T, DW, Gary, Fortenberry

Life from the Patio

Comedy EN ↓ 300 episodes

Welcome to the Patio! This is Life from the Patio where a group of life long friends provide fresh takes on life as they see it. No Topic is off limits and neither are the embarrassing stories that follow. Go ahead and kick your flip flops off, pop a top, and hang out with us a while on the patio. www.lifefromthepatio.com

Author

T, DW, Gary, Fortenberry

Category

Comedy

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www.lifefromthepatio.com

Latest episode

Apr 28, 2026

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Episodes

Best Pasta Dishes Adult Allowances Thanksgiving is coming 21.11.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry and Marty Mar the BourbonNerd as they discuss the world as they see it. Toxic Masculinity -turns into reasons for staying single Bracket Challenge – best Pasta Dishes of all Time Adult Allowance to find themselves! $1,000 per month to find yourself The Chinese Elder Crisis Credit Card Crisis Dept of Education going bye bye What are you doing for Thanksgiving Check out ou...

Trumps Builds a Cabinet - Disney Movie Showdown -Regrets men have about marriage 19.11.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Marty the BourbonNerd as they discuss headlines of the day. Trumps Cabinet is being built – Disney Movie Showdown – 2024 – LFTP Style Regrets men have about getting marriage Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us on TikTok: / lifefromthepatio2 #bourbon #whiskey #fye #comedy #podcast #funn...

Least Manly Things Tournament- Thicc Otter Ambulance strikes a cyclist Gen Z realtor 15.11.2024

The gang is all here - Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Marty Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines of the day. Least manly things Tournament! Thicc Otter - The zoo feels bad Ambulance Strikes a cyclist Gen Z realtor - does what to sell houses? Unhealthy ingredients!! Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us o...

Veteran's Day - The School System is letting us down Unhealthy Fast Food 12.11.2024

The gang is all here - Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Marty Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines of the day. Veteran's Day! Thank you for your service! What does Veteran's day mean to you Things that we can’t believe people don’t know Things not to eat from the Buffet A DNA test that might surprise you Unhealthy Fast Food Chino Bandito Check out our Website: https://lifefromthe...

Get out and Rock the Vote - Things we believed as Children - The Extra Organ Debate 07.11.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Marty the BourbonNerd as they discuss headlines of the day. Silly things we believed as children Diddy Freak Off Requirements Rock the Vote baby! Election Night Eve Update on the Organ Donor that Woke Up If you could have an extra Body part what would it be “The Dirty Hand” America’s best High School goes DEI and Crashes Man’s Death Row Request denied as it...

The Election is over - Let us be Unburdened by What has Been !!!!! 07.11.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, and Marty the BourbonNerd as they discuss what it is like to be unburdened by what has been. The Nostradamus of the Electorat = Father Fortenberry, on Election night he called Michigan 15 hrs before anyone else The Troller in chief T's got a few lists to talk about Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Marty the BourbonNerd as they discuss headlines of the day. Silly...

Spooky Season - Trick or Treating Origins - A Sad A.I. Story 04.11.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary, and Marty the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines of the day. Canadian MAID Program Spookey Season-Where did Trick or Treating originate Life Hacks! Gary and His Dad Jokes Ecoli in the Peni A Sad A.I. Story Father and the Youth Hunt Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us on TikTok: / life...

Most important Election in History Open Season on the Border Patrol Organ Harvesting gone wrong 29.10.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Marty the BourbonNerd as they discuss headlines of the day. Most important election in our history! Open Season on Border Patrol Test your intelligence! YouTube Subs! Go and Subscribe! Tim Walz calls Elon What?! Virtual Life for a disabled son. 18 Adult are ashamed of decisions they have made. Fortenberry loves the Yankees! Different Sports? Are they sports? Or...

Tesla Robots Lizzo 2 Triphalia what is that 28.10.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, and Marty The Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines of the day! Satanic Temple Clinic Swifties are mean! Tesla Robots Slim Thug - talks about Robots - Custom Robots Lizzo 2.0 Arkansas Man takes care of business Wedding Photos Triphalia! What is that California Cops Trial Teslas! Iconic TV Quotes from the ‘70s Open Front Toilet Seats? Why? Film ruined by bad casting...

Oregon Forestry Service DEI King of the Hill SNL Cold Opens 22.10.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW and Marty The BourbonNerd as they discuss headlines of the day. Zero Sugar full of Sugar Headline you won’t believe! Oregon Forestry Service - Hires based on what? Ukrainian fighting forces! Nutter Butter - strange Instagram posts King of the Hill 2025 Top Television Shows today! Man Mistreated by his girlfriend SNL Cold Opens Church members want their money back fro...

Pigs Win - Links vs Patties - Strippers Unite - The Chipper Strikes again 20.10.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Marty Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss the headlines from the day. P-I-G-S Hogs beat the Vols - Bring on L-S-Who Double Standards for Men v Women Shedeur Sanders is the real deal Sausage Links vs Patties Pay your fair share of Taxes - Leaving UK Strippers UNITE!!! The Chipper strikes again Desantis handles the seamen! Kamala on Colbert Write in Candidat...

Kamala on the Patio Mexican Government 13 Facts that are wrong 15.10.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Marty Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss the headlines from the day. Kamala on the Patio - from parts unknown Mexico in Termoil Things that are normal for men, but are double standards for women! Why didn’t Tim Walz answer the phone? McDonald’s French Fries in trouble! Fries are too expensive. Best Fast food French fries! Cook Out! 13 Common Facts that ar...

Things that Bother Men - Mr Kamala Harris did what - Best part of the chicken 13.10.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Garypoppins and Wes as they discuss headlines from the day. Things that bother Men Mr Kamala Harris may not be the feminist we thought he was Money Dysphoria Gary the Irish Pirate Juan Ton is back! Hawk Tua in Top 3 of all Podcasts Best part of the Chicken Wes Tries OGD 114 Check out one of friends: https://www.tiktok.com/@Sportingdogmafia Check out our Website: https:/...

RFK Jr in trouble - How do you pronounce Kamala - Favorite Halloween Movie - Rat Birth Control 08.10.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Juan Tonne as they discuss headlines of the day. RFK Jr and his own freakoffs How do you pronounce Kamala Juan Tonne stops in! Favorite Halloween Movies Fads that never took off! Rat Birth Control Bill in NYC Check out one of friends: https://www.tiktok.com/@Sportingdogmafia Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthe...

NIL going crazy Pumpkin Delights Gen Z getting the Ax 06.10.2024

oin T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and the BourbonNerd Marty Mar as they discuss headlines of the day. NIL going crazy Gen Z workers getting the Ax Pumpkin Delights Allocation Season Youth Hunt Season! High School to the NBA No Tax on Overtime!! No Kid Wedding!!! Quentin Tarrantino Movies Arrested by Kamala Favorite Meal Check out one of friends: https://www.tiktok.com/@Sportingdogmafia Check out our...

Signs you grew up poor 13 Presidential Facts Father and the Diddy Parties 01.10.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and the BourbonNerd Marty Mar as they discuss headlines of the day. Signs you Grew Up Poor Fantasy Football - FAILURES!! 13 Unknown facts about Presidents! Preacher that Looks and Sounds like Elvis! The stories of the Diddler continue. The Baby Oil Delivery - Marty never knew what a Rice Cooker was at a buffer Juan Tuan delivers the baby oil Check out one of friend...

Things that irritated us Fortenberry Air Purifier Things we took for granted 29.09.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and the BourbonNerd Marty Mar as they discuss headlines of the day. Things that irritated you when you were younger World’s Largest Feet and Hands Global Warming Solutions T’s Beautiful Skin Father Fortenberry Creates an Air Purifier Big Inconveniences Hostess Honey Buns Experiences that adults didn’t realize they took for granted until they were over. Gary and the...

Diddler on the Roof -The Pagers Blew up -Useless Skills 24.09.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and the BourbonNerd Marty Mar as they discuss headlines of the day. Diddy Diddy Diddy - Baby Oil Diddler on the Roof The Pagers actually blew up & The Walkie Talkies Cell Services You won’t believe these scientific studies! People Born before the year 2,000 and the skills they have that no one uses. Biden looking for a job The Debate Fallout continues Check out...

Wheel of Fortune Gary's weird house rules Weird Beauty Trends 22.09.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and the BourbonNerd Marty Mar as they discuss headlines of the day. Dishwasher bursts into flames! RayGun - The World Number 1 Chinese Escalator to the Clouds Republic Govenor saves man choking on Lobster. Weird House Rules! Patio house rules Gary is in the doghouse Gary’s weird beauty trend. Mac-Attack and the Nintendo Switch Weird Beauty Trends Weird HOA Rules Ga...

Chik fil a stay in your lane - Raygun Speaks - A lil Quid Pro Quo - Swifites say it aint so 17.09.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Marty the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines of the day. Chik-Fil-A Stay in your Lane Raygun Speaks! Kentucky football team wanted a White Out game! They didn’t get it Charging for Cash Back! Judge looks for some Quid Pro Quo Swifties don’t believe it! Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch fol...

9-11 Remembered Never Forget - The Debate Debacle - Kelce and Swift at the US Open - Disney obsessed couple v2 12.09.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day. Chik-Fil-A Stay in your Lane Raygun Speaks! Kentucky football team wanted a White Out game! They didn’t get it Charging for Cash Back! Judge looks for some Quid Pro Quo Swifties don’t believe it! 9/11 remembered The Debate Debacle Kelce and Swift at the US Open Disney couple obsessed. Check out our Websit...

Illegal to fly the US Flag - RFK Jr comes out - JD Vance Love Story - Facebook Apologizes 11.09.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Illegal to fly the US Flag - RFK Jr comes out - JD Vance Love Story - Facebook Apologizes Would Bernie have beaten Trump in 2016! RFK Jr’s Daughter has a wild ass story to share, it involves a Whale! JD Vance had a sexual encounter with what? Jesse Waters puts his foot in his mouth FB apologi...

Christmas in October -The many accents of Kamala -Things that Keep the Poor man down 11.09.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Marty the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss the headlines of the day. Christmas in October? I don’t think that’s going to work The many accents of Kamala Walz Family for Trump Right to Disconnect Law 46 year old living off his parents Things that keep Poor people Poor Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/me...

The Oceans are over Flowing - RIP Sid Vicous - Movies you shouldn't watch with your parents 03.09.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary, DW and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Aggressive Water Buffalo in Iowa No Match for T The Oceans are Overflowing? Does that mean the Earth is flat Whatever happened to the whole in the Ozone Layer? Why did the government change refrigerant! DDT kept Mosquitos at Bay Danger Tourist or Dangersaurus?! Why did the government change r...

Sex Trafficking - The Kamala voicemail - EV in trouble 02.09.2024

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Hey folks, welcome back to the show where we dig into the headlines and the hidden stories that make you go, “Wait, what?” Today’s lineup is packed with everything from shocking legal battles to some serious automotive shake-ups. We’re kicking things off with the story of a Wisconsin woman who says...

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