LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed

You've done the research, submitted the application, received the invite, bought an outfit, shaved your pubic hair and cleansed the inside of your anal passage...now it's finally time for you to step into the gang bang club! In a venue that is somehow different to and also exactly the same as everything around it, a place where the laws of logic and reason are left to one side: there's no need to...

We've all been there, haven't we? Sitting alone in front of the computer screen late at night, when an advert for "Hot Singles in Your Area" or "Join our Gang Bang Club" pops up! Most of us know better than to give in to the temptation to click saucy adverts like these, but what happens if you suspend your disbelief? Well, you could be invited to join a swingers party that very night! (As long as...

The big sexy finale is finally here! Find out how Liam (the new Santa Claus) performs in the orgy festival opposite Krampus and his Satyr in the fifth chapter of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written by Quixerotic1 for the website Literotica.com. Things seem to be pretty much ready: all the elves have been hired, the fauns are fauning, Mrs. Claus is leaking all over the place in anticipation a...

In this chapter of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written by Quixerotic1 for the website Literotica.com - Santa Claus goes corporate with a complex new recruitment strategy! After all, you can hardly have a yule-tide orgy without plenty of elves to pad out the numbers! How do you conduct an interview for a job which is entirely secret, takes you away from your family, won't end until you're dea...

The plot (like a saucepan of bread sauce, simmering gently on the hob next to a fully roasted turkey and all the trimmings) thickens! In this Christmassy episode of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written by Quixerotic1 for the website Literotica.com - Mrs. Claus gets to grips with her new job, and we meet some of her helpful new friends! Meanwhile, Liam and Elfie go on another late night excurs...

What would Santa be without his loving and supportive wife Mrs. Claus? That's exactly my point! So of course, at the top of the priority list for Liam and Elfie, is planning a lane night invasion to capture a woman for him to marry... well not marry exactly, more like force into the role of Harem caretaker. With the freedom to choose any woman in the world, you might expect Liam to consider the re...

HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Celebrate the festive season with a naughty little tale of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written for the website Literotica.com by author Quixerotic1 - as the titular "fae" elf meets her new master: the unassuming and understandably bewildered Liam! In this first chapter of the series, the torch is passed, and our main character will have to make a pivotal choice whi...

In this special bonus episode, I am joined by Suzannah Weiss - a feminist writer, sexologist and published author of "Subjectified: Becoming a Sexual Subject" which details her journey toward sexual empowerment and lays out a framework for moving beyond the objectification of women! Together we read a series of real life erotic love letters between a young couple and have a good chat about them af...

It's time for the orgasmic climax of this erotic story to crash, like a breaking tidal wave, over your listening ears as we rejoin the horny holiday gang on their last couple of days on the mountain. Prepare yourself for a long, slow (but sensual) ride in the wake of the previous chapters developments, which at last bring this series (14 days on the Mountain - an erotic story written for Literotic...

After the way that the electronic dart board was highlighted in chapter one of this series, I am frankly livid that when the time comes for the gang to play a game together, it has nothing to do with either electronics or darts... However, despite this glaring oversight by the author, Mike and the rest of the guests manage to have a good enough time with the high school favourite: Truth or Dare! W...

Tiffany and Mike seem to have developed a special connection and in this exciting chapter of 14 days on the Mountain - an erotic story written for Literotica.com by author Odysseyker, they take the next logical step in their relationship... anal sex! Obviously... Although, I don't want to jump ahead because they also spend some quality time together and enjoy a rare one on one opportunity to get t...

In this extra long chapter of 14 days on the Mountain - an erotic story written for Literotica.com by author Odysseyker - the whole gang get involved in a BSDM group sex orgy romp orchestrated by Paul and his wife Kelly. After a day of deliberate sexual teasing by the women, starting with a bare bottomed breakfast scene, the boys are glad to return home for a night of serious action which is more...

After an exhausting foursome in the woods with Tiffany and the boys earlier that day (see chapter 4), Mike tries to get his head down for a quick power nap and recover some of his strength... However, some of the other guests at the lodge have different plans! By the following morning, Mike finds himself "fucked out" and can only bring himself to watch the action as we see Mark finally get involve...

What teenage girl doesn't want to spend the day going on a hike into the woods with 4 strange older men who have spent the past week drooling over her while she tries to enjoy a chilled out holiday with her mother? That's a totally normal instinct - this story would have you believe - totally realistic and accurate to a fault! What mother would let their child go on this hike unaccompanied? I gues...

There's nothing worse than having to spend time with your friends on holiday is there!? How dare they expect to hang out with you for a day on the lake when there are strangers who you could be trying to have sex with at the hotel? It's outrageous. Don't they know that its always hoes before bros... that's the saying right? What is it about these bros that they don't want to spend time together? H...

Just like children on the playground, Tom and Dave spend most of the next day pestering Mike to tell them what happened to him in the last chapter, even though he promised Kelly that he would keep the erotic lakeside sex they had together a secret! They're so insistent and annoying about it that Mike slips away to spend some time on his own, away from their interrogations... little does he know at...

Last series we had a story about girls on holiday, and this time it's the boys who are going away! Mike, Dave and Tom head into the mountains to enjoy a week of hiking, fishing and relaxation by the lake... little do they know one of the other guests at the lodge has a sexy secret agenda which they're bound to become wrapped up in! This fortnight might turn out to be more fun than they were expect...

In this exciting and erotic bonus episode, I have a sexy guest from another erotica podcast with me to read and discuss a story together! It's the first time I've done this on the podcast, but it was really good fun and hopefully there will be more collaborations like this in the future - I hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed recording it! The story we are reading is called "Intim...

Here we go! Are you excited? Aroused? Curious? Now that we've reached the final chapter of this exciting erotic lesbian sex story (called How I Spent My Summer Vacation - an erotic sex story, written by author Rogue Writer for the website Literotica.com) there surely can't be any more delays in revealing what horrible disaster has occurred behind the bathroom door...can there? No... surely not! In...

Last week, we were left right on the precipice of finding out what awful thing lies in wait for Carol behind the bathroom door after her official break up with Kim. We were left on dangling precariously on the edge of finally learning what this whole story has been about... a cliff-hanger, if you will. So what could be more satisfying than springing backwards away from that exciting action for yet...

The South American holiday of a lifetime continues for Carol and Kim as they spend a week living it up in Rio de Janeiro. However, after a week of partying and having exciting group sex, Carol's mind returns to thoughts of ending the relationship. What new plan will she cook up this time? How is she going to break up with Kim, while avoiding taking responsibility and still managing to stay in her...

Sometimes, when you try to enact a devious plan, things go your way and you feel like one of those Machiavellian side characters in Game of Thrones. You chuckle mischievously to yourself in your torchlit chamber, as your manipulations come to sweet fruition and you prepare to step up another rung on the ladder, from the backs of those you have betrayed. Other times, something unexpected happens, l...

Two sexy teenage lesbians, away on an exotic holiday together... who can really blame them for getting straight down to some raunchy lovemaking straight away? Now that they've landed in Rio de Janero, Carol's decision to end things with Kim has become a lot more complicated and a couple of new faces thrown into the mix is bound to intensify things even more, in this chapter of How I Spent my Summe...

Welcome to another series of the podcast and another sexy erotic story for your listening pleasure! This time it's a return to the roots of the show, with another sexy summer holiday resort based lesbian adventure! I'll be reading and talking about How I Spent my Summer - an erotic story written for the website Literotica.com by author: Rouge Writer! The year is 2004, the golden post-millennial er...

Join me on a jolly journey through the jingle jungle as this week we prepare for series 10 of the podcast by revisiting some of the best jingles ever produced for a podcast... and also some of the bad ones are in there too. In fact... all of the jingles, for all of the stories are here! Including the exciting new one I've made for series 10 which will be released next week! Go behind the scenes wi...