LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed

The plot thickens, just like a pan of custard left on the hob long after the jam roly poly has been served, and congeals into something which pushes Tom and Jessica's marriage to new limits. Now established at the strip club, they're quickly finding out if they have what it takes to make it in the risky world of undercover investigation. Just like the growing erections of the leering punters, thin...

Tom and Jess go on a shopping and shagging spree before their first shifts at Sin City strip club where they each come face to face with the challenges of undercover investigation. Will Jess manage to impress Gregor Markov? Will Tom be able to stand by while a gang of lecherous men gawk at his wife's modest breasts? Will the pair of them give the game away with their lack of professionalism and en...

The official mission statement of the British Police Force is: to make communities safer by upholding the law fairly and firmly; preventing crime and antisocial behaviour; keeping the peace; protecting and reassuring communities; investigating crime and bringing offenders to justice. Nothing screams this louder than sending your untrained civilian wife into the middle of a dangerous undercover mis...

Welcome to series 6 of the podcast! Happy new year and thanks for tuning in! Who will be revealing what in this excellent erotic police drama, written by uk_writer_53 for the website Literotica.com. In this thrilling series, Tom Whitby, a Detective Sergeant working on the gritty streets of an as yet unnamed English city (although I'm sort of assuming it's London) gets called in for a meeting with...

Oh Dear! Christmas is over and another January is just around the corner. Does it feel like the festivity has receded? Do you need an injection of Christmas Magic, right into your bum? Of course you do! So, step right up, drop your trousers and prepare to have your cavity filled with Christmas Eve - an erotic story written by CABONE for the website Literotica.com Krissy Kringle is the daughter of...

Hoe Hoe Hoe, Moooottthheeerr Chrrrriiissstmass! Are you a lonely closeted homosexual with an unhealthy infatuation for a straight friend and not enough confidence to feel at ease with your identity? Don't worry, we've all been there! Step into the chunky shoes of overweight lesbian Suzie as she hides alone in the darkened cloakroom of a teenage house party, crying into the coats. Hear how at the t...

Picture the scene: You're in the office, sat at your desk and getting deep into some meaty spreadsheets compiling the customer evaluation data of multiple annual questionnaires. You're having the time of your life. It's Rita's birthday and she's brought in a lemon drizzle; your favourite. Does it get any better than this? Suddenly the phone rings...an external call? Who could it be? For a second y...

Happy Christmas! As a Christmas Special, I've decided to gift you 4 whole stories over the next 4 weeks - all of them Christmas themed! The first story in the series is Good King Wenceslas - A Good King With a Bad Side an erotic story written by Miss Jane for the website Literotica.com. It's a naughty festive tale about the devilish deeds of a dirty Duke (who was later rebranded as a King for the...

The conclusion of a detective story is always the most satisfying bit isn't it? This chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com - is a bumper installment which brings everything together for a dramatic and satisfying ending. However, unlike Bam Barkley, you can enjoy that satisfying ending without having to worry about the ra...

Jump back into the 1940s and into the gum bottomed shoes of Detective Bam Barkley as he struggles to work out what the heck is going on against the debilitating tidal forces of his own insatiable libido in a sea of large breasted temptation. This chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com - sheds light on many of the mysterio...

The drama at the Helmsley Mansion continues as Mimi reveals what she's been hiding in her basement. That isn't a euphamism, there's a rapidly decomposing dead body down there and Mimi needs Bam Barkley's help to get rid of it! Will this second chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com - see our dubious detective come to his...

Prepare yourself for another erotic story, this time set amidst the grime and scandal of the 1940s urban sprawl, as Detective Bam Barkley shags his way through an enticing mystery involving an irresistible blonde woman linked to Bam's own dark past. What could be more intriguing than the intense fusion of crime and sex offered up in this first chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic sto...

Who doesn't love a bonus episode? Is there anything more exciting than exploring a parallel universe? What has 6 months of reflection on last weeks finale festered in the mind of our author? Get yourself a nice cup of tea (or perhaps a bottle of personal lubricant) and settle in for a sexy trip into the land of "what if.." where the sun always shines and the lanes are paved with candy cobbles. Ope...

I think we all knew, deep down in our heart of hearts, that Alex and Mike's relationship was destined to come to a sad ending but the events of this final episode of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com - are no less shocking for those who suspected it. Just like the set of physical phenomena associated with the presence and motion of matter that has a p...

Last weeks chapter was a bit of a bummer wasn't it? Fortunately, this weeks is a little bit lighter and even has a sex scene in it! You heard me correctly: a sex scene in an erotic story! This chapter of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com tracks the progress of Alex's recovery and return to normality after leaving the hospital. There is plenty of domes...

Aristotle defined envy as pain at the sight of another's good fortune, stirred by "those who have what we ought to have." Bertrand Russell said that envy was one of the most potent causes of unhappiness. I'm saying that no matter how jealous you get at your best friends boyfriend, you definitly shouldn't join a racist gang and get them to beat up your rival... that's just a pretty uncool thing to...

There comes a time in most relationships where kissing just isn't enough to effectively express your desire for one another and in this chapter of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com - Alex and Mike reach that exciting point. However, these teens have a little more baggage than the usual highschool romance participants, so before they get down to pound...

First dates are always stressful, even if you're not going on one with a teenage mutant bird man. In this episode of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com - we get a masterclass in how to put the moves on your potential mutant mate. It's easy to put your foot in your mouth and get mired in a tough conversation about the abuses they suffered in the mutant...

Welcome back to the Let's Get Sexy Podcast! Thanks for joining me for our third story: Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com. In this first chapter, the scene is set and the major players are introduced. We learn about the harrowing reality of a world where a strange disease has changed a subset of the population into horrific (but sometimes sexy) mutant/...

Batton down the hatches for this final bombshell of a chapter, wherein Lisa and Dan are invited to attend a wedding that makes the Game of Thrones bedding ceremony look tame by comparison bringing The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com - to its throbbing conclusion! Just like the physiological phenomenon in which the penis becomes firm,...

After the frightening revelation at the end of the last chapter, Dan and Lisa are forced to face up to their life choices and embrace their incestuous birthright in this chapter of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com. The uncomfortable union of old and young takes the opening of a bottle of wine to get rolling, but once a few glasses...

A priest is a religious leader authorised to perform the sacred rituals of a religion, especially as a mediatory agent between humans and one or more deities. They also have the authority or power to administer religious rites; in particular, rites of sacrifice to, and propitiation of, a deity or deities. Breaking from tradition, the priests of the Carey Family are known for their large penis size...

Submarines can generally dive to a depth of around 300m. A Los Angeles-class submarine has a test depth of around 450m, but their maximum dive depth is believed to be around 675–900m. The deepest depth a submarine has gone is 10,925 metres. This extraordinary feat was achieved by the Deepsea Challenger in 2012. However, even compared to these extreme examples, Dan and Lisa are most definitely "in...

As far as anties go, the only way is up and this second episode of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com certainly does not stray from the status quo in that regard. If you thought last weeks episode was a plunge into the deep end then prepare to swim out over intense darkness of the The Mariana Trench (an oceanic trench located in the...

Just like the Apollo astronauts who embarked on a brave and perilous journey into the unknown, by listening to the first episode of this exciting, new second series of the Let's Get Sexy podcast, you too are taking a tremendous leap of faith and I admire your fearlessness! Will you be like Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin and step out onto the surface of this new narrative - taking part in a unique...