Let's Call It Nothing

Today, we're wrapping up the Twilight Saga with the last bit of Breaking Dawn. This episode features rage bait, suspicious sounding aliases, the vampire group chat, the Volturi synchronized swimming, and a fight scene that doesn't happen. We also reveal what we are covering next season! New episodes will be coming later this summer! In the meantime, remember to follow us on TikTok and Inst...

Today we're covering more of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. Bella is a professional vampire; Renesmee is a creepy toddler; Alice is a klutz; Edward would cry if he could; Jacob reveals himself to Charlie; and basically, the world is full of things. Next week, we will be wrapping up Breaking Dawn!

Today, we are continuing our discussion of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer by wrapping up Part II. Emmett is Goldilocks; Edward could've been an asset in sooo much scientific research; everyone needs to LEAVE LEAH ALONE; someone questions "is this play about us?"; Rigatoni arrives "Alien Style"; and we can't get past what Stephenie did. For the next two weeks, we will...

We're back with Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. Seth and Edward are besties; Edward and Bella do the damn thing; Bella finally gets what she wants; vampires are silly; there's some plot convenience and misremembering; and Edward makes an awkward proposition. Next week, we will be covering the rest of part 2! In the meantime, follow us on Instagram and Tiktok.

Today, we're back with the "Greatest Love Story of All Time"! (This time, its not Twilight...). Listen as Peyton rants about the 2026 "adaptation" of Wuthering Heights and all of its misguided obscurity and misplaced hype. NEXT WEEK, we will (finally) be back with our coverage of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer! In the meantime, keep up with us on Instagram and Tiktok!

We're back! And we're here to yap and catch up. In this episode, we discuss the ice storm of 2026, how birds aren't real, the slump of the century, Peyton's fun facts, the Winter Olympics, Bridgerton, and true crime documentaries. Basically, it's always unsolicited, AND it all comes back to holes. Next week, Peyton will be ranting about Wuthering Heights. Then, we'll be bac...

In today's episode, we are wrapping up Eclipse. Basically, we hate everyone. Jacob makes his big confession; Bella takes a huge L; Edward is the pettiest; and family game night at the Cullens would be wild. Our coverage of Breaking Dawn will be coming very soon! In the meantime, you can keep up with us on Instagram and Tiktok!

Today we're talking about our 2026 goals and Ch. 14-20 of Eclipse. This year, we're focusing on finding books we love and setting up for new ventures. In the Twilight universe, everyone's taking some L's, but we're most disappointed in Charlie. Bella has an outfit crisis and is still a bad friend. Jacob can't understand the word "no". Jasper is simply a pragmatist...

Today, we're discussing our 2025 wrapped! From favorite shows, movies, and docuseries to favorite books, books that surprised us, and all the disappointments--we're not sure if the year was memorable, but it sure happened! Next week, we will be discussing chapters Eclipse chapter 14-20.

Welcome to the cottage! And the Upside Down? Today, Reba and Caitlin are discussing their current obsessions: Heated Rivalry and the final season of Stranger Things. FULL SPOILERS AHEAD. (But also...we might've gotten the ending wrong...) Next week, we will be diving into our 2026 goals and 2025 wrap up. Then, we will be finishing up Eclipse!

Today, we're discussing Eclipse Ch. 7-13. There are so many backstories; we find Edward's one redeeming quality; "she's only pretty because she has a man"; Charlie's taking some L's; this is the most disgusting aspect of the series; Stephenie's making up legends about a real group of people; and we have found the best crackship ever. We will be taking a mini break...

In today's episode we are discussing Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer. We ramble about iconic DCOMs and our bookstore business dreams. Then, we get into the nitty-gritting. Bella has zero self-awareness (shocker); Charlie is obviously team Jacob; Edward continues to be insufferable; and we unfortunately learn about imprinting. Oh, and remember, it's not science...it's Sandra Bullock. Next week, we will...

In today's episode, we wrap up New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. A bet is made; your local weather girls are back; Edward exposes himself; we meet the Vampire royalty; we find plot holes galore; and this may be the worst proposal ever. Next week, we will be back with Eclipse! FOLLOW US: Instagram: @letscallitnothingpod Tiktok: @letscallitnothing

Today, we're discussing chapters 11-18 of New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. Bella is the smartest dumb girl, Sam Uley stands on business and Paul would play the saxophone; Peyton explains the Romeo and Juliet parallel (it's not that hard to find); Caitlin tries to figure out how what Twilight and Gilmore Girls have in common (she forgot); and we suggest other stories Stephenie could explore. Ne...

Today, we're discussing Ch. 4-10 of New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. We are in dire need of a vampire therapist; Bella is still a bad friend; we meet the potential Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of the story; and Billy Black is the worst liar. Next time, we will continue with Ch. 11-18.

Today we're discussing Ch. 1-3 of New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. Edward shows his true colors, Bella has every right to be upset, and we're honestly just waiting for the wolves to show up. Next, week we'll continue our discussion with Ch. 4-10. Meanwhile, remember to follow us on Instagram and Tiktok!

Today, we're catching up! We discuss mood reading, the Twilight 20th anniversary party, and do some Twilight trivia. Next week, we will be going over the first three chapters of New Moon. Remember to follow us on Instagram and Tiktok!

Yes, she's talking about Taylor Swift (yes, you may skip it :) This episode is simply Caitlin's ADHD ramble on Taylor Swift's new album. From dancing to glitter gel pen bops, to dissecting a no-longer tortured poet's lyrics, to giggling like a 12 year old boy at innuendos, we're just here for a fun time! We will be back in just a couple weeks to cover New Moon by Stephenie Meye...

Today we're wrapping up Twilight! Bella's acting skills are Oscar-worthy (though Charlie deserved NONE OF IT); James can't help but be ugly; Alice just wants a bestie; and Edward Cullen is still a LIAR. We also talk about our final thoughts on book one and if it holds up (spoiler alert: not really). YES, we will be moving on to New Moon VERY soon.

Welcome back to our discussion of Twilight (full spoilers)! As utter professionals, today we talk about Edward's disco fever, how vampirism cures everything (except ugliness), and how the Cullen's should've hired a therapist a looonnnnggg time ago. Oh, and we find the meadow! Next week we will wrap up Twilight before diving into New Moon!

Today, we're continuing our discussion of Twilight (full spoilers). Topics include Mike Nuisance, flirting 101, Bella's psychic abilities, and Edward's cakes. Next week, we will be continuing with chapters 13-18.

Today we're digging into Twilight by Stephenie Meyer with the preface-ch. 5. A lot happens...but not really. We're just trying to be kind, necessary, AND true. We talk about how Bella can't make friends (though they flock to her), Renee is the WORST, and Charlie deserves sooo much more. We also (accidentally) create the perfect forgotten plot. These episodes feature FULL SPOILERS of al...

This week we're back to our roots. Do you hear that sound in the distance? It's hoa hoa season! We discuss our personal Twilight origins and how Stephenie came up with the idea. We also get into how Twilight changed the game in books at its time (there may or may not be an argument...). Next week, we will be digging into Twilight starting with the Preface through Ch. 5! Remember to follow...

WELCOME BACK! We are starting off this season with a darling episode featuring our unsolicited special guest Jerry. We discuss our summers including lots of working, nerdscursions, and everything in between. We also discuss our favorites and get into some of the Booktok rabbit holes (OMG and even more has happened since). Most importantly, we OFFICIALLY announce what book series we're re-explo...

Today we're talking about bookish tastes. Reba is all about the fanfic, Caitlin loves a 2000s teen drama and an investment, and Peyton enjoys anything well-written...and a joke. Basically, we're dropping trauma and the words aren't wording (all normal over here). We will be back after our summer hiatus. Look for new episodes this August! In the meantime, catch up with any of our old co...