LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed

In this wholesome tale of a military wife, left alone for Christmas looking after her twin daughters, Victoria's festive season might be about to take an unexpected turn after an impromptu trip to the mall for cheese nut balls introduces a little Christmas magic into her life! Now perhaps it won't be such a lonely winter after all!? Find out in this exciting, sexy and festive story - an erotic sto...

Molly and Darryl grew up as next door neighbours and there's always been a bit of an unspoken attraction between them. However, until now he's always been with somebody else and Molly has watched him longingly from her window as the years pass by, remaining a virgin, saving herself... for him. In this sexy and festive erotic Christmas story - written by the author Alice_Nestleton for the website L...

Every wondered what a Hallmark movie would be like if somebody added a bit of sexy spice? Then you might well enjoy this saucy Christmas tale written by the USA Today Award Winning author: Jenika Snow! Strap yourself in and get cosy because outside there's a storm brewing which threatens to trap the cynical Penny in the picturesque town of Candied, Vermont - apparently still celebrating the Maple...

Aren't you getting a bit bored of the usual Christmas music rotation? What a snooze fest! We've heard it all before haven't we?!  That's why I have taken it upon myself to write, compose, perform and produce an entire album of brand new quirky Christmas hits that I know you're going to absolutely love playing every year instead of Mariah Carey for the 15th time!  Hear it on: Spotify - Ap...

Merry Christmas! For the next 4 weeks Let's Get Sexy is going to be bringing you 4 different Christmas themed erotic stories! This week it's Marty the Midget's Erotic Christmas - an erotic story written by Dingus Guy for the website Literotica.com. Marty works seasonally as a mall elf but finds the holiday season a bit of a difficult time since he has no girlfriend or family to share it with... Un...

Would you like some detective mystery with your sex story? Is what this author's mother should have said to the author when they were writing this chapter and heaping spoonful after spoonful of sex onto their plate - practically drowning the detective mystery underneath it all. If you came here for a sex story and wanted fifteen hundred words about shagging, then you're absolutely in luck! However...

What will Detective Dick get up to next? Will this be the chapter where he cracks the case? Is there even really a case than needs cracking here? Hasn't it been obvious from the start? Well, you might be surprised - or perhaps not - by a startlingly sexy revelation in this third chapter of Detective Henry Dick P.I. - an erotic story written for the website Literotica.com by the author Zaxxon. TRIG...

In this weeks excitingly erotic and sensationally sexy chapter of Detective Henry Dick P.I. - an erotic story written for the website Literotica.com by the author Zaxxon - Henry spends a little bit of time performing office "admin" with Elizabeth before getting back onto the trail of Mr. Bateman... what's she up to this time? Well at first it seems like an innocent trip to the gym for some healthy...

When you've got suspicions about your wife cheating on you with another man, access to the investigation and reporting power of the most successful newspaper in the city and riches beyond the wildest dreams of the average Joe, who do you turn to for help finding out the truth? You could go to a professional... of course you could, but wouldn't you rather take a chance on rampant sex pest, HR disas...

Lanterns light the doorsteps of houses and ghosts and ghouls roam the streets, for it is... Halloween! Watch your back and get ready for something a little bit spooky as you listen to this special episode of the podcast in celebration of All Hallows' Eve featuring the story Corn Hold - an erotic story written by the author Richard Bacula... (is it a coincidence that his name rhymes with Dracula!?)...

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It has been a wild ride over the last 12 weeks and I hope you've been enjoying the series, in this final episode of My BFF is a Lesbian - and erotic story written by the author Patchwork for the website Literotica.com - Gabby and Mary meet each other in a neutral location to see if they can patch things up between them. With so many loose ends left for this author to tie up in a neat little bow, i...

Sometimes when you wake up the next morning after a dramatic drunken night partying with friends, there can be a bit of an emotional hangover in addition to the one caused by the alcohol leaving your system. For both Mary and Gabby things haven't gone exactly as they'd planned and there's certainly a lot of feelings which need to be addressed in the cold light of day. Will Gabby forgive Mary for b...

Whatever you think is going to happen in the second part of the chapter... think again! Gabby and Mary are out on a mad one at Molly's brother Finn's festival themed party and things are getting a bit dicey between them. Mary seems dead set on trying to get into Finn's pants and Molly is clearly crushing hard on Gabby... so where does that leave her? Amidst the flowing alcohol, pumping tunes and r...

In this exciting and sexy chapter of My BFF is a Lesbian - an erotic story written by the author Patchwork for the website Literotica.com - the question: are you Team Gabby or Team Mary gains a new sense of urgency... but perhaps it should be reframed as Team Mary or Team Molly?! The girls are off to another party together and just like last time they were out for a night of drinking and dancing,...

In this next exciting and sexy instalment of My BFF is a Lesbian - an erotic story written by the author Patchwork for the website Literotica.com - Mary and Gabby up the stakes of their intimacy on their second night away together! Are they risking getting caught though? Has somebody already noticed their unusual closeness? Plus, you might be wondering how they got on in the orchestra competition!...

Mary and Gabby are about to do one of the best things that you can experience at school - an overnight school trip! I remember going on these (although I would never be caught dead at an orchestra competition obviously) and they were soooo much fun! However, the girls in this story have a different kind of pleasure in mind than the simple joy of being away with your friends for a weekend and the r...

The girls spent almost the entirety of the previous chapter getting ready for a 1970s themed party and now it's time for them to hit the dance floor and get their groove on in this exciting and sexy chapter of My BFF is a Lesbian - an erotic story written by the author Patchwork for the website Literotica.com! There's nothing like a hot disco boogie or a cheeky chillout room gossip to celebrate th...

It must be difficult being a mum... should you trust your instincts that something has changed with your daughter and her BFF? They share a bed sometimes, but that could be innocuous! How do you know if they're hugging because they're friends, or if it's a sexy hug? What about if they're kissing each other... is that still just friendly? Then you walk into your daughters bedroom without knocking a...

For some people, working out who you like and learning to accept yourself no matter who that is can be a difficult ordeal. Even though embracing being a lesbian has come naturally to Gabby, Mary is struggling with her feelings and in this sexy chapter of My BFF is a Lesbian - an erotic story written by the author Patchwork for the website Literotica.com - we see some of that struggle manifest. Bar...

So... are you Team Gabby or are you Team Mary? That's the question on everybody's lips as we dive fanny first into this exciting and sexy chapter of My BFF is a Lesbian - an erotic story written by the author Patchwork for the website Literotica.com! Who is being taken advantage of? Who is being a bad friend? Are things about to get serious? Can this story really have a happy ending or is somebody...

Just like celebrity best friends Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez or Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore, Mary and Gabby share a connection which is so rare and valuable that when a conflict arises which threatens to come between them, its best to tread carefully to avoid hurt feelings. Ideally, honesty is the best policy... isn't it? But what if you're still struggling to work out how you feel? What if...

Gabby and Mary are BFFs (best friends forever) and have been since they were in primary school, but now they're getting ready to go to university and something seems to be changing between them.... Have you ever been in a situation like this? Does your BFF keep asking to come over to your house while your parents are at work? Do they sometimes gaze longingly at you from across the room? Do they ev...

Its the grand finale of the series and Freddie and Julie have a final test of their relationship as they go to the Empire Stare Building to meet Bonnie... for an unknown reason! In this concluding chapter of Jazzy Girl - an erotic story written by Dixon Carter Lee for the website Literotica.com - the author attempts to resolve the plot points and tie up all the loose ends while also delivering a s...

In this chapter of Jazzy Girl - an erotic story written by Dixon Carter Lee for the website Literotica.com - Freddy and Julie are having some relationship problems. Is this any excuse for what he does? No, it isn't. What does he do? Well, you'll have to listen to the episode, but I am going to warn you that it's pretty upsetting and advise that you check the trigger warnings before you start. When...