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Today, we discuss Fourth Wing Ch - . Be careful naming your kids (Nolon the colon). Stay with the Wingleader. It's not all about you, Violet. Dain's making accusations. SOMEONE may accidently throw out a spoiler. We're NOT talking about Crescent City; and you should *definitely* stay tuned for our episode about cornbread. Come back next week for more shenanigans!

It's time again for Dragon Tales! This week we're discussing Fourth Wing Ch. 13-15. Another one bites the dust; things aren't going to get much better; these dragons are sassy; these riders are just roaming the woods; Violet is insecure; Xaden might be lounging in a tree; and this book is just a "why choose" but with dragons. Next week, we'll be covering chapters 16-17. R...

"A couple of women in a room together equals witchcraft..." Today, we talk about everything from crazy dreams, to bookish icks, to the reading renaissance. Topics include: being a dream guru, anxiety dreams, green gogurt murders, time jumps, and whiskey colored eyes. Come back next week for more Fourth Wing! DISCLAIMER: This episode is unscripted, so we apologize for the amount of "...

In today's episode we discuss Fourth Wing chapters 10-12 . Dain is still a pain, Xaden has a decadent mouth, Violet is NOT breaking the rules, the gang doesn't look at dragon butts, multiple side characters die, we create our own spellings and pronunciations, and we establish that reading is just WEIRD. Next week, we take a break from Fourth Wing to chat about weird dreams, things we hate in a boo...

Today, we further explore Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. Violet throws a few daggers at Xaden (he likes it); Dain continues trying to be a "helpful friend" (no one cares); Violet uses her noggin to take down her opponents; and Xaden gives Violet a new nickname (there's only one "Violence" we tolerate around here). We also discuss book elitists and how everyone should read w...

Welcome back to our discussion of the Fourth Wing Ch. 4-6 . Dain cares about Violet (in case you didn't know); Xaden and Violet have another staring contest; Violet's breaking bones and making enemies; we continue our debate from the previous episode (this is the last time, no promises); and is Fourth Wing "Mormon-coded"? Join us next week as we discuss chapters 7-9. Remember to...

Today, we fly into Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. Violet Sorrengail is voluntold to join the Riders Quadrant (her mom made her come); Xanden Riorson wants to kill her (why'd he have to be so hot?); Dain is Dean according to Caitlin; Peyton relives her fear of sky-lifts; we argue and gets nowhere; and Basigath features basically 1000 ways to die. Join us next week as we discuss chapter 4-6. Rem...

This week we wrap up our discussion of Netflix's The Ultimatum Season 2 (for about twenty minutes). THEN, we delve into current favs and updates. Prepare for shenanigans. Peyton might make Caitlin cry, Reba's experiencing an array of emotions showcased by her Spotify daylists, Peyton may find love in the pods, and there's a book about a door?? Next week, we dive into Fourth Wing by Reb...

In today's episode we do the TBR jar challenge where each of us picks book prompts out of a jar to determine what we're reading for the rest of 2023. Peyton and Caitlin are going to read about a stalker; Reba is going to meet her Goodreads goal; Caitlin is also (finally) going to pick up Crescent City; Peyton is burning bridges; and we're all trying to make it through the rest of the y...

This week we continue discussing Netflix's The Ultimatum season 2 episodes 5-8. None of these couples should be together, and everyone needs therapy. It's a little like ACOTAR, Kat can't be saved, someone can't apologize, there's too much trauma, Roxanne loves her cat more than Antonio, and should we really be watching this right now? Next week, we'll be talking about the r...

This week we are discussing the first 4 episodes of Netflix's The Ultimatum:Season 2. These couples should not be together. Antonio loves Roxanne but lacks ambition. Roxanne also loves Roxanne and has all of the ambition. Lisa might have memory loss (but she ain't mad), and Brian is trapped (send smoke signals). James and Ryann are babies. Riah is going through it, and Trey doesn't kno...

We're back! This season is going to be fun, but first, we discuss our summers including work and our annual beach trip where we *almost died*. We also talk our attempted 24 hour challenge and blind date with a book picks. Reba thinks Caitlin writes under a popular author's name, Peyton is set up to hate-read, and Caitlin is NOT in her fantasy era. Next week, we'll be discussing season...

In today's episode, we wrap up our discussion of the ACOTAR series including our final thoughts on A Court of Silver Flames and further crackpot theories. We are full of misguided ships and opinions, and none of us will wave a white flag. We also talk our summer plans including working, our planned beach trip, and a blind date with a book challenge. We'll be back with more episode in Augus...

In today's episode we discuss A Court of Frost and Starlight and A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas. Feelings may be hurt and we may be on the defense. Conversation topics include lack of plot, author-made fanfics, self-inserts, character assassination, and SO MUCH MORE. Note: this episode is all over the place, so buckle up. We will continue discussing A Court of Silver Flames and wrap...

Today, we wrap up ACOWAR by Sarah J. Maas. Rhys is most definitely Howl from Studio Ghibli; Amren and Varian just like-like each other; Cassian and Nesta are OTP; Elain (might) be a badass; Azriel is a wizard evidently; Feyre and Rhys just can't end their story; and SOMEONE DIES. We'll be back next week with our discussion of A Court of Frost and Starlight and some of A Court of Silver Fla...

Today, we discuss ch 67-71 of ACOWAR by Sarah J. Maas. There's finally some mist and fury (along with wings and ruin, of course); Peyton thinks everything is too cheesy (she's not here to make friends); Rhys gives a tear-jerking speech; Feyre and Amren unleash a couple of beasts; Drakkon forgot to drop his location; and an unlikely hero saves the day ("He calls himself the Prince of M...

In today's bonus episodes we dive into our old social media posts. Caitlin uncovers her villain origin story and aspirations to become a 2000s teen movie mean girl. Peyton reveals her serial killer tendencies and how she became a domestic housewife with great comedic timing. Reba shows quirky side character energy with all the giggles and just how long she's put up with everyone else's...

Today we cover chapters 59-66 of ACOWAR by Sarah J. Maas. Conversation topics include what the Suriel and Girl Scouts have in common, fighting like girls, how every gal need a Varian, unlikely heroes, sisterly love, and why this war is going on in the first place (some of us don't do *pLoT*). Be prepared to shed a tear and sing a song. We'll be back next week with a BONUS episode where we...

Today, we cover chapters 51-58 of ACOWAR by Sarah J. Maas. The gang goes to "Elain's Ex-Fiance's Estate" where we uncover part one of Elain's villain arc; we establish why you shouldn't name a country after yourself (pronouns get confusing); Rhys has one critique for his Dear Feyre (she's nosey, of course); and Hybern works on it's choreographed musical number to...

Today, we're talking about...sports? Our favorite basketball players, hockey butts, and the brutal manliness of rugby...all in relation to our favorite books and shows. Seriously, though, we play bookish this or that and talk our bookish opinions and quirks. Conversation includes being neurospicy, imaginary friends, reading smut in public, impulse control, and our disdain for prologues. We&#39...

Today, we continue discussing ACOWAR by Sarah J. Maas. Evidently the High Lord meeting could've gone better. Feyre draws the line when it comes to a bad place for sPicY time (people dying just isn't enough). Helion goes after the Bat Boys and Mor. Braxis just wants some moonshine. Feyre continues to be a nosey b*tch making bargains. Plus, A HUGE secret is revealed that Rhys (THE HIGH LORD...

Today, we dust off our acting chops while discussing ACOWAR by Sarah J. Maas. The High Lords finally meet, which turns into an absolute chaotic mess (ugh, men); Tamlin shows his face and has some not-so-nice words to say; Zaddy Helion knows too much; Azriel loses his cool...and the bet; and Feyre does not know how to "conceal, don't feel". We also cast the seven High Lords as the Sev...

Today's episode starts with us discussing our current favs: Peyton has a dishonorable mention, Caitlin loves a toxic relationship, and Reba won't fall for a serial killer. We also further our readthrough of A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J. Maas. Tarquin is over the Night Court's b.s., Feyre and Rhysand don't understand what makes a romantic setting (and what simply, DOES NOT),...

In today's bonus episode, we discuss fandom origin stories, the books that built us, and fandom gatekeeping. Caitlin remains a HSM stan (Sharpay is queen), Reba reminisces on every book she read in middle school (there's a lot), and Peyton is a classics' enthusiast (but not pretentious). Enjoy!  Next week, we continue our discussion of ACOWAR.  Remember to follow us on Instagram @letscal...

Today, we continue discussing ACOWAR as we seek answers and ask the real questions. Feyre makes another friend AND another deal. Elain is weird, but now a name for it. Amren and Varian might DTR though Cassian didn't even know they were a thing. Feyre wonders why this war isn't cLaSsY. We also create pet names for the characters, question if the King of Hybern is hot, wonder what happened to Isaac...