lickety brindle, up the podcast.

Episode 6: s4e06 - new year, new blazers 05.01.2026 20:25 ↓

as the hospital blazers hit their stride, the front office finally gives into fan unrest around injury reporting.

Episode 5: s4e05 - home slate 11.12.2025 15:25 ↓

the hospital blazers™ return to the rose garden stuck in the middle of a depleted western conference with an important home slate ahead of them. 

Episode 4: s4e04 - hospital blazers 18.11.2025 12:15 ↓

are the blazers getting worse or are they just undermanned?

Episode 3: s4e03 - welcome to the middle 11.11.2025 16:00 ↓

the blazers fast-paced start to the season leaves them smack dab in the middle of the west.

Episode 2: s4e02 - now, back to basketball... 30.10.2025 8:16 ↓

trendspotting the blazers first four games of the season.

Episode 1: s4e01 - emergency co-conspirator 8 pod 23.10.2025 17:35 ↓

as the fbi takes down billups in two separate gambling indictments, how does the blazers organization move on with 81 games left in the season?

Episode 39: s3e39 - an end offseason BANG 22.10.2025 15:06 ↓

the blazers lock in two key pieces of their future despite lingering questions.

Episode 38: s3e38 - 'tis the preseason 14.10.2025 14:55 ↓

taking stock in the two most meaningfuless blazers games of the year.

Episode 37: s3e37 - training camp noticings 06.10.2025 17:39 ↓

we keep an eye on a few evolving storylines as the blazers 25-26 campaign draws closer.

Episode 36: s3e36 - beware of X factor szn 24.09.2025 7:49 ↓

on the doorstep of media day, nba depth is in the eye of the local reporter.

Episode 35: s3e35 - praise to the slop gods 27.08.2025 5:52 ↓

where does the summer slop bounty of '25 rank in blazers history?

Episode 34: s3e34 - a vibe shift in portland 23.08.2025 19:33 ↓

as tom dundon enters the blazers group chat, a look at portland’s forthcoming nightly structural shooting disadvantage.

Episode 33: s3e33 - dame back 18.07.2025 21:33 ↓

BANG! the blazers add dame for nothing amid adam silver's push for a new arena.

Episode 32: s3e32 - yanga culpa 17.07.2025 11:41 ↓

as summer league winds down, we examine why nba people won't admit they didn't know much about yang hansen.

Episode 31: s3e31 - roster clarity 09.07.2025 13:58 ↓

the blazers place a big bet on their existing young core (is the future star of this team in the room with us right now?)

Episode 30: s3e30 - whoa! 26.06.2025 14:02 ↓

blazers use their lottery pick to eventually select yang hansen. wait, what?

Episode 29: s3e29 - ant he's gone... 24.06.2025 21:24 ↓

what year is it? the blazers trade their best player for jrue holiday, again, and 'they're' the ones attaching picks? an attempt to make sense of the trade from the blazers' perspective.

Episode 28: s3e28 - draft winds 11.06.2025 12:27 ↓

as players wrap up their private workouts, the blazers may be setting their sights on two playmakers at 11.

Episode 27: s3e27 - wither ant? 07.06.2025 9:51 ↓

on anfernee simons’ future with the blazers.

Episode 26: s3e26 - strategic obfuscation 30.05.2025 16:55 ↓

no one knows how the blazers will play the summer… by design?

Episode 25: s3e25 - a running it back scenario 21.05.2025 11:32 ↓

in light of the blazers sale, what would the offseason look like if portland did nothing?

Episode 24: s3e24 - are we anti-chaos, or anti-tanking? 13.05.2025 21:31 ↓

many teams pull the cord on their season and are properly punished by the 2025 nba draft lottery. yet the chaos alternative also feels wrong. is there a way forward for adam silver?

Episode 23: s3e23 - players over picks 09.05.2025 13:52 ↓

reading the room heading into blazers' next transaction window.

Episode 22: s3e22 - lottery narratives draft 06.05.2025 15:20 ↓

of the top eleven teams in the lottery, which is the most virtuous, righteous cooper flagg destination?

Episode 10: s3e10 - the three timeline problem 16.12.2024 26:45 ↓

a macro look at why the blazers are more confusing up close than from far away.