Let’s Get Bread

Everett and Lucas recap their trip to Asia and, more importantly, what they learned about each other — like how Everett needs to be at the gate two hours before boarding (not just at the airport), and how Lucas only recently discovered that Mexico is part of North America. 

WEEEE, EP THREEEE. This week we talk about the hazards of riding in cars with trade too early in a relationship, Lucas’s depressive eating habits, and worship the ground Joan Cusack walks on for her career-defining performance as Debby Jellinsky in Addams Family Values. 

From the tragedy of Everett’s bargain-bin toilet paper to Michelle Bachmann’s almost–VP moment, we’re tackling the headlines no one asked for. Then, Lucas makes the case for why Billy Madison belongs in the cinematic hall of fame. Breadwinners, you won’t want to miss this one!

Buckle up, because you're about to get bread for the first time ever!!! Everett talks about his experience "soaking", Lucas was duped by a much older man, and both of them have a shared disdain for comedians who talk about dating despite both being comedians who exclusively talk about dating in this historic pilot episode.