Definitely Not Fly Today When the Minnesota pastor said he was spreading the good word,...

Olympic Boxer at it again Father Fortenberry Challenge Waffle House Equalatitty Rally 24.08.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! The Olympic Boxer is at it again - but she’s taking on the Rich and Famous Could Father Fortenberry beat the boxer Raygun The Waffle House cleans their silverware? If you could never have waffle house again Gary! The Canadian Pandemic worse than Covid What’s the best breakfast restaurant Equalati...

Sloth Fever Stop and See Collapse of the Pyramid Cute animals with not so cute a reputation 21.08.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Sloth Fever Pyramid Collapses in South America 16 Cute Animals with dark side. Raygun!? Is that a character on StripeSls? Odd Olympic Sports Reading is fundamental! It can be boring! Gary hates reading Stranger Things awesome or not, Shows that you enjoy now The Umbrella Academy Series Ending Che...

Cyber Truck Haters Backyard Weeds can kill you Angel Baby learns Spanish 18.08.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Cyber Truck Haters Backyard weeds that can alter your DNA Retailer closing Stores Angel Baby learns to speak spanish - kinda BourbonNerd Whiskey of the week Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us on TikTok: https://tikt...

Olympics 2024 outahere! Controversy abounds Paraguayan Swimmer Harley's Bud Light Moment 14.08.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! What are our past Olympic Hero’s up to today? Olympic Controversies Paraquaian Swimmer Harley Davidson has a Bud Light Moment! Tyson CFO in trouble Hauk Tuah Girl 15 mins has ended Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us...

No New Taxes Enshitification Weiner Mobile accident NFL and Fantasy football 08.08.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! No New Taxes Weiner Mobile was in an Accident Hawk Tuah Girl’s 15 mins of fame may have expired Hook up culture Enshitification? Slang terms the kids use Best Sandwich ingredients What would be LFTP Stage Names Food Combinations you can’t stand Random Facts that you know What Mario Kart Chara...

Olympic Boxing goes crazy- Jelly Roll Mistaken for Homeless -Cool small towns-Fast Food is expensive 06.08.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Olympic Women’s boxing Champion - Jelly Roll mistaken for homeless man - Slang from the 1920’s Coolest small town in each State What TV Should would you want to be in? What’s an Olympic Sport that doesn’t exist but should Fast Food is expensive MadLibs Returns Check out our Website: https://l...

No Olympic Invitation for Fortenberry -Life in the Olympic Village-Things we miss from the Old Days 01.08.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Who is Taylor Boone? Donate to Taylor Boone: https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-taylor-and-emmett-after-tragic-accident?qid=c6db3ea49ee57ee3cfb70f69732d0189 43 years in a Row and no Olympic Invitation for Father Fortenberry! Gary has been in the Olympics! Grammy carried the Torch in Atlanta!...

Kamala Mania sweeping the Country - Extreme Eating Fetish TV - Marty and the Rotten Smell 30.07.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Kamala Mania sweeping the Nation! A man had to have a body part amputated! Which part was it! What’s the plural of fish Extreme Eating Fetish YouTube Channels - Is this dangerous Would you take pictures of your pick for $2,000 Marty and the Rotten Crab Juice! Do you believe in Aliens? Peruvia...

Hawk Tuah Girl Making Waves NCAA Football 2025 Ingred Andress performs the worse National Anthem 28.07.2024

Hawk Tuah Girl Update! Monetize your fame! People that went Viral! Breastaurants are closing! Is Chik-Fil-A the best Fast food restaurant! Are they even the best Chicken Sandwich Burger King Long Chicken Sandwich - Love it or hate! You can get McDonalds Pounder NCAA football 2025 Golden Pants - Worse National Anthem Ever! Ingred Andress vs Enrico Pallazzo! The shot heard around the world! Bourbon...

Hobby Horse World Championship T the Columbian drug lord Which Uncle Jesse do you remember? 28.07.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Hobby Horse World Championship!! Live from Finland Father Fortenberry Volunteers to be the Hobby Horse version of a Clydesdale! Or an Arkansas Walker! Cult Leader makes devious plan! But he didn’t quite think this one out well enough! T is in his Columbian Drug Lord Attire! Who has the cooles...

Father Macho Man - T Saves Paris from the Crocodiles - What does your wife do when your not home 18.07.2024

Father Macho Man Savage! More expensive Bourbon Hunting or Owning a Chevy?! Bryce Mitchell - Flat Earther - Born Again Christian! Should felons get their voting rights back? Paris has a Crocodile Problem - could Big T save Paris? Riding Crocodiles under the Arc De Triumph! What do wives do when their are home alone! Strange spots you have fallen asleep Bourbon Nerd Bourbon of the Week! Iron Dome -...

Fireworks gone Wrong - Dodge ball Movie - Best Gangster movies - The Mandela Effect- Mad Libs 16.07.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd. Ads from the Past Fireworks gone wrong!  Joe Dirt!  Could the “Dodge Ball” Movie be made today! Best Gangster Movies! The Mandela Effect is Real!  Songs that you remember incorrectly! What to if you are Snake Bit Addicted to Hand Sanitizers! Mad Libs return!! Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some...

Tractor Supply does not understand their clientele McDonalds kills the McPlant Five Guys too much 11.07.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Marty Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss the world from the Patio! Tractor Supply does not understand their clientele Do you want to Donate to the corporate Charity when you Self Checkout Tipping while Checking out! McDonalds Kills the McPlant Favorite fast food burger Five Guys is expensive, but dang their good! If you could receive a lifetime supply of...

Hooters is closing stores - Fortenberry had his tongue pierced - Charles Mansion worth Millions 09.07.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary, DW and Marty Mar the BourbonNerd as they discuss the world as they see it. Hooters is Closing Fortenberry had his tongue pierced? Hooters corrected that wrong! Charles Manson’s Million Dollar Estate? Really who inherits it Can Father Fortenberry really marry someone? BirdFlu vaccines roll out in Europe! Merica!!! If you won $5 M would you do with it! Nathaniel Jon...

July 4th Merica Debate Debacle Fireworks 4th of July Movies 04.07.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Marty Mar as they discuss the what makes the 4th of July the fourth of July! Merica' - the Debate Debacle! Fireworks just aren't what they used to be, Would you let your kids do the things we used to do? Is The Patriot a July 4th Movie? What's your favorite? US Football team lost to Japan! No Way Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some...

Cooter Missouri - Addicted to Sweet tooth - 1800s v 3000s - Fortenberry Family Circus 02.07.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Marty the BourbonNerd-LFTP with Special Guest Brother of the cloth Wes Fortenberry. Ever been to Cooter, Missouri? Not far from Uranus, Missouri Gary turned us on to Sweet tooth now we're Hooked! What's your favorite Zombie/Apocalyptic Movie? Would you rather live int eh 1800's or the 3000's? Could Gary and Fortenberry survive 10 days in the 1800's? Gary longs...

Bill Belichick is Dating Whom - Plastic Surgery gone bad - If you could be a mythical creature 27.06.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and the BourbonNerd Marty Mar as they discuss life as they see it! Bill Belichick is dating who? Who caught him sneaking around? Plastic Surgery gone bad! If you could have Plastic Surgery what would you have done! Pick a mythical Character you would like to be! Howard the Duck? High Paying Jobs that no one wants! Trav's wring Typo Check out our Website : https...

The Gary Episode - Netflix Shows - Sweet Tooth Whitener - Dad Jokes - Funny Names - Special Guest Stops by 25.06.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary, Marty Mar the BourbonNerd, and Who is Taylor Boone? as they discuss Life from the Patio It wasn't planned but this episode is everything Gary enjoys most, accept waffle house! What Netflix series has you hooked Why would Marty win a Tooth Whitening kit, this is Arkansas Dad Jokes you will not want to Miss Whiskey of the Week! Check out our Website: https://lifefro...

The Logo has Died - USA Olympic Basketball Screwed up - Joey Chestnut is out - Gary may be Mental 20.06.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary, and the BourbonNerd Marty Mar as they discuss the world from the Patio. USA Olympic Basketball has lost it’s Mind – Really Caitlyn Clark isn’t good enough Nathan’s kicks Joey Chestnut out of the Competition?  Why? Sharks circling the beaches of the Gulf! Will that keep you away! The Guys play in a golf Tournament! Who made the Goofy Putt? How do you eat your...

200th Episode Giveaway! Thanks for supporting the Channel - Where did the Patio come from? Headlines from the day! 18.06.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary, DW, and Marty Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines of the day! 200 Episodes! How'd they get started? Why do they call you Father Fortenberry? Bottle Giveaway!! lifefromthepatio.com Buy Some Merch Follow us on TikTok

Ever Heard of Autobrewery Disease - Ever have buyers remorse - Bourbon is good for your health - Rap libs 13.06.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and The Bourbon Nerd as they discuss the world from the Patio! What is Autobrewery Disease?  Fortenberry may just be a little jealous of this lady! Ever want something then once you attain it wonder, “What do we do now?” Remember the great Resignation, now we enter the great Exhaustion! What am is that? Is Bourbon good for your health? What say the Patio!!! T...

What happens when the internet comes to the Amazon - Favorite Fast Food Sandwiches - Olive Garden is being Sued for what? 11.06.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and The Bourbon Nerd as they discuss the world from the Patio! What would happen if a desolate tribe from the Amazon rainforest was given unmonitored internet Access? I’m sure you can guess What’s your favorite fast food item that is no longer around? Olive Garden is being sued, and sounds like its justified! The guys Sample Rocktown White Lightning and Name the Bo...

Movies you cannot watch more than once - D Day, thank you for serving! MLB Stats - Is Orange the New Skin tone? - Will Trump go to jail! - Have you seen a ghost? 06.06.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, and Gary as they discuss headlines of the day! Movies you can only watch once!! D Day thank you for your service! MLB Stats get shaken up! Grape Jelly on a hot dog? Really Is Orange the new skin tone? Is Trump going to prison? lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch Follow us on TikTok

Americas Dirtiest City's -Superstitions-Itchy Hands means what Bad Dinosaur Retirement Home SEX 02.06.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and the Bourbon Nerd Marty Mar as they discuss the world as they see it! What's Americas dirtiest city? Gary and his superstitions! Itchy Hands Bad Dinosaur a kids show? Really Retirement Home of ilrepute? lifefromthepatio.com lifefromthepatio.com/merch tiktok.com/@lifefromthepatio2 #comedy #whiskey #bourbon #arkansas #podcast #viral

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