Leave A Message with Ally & G

Here at Leave A Message we like to think of ourselves as the foremost experts in sniffing BS and saying it how it is. And guess what Gallies, this week is no different! What do you do when a date turns into a double date, and that double date becomes incredibly awkward? We have the answer. And how would you navigate BETRAYAL via Instagram? We're coming in clutch. From disappointing sex weekends to...

It's Wedding Season and the nuptials have hit Leave A Message ! No, Ally & G aren't getting committed by wedlock, but they are exploring the Gallies dilemmas on matrimony in this weeks episode! Have you ever wanted to get married in ski season? Hint: Don't. And how would you handle an ex at a wedding? We're going from "I Do" to "Oh Hell No" as we navigate everything from the weird to the down...

When is the right time to accept that a friendship is... over? On this weeks episode of Leave A Message the bestest friends in the whole world, Ally & G, are helping the Gallies navigate some of the friendship world's toughest dilemmas! From the challenge of sustaining a friendship through life's many changes, to an Eras Tour-related group fallout and the awkwardness of pretending to be friend...

If this weeks episode of Leave A Message was written by a poet, it would be Shakespeare because we're asking all of the big ones: ta-too or not-ta-too... that is the question. It's an international affair as G comes back from Bali and we talk about navigating relationships whilst travelling the world, when is the right time to arrive at the airport and, of course, all of the mishaps along the way....

The Eras Tour has officially come to Leave A Message ! As the Swifties and the Gallies temporarily become one - this weeks episode of the podcast is filled with all of the revenge, tumultuous break-up stories and female rage... well, that you'd expect in a Taylor Swift song really! We're talking post-church camp relationships, jealousy sparking over Instagram appearances and the ultimate revenge....

Four days might not sound like a lot, but for Ally & G the past week has felt like being in a long-distance relationship! That making this weeks episode of Leave A Message a long-time-coming reunion. When it comes to the dishes being served by the Gallies - we're asking: What do you call it when you and your partners parents fall in love and get married? And if that wasn't wild enough, how abo...

Haven't you heard? It's a ratboy summer! And one of the gallies certainly has a ratboy on her hands on this weeks episode of Leave A Message . Ally & G are your sea men navigating the rarely charted waters of relationship woes - from married cheaters to difficult in-laws... and what to do about reclaiming money after a break-up (hint: your Dad might need to get involved). Plus we chase all of...

Make up, make up, never ever break up... or not, in the case of the gallies this week! On this episode of Leave A Message , we're exploring the full spectrum of being screwed over: from being ghosted by a bestie to the conundrum of dating a friend's Hinge match... loyalty, who knows her?! And if that wasn't enough: Ally & G reflect of the nature of aging in the influencer industry, self-awaren...

With Summer officially here in the Northern Hemisphere, you'd could be mistaken for confusing this weeks episode of Leave A Message with having a bout of heat stroke - it's going to truly knock you sideways! But alas, someone needs to help the gallies navigating the throws of modern society... and Ally & G have once again offered up their services. From the real reason you should never steal s...

Be Warned: This episode of Leave A Message is full of frights! From mistaken ghosts to ghoulishly deceitful partners and horrifying run-ins with former flames... this week the gallies will have you scared for your life! Plus, what do you think of so-call ethical non-monogamous relationships? Healthy relationship management or spine-chilling? The Omen franchise has nothing on the jump-scares this w...

Ever feel like your dating life is a total disaster? We're setting a whole new standard on this weeks episode of Leave A Message ! From the guy who wore the same crusty sock after... you know what, to the 26-year-old whose Mum still clips his toenails, Ally & G are sorting through the rubbles of the dating world to serve juicy drama and a chaotic romp. Want to be a part of the group chat and f...

When historians look back at where the world truly fell apart, they'll come to find that it was this weeks stories from the gallies that really tipped the world over the edge. On this week's Leave A Message we cover everything from hiding botox from your Mum (or trying to) to first kisses. Plus there's an extra-curricular story from Ally (read: she farted in public) and we all learn one big lesson...

We've all told a white lie in our time navigating these streets... but when does a white lie cross the red line to become a bold faced untruth? Well, call them Sherlock & Watson, because Ally & G are on a mission to set the world straight! On this week's Leave A Message , the gallies messages turn Ally & G into real-life dick detectives as they answer your dilemmas and try to distingui...

We love a mixed bag on Leave A Message , an opportunity to pick up the crumbs at the bottom of our inbox and devour them (in the form of slightly-useless advice). This weeks mixed bag of messages may have no theme, but they are all jaw-dropping in their own, special, way. From being won back through a Powerpoint presentation, to dealing with flatmates having loud sex... Ally & G reveal some of...

It might be another week but this isn't your normal episode of Leave A Message... OK, well in many ways it is, but this week we have a story about Alesha Dixon offering Ally a tampon so we're moving up in the world! We've got backstage stories from Britain's Got Talent plus, as usual, the Gallies have not disappointed with some hot and steamy submissions - literally, one of them involves a tutu se...

We're back with a pick and mix of submissions from the Gallies... and it is a particularly juicy episode of Leave A Message ! From a wine night amongst friends gone wrong through to remembering nothing after a night out, friendship break-ups and secret dates... the big question on all of our minds is: when is sleeping with your friends sibling EVER the move!? Want to be a part of the group chat an...

Looking for some new friends? What about... some new siblings? This week on Leave A Message , Ally & G have some of the wildest relationship dilemmas this podcast has ever seen - our gobs are still smacked! From uncovering the truth of your long-lost siblings to shagging your Mum's husband (yes, you read that right!). Plus unexpected DMs and age gaps for rich people. Every cringe-worthy situat...

Love in the 21st century is... well, it's not looking good bruv. This week Ally & G are diving into the inbox to answer your relationship dilemmas, and Ally reveals everything she has learnt from her long-term relo. Finding yourself in your feels whilst in an open relationship? Or, maybe you're worried that your date is going to be a serial killer? And, when does the romance truly die? All of...

It's drama at the workplace (sing in the tune of Murder on The Dancefloor ) but you better not kill the groove! The Gallies have shown up in their power suits and delivered stories of orifices in offices, catching cases in classrooms... it's all drama at work! From accidentally flashing 13 year olds (we don't make the rules, or follow them), bosses sleeping with their partners and lots of gravy is...

Following some recent... market research... this week's episode of Leave A Message is all about one night stands! Ally & G have opened up the inbox to the Gallies sleepover/sleep-under stories and there's no holding back! Is it time to take your flowers for the hard work of securing a catch? Maybe your pride is in the gutter, after all a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. Either way, the Ga...

We're clearing out the inbox and answering all of the Gallies miscellaneous questions, queries, concerns and customer service requests. It's Leave A Message off piste! Ally & G are covering everything from making friends in a new city to unlocking your careless energy with some wild stories along the way. Let it go, let it go! Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send y...

Ally & G have lost their holiday virginity together in Barcelona... so they want to know your holiday nightmares on this weeks episode of Leave A Message! Have you ever gotten locked in the toilets in a foreign country with no phone signal? What about a girlie holiday (with your Mum!) that leaves you so scarred... you haven't gone abroad since?! Drunken flights and sleepless nights, we've got...

We're getting in our feels this week as Ally & G are diving into your relationship dilemmas to help you spot the difference between Mr Right and Mr Wrong Un (featuring the inside track on Ally's boyfriend... AKA all of our boyfriend!). From being stabbed in the back by a friend to knowing if this excursion you're on is actually a date, with a sprinkling of manipulation, lies and lessons from h...

Have you ever gone to the toilet on a first date and... gotten more than you bargained for?! On this weeks episode of Leave A Message , Ally & G are revealing your extreme dating dilemmas and helping you get out of some tricky situations. From projectile pissing to getting blocked by your boyfriend on your 18th birthday, plus the story that leads to the historic advice: don't let out a fart in...

It's the first episode of Leave A Message ! Ally & G are here to share the stories, dramas and dilemmas sent in by the Gallies... and we're starting how we mean to go on with water-spitting worthy stories. This week Ally & G are exploring all things female friendships. What do you do when you're feeling totally alone in your friendship group? How do you handle a friend talking about you be...