Leave A Message with Ally & G

Things take a seriously freaky deaky turn on Leave A Message this week as Ally and G accidentally expose far too much about what goes on behind closed doors after a very unexpected conversation about toe sucking. G also drops the bombshell that she's related to a Love Island LEGEND. PLUS, one Gally's relationship comes crashing down after she discovers her boyfriend has a SECRET sister, while anot...

It’s been a rough week for Ally and G in the bedroom, with Ally coming back from a wedding where a two-bed hotel room brutally stood in the way of things getting steamy with Ror. And if that wasn’t enough, G has been betrayed by Mother Nature herself, who decided date night was the perfect time for her period to make an appearance. PLUS, one Gally is caught up in a seriously complicated situation...

The UK heatwave claimed its first victim this week as G got a little too comfortable in the sunshine and ended up so burnt that by the time she headed off on her HOT date,  she looked like a glorious shade of tomato. Meanwhile, Ally has a scorching hot take of her own: should the lights be on when you’re doing the deed? PLUS , this might genuinely be one of the WILDEST weeks of Leave a Messag...

It’s been a busy week in Ally and G‘s world this week as G FINALLY went on her surprise activity date… her date’s big romantic gesture? We also kick off the start of the World Cup of ICKs as voted for by you our lovely Gallies. PLUS one Gally is spiralling after being rejected, while another is deciding whether she’s cut out for a life of salutes and camouflage. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE G...

Ally and G are still recovering from Mighty Hoopla, where they made a shocking discovery about gay men having absolutely no fear when it comes to getting off with someone they've known for approximately 14 seconds. PLUS, one Gally relives the horrific moment she asked a date, "What's your body count?", while another Gally is caught in an all-out war with her sister's boyfriend. Is it justified bee...

It's a MASSIVE week for Aly and G Limited because G's debut novel Texts We Never Sent lands TOMORROW! To mark the occasion (and distract G from spiralling), the girls help you Gallies rewrite and finally send the texts you've never had the courage to hit send on. PLUS, one Gally feels like the unwanted third wheel in her friendship trio, and another is asking the question we've all faced: is it ev...

Things get filthy this week on Leave a Message with Ally and G as the girls discover they may have accidentally missed their calling in the adult photo industry when G recalls a SERIOUS mishap involving a photobooth... PLUS, one Gally used her mate’s photos on Hinge to bag a date in a full blown catfish crisis, while another got caught beachside bonking her hotel concierge by an audience she reall...

It got seriously witchy over at Leave A Message with this week as Producer Izzy got in touch with the “spirits” cough via an Etsy witch cough to uncover everyone’s soulmates…  PLUS, one Gally takes revenge on her ex by casting a hex, while another is fully spiralling after her boyfriend returned from a lads’ festival holiday with 10 new girl followers and a VERY suspicious “I was just being a...

It’s been a long couple of days as Ally and G return from a whirlwind weekend at the BAFTAs and they’re spilling all the gossip for you Gallies, including a very revealing insight into G’s showbiz crush… PLUS, one Gally is battling a serious case of resting b*tch face, while another is convinced she might have a secret sibling out there BUT can the girls get to the bottom of it?? FANCY SENDING A V...

The time has finally come, after 9 years of waiting on the bench, Ror decided to FINALLY put a ring on that thing! Ally and  have the FULL debrief for you Gallies including, the ring, the proposal and of course who did she tell first. PLUS, it’s an engagement special, so the Gally stories are unhinged. One Gally was proposed to at her ex’s WEDDING (yes, really), while another is spiralling ov...

Ally and G have been trapped in delivery driver hell this week, as parcel after parcel keeps mysteriously vanishing into thin air. The girls are also deeply concerned that their ultimate comfort film is about to be absolutely ruined by the upcoming sequel to The Devil Wears Prada . PLUS, one Gally is convinced her ex-boyfriend has left her for his cousin, while another is dealing with the nightmar...

G has been to see a psychic and apparently the love of her life is a cowboy… YEE-HAW, we guess! Meanwhile, Ally has some serious beef with Coachella being compared to Glasto.  PLUS, one Gally is fully in an imaginationship with an Australian guy who doesn’t even know he’s her boyfriend, and another is wondering if it’s time to call it quits with her man who simply cannot put the cigs down. FA...

Is it 2010? You’d think so! G has taken up doomscrolling Facebook as her latest pastime whereas Ally is coming to terms with her new found-fashionista boyfriend. Meanwhile, one Gally is bitter that her boyfriend didn’t get a plus-one to her family wedding, and another Gally… well, let’s just say she could use a masterclass in making it rain! FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY?  Send your...

Things have gone a little topsy-turvy this week as Ally’s boyfriend Rory dives headfirst into his spiritual side, while G drops a snogging confession she’ll absolutely never live down. Plus, one Gally is wondering if Ally and G match their level of “freak” when it comes to friendship, and another needs convincing he’s not completely losing it over his latest gym crush. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/ME...

If you didn’t notice, it’s April Fools’ Day… so obviously Ally and G dusted off their finest jester outfits and attempted to psychologically torment their poor, unsuspecting (or… very suspecting?) manager, Olivia. Plus, one Gally is looking for a crash course in self-love, while another is contemplating whether to track down her long-lost sperm donor dad. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY?&n...

It’s a tough week for G as her mystery podcast man finds out she’s been talking about him on Leave a Message with @allyandg… Whoops! Also, Ally’s been getting frisky during the night…  Plus, one Gally isn’t sure if marriage is for her and another Gally thinks her boyfriend HATES her boss girlie era!  FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY?  Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/me...

Have you ever shared knickers with your bestie? Turns out Ally and G have! And neigh way, Ally finds out she’s being forced to ride a horse the day of her best mate's wedding!  Plus, one Gally uncovers her man’s secret X-rated IG account, while another discovers she has a full-on secret family… sorry, WHAT?! FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY?  Send your voice note to: https://wa.me...

It’s safe to say Ally and G had a very good night at the BRITs, partying alongside a Manc Britpop legend. Rubbing shoulders with the celebs was one thing… but did G also spot her future man across a Mark Ronson–filled dancefloor?  Plus, one Gally is struggling to trust her man because of his sordid past AND another Gally’s bedroom activities are finishing a lot quicker than she planned. ...

G spills the goss on her first date in months, was it romance… or a write-off? The girls also get a voice note from G’s Nan, who’s completely thrown after being sent an AI image and cannot for the life of her work out what’s real and what’s not. Plus, one Gally is having a forkin’ nightmare in the bedroom, and we also have a Leave A Message FIRST as another Gally shares a truly horrific sunrise dr...

It’s an exciting week at Leave A Message as G is FINALLY getting back on the horse and going on another date, but what will she drink..? Meanwhile, Ally’s new bag from her boyfriend has immediately been upstaged… by an even sweeter bag she secretly bought herself. Self-love always wins, sorry lads!! Plus, one Gally is feeling the frustrations as her laid-back boyfriend refuses to match her go-gett...

Some bold claims were made on Leave A Message with Ally and G last week when the girls confidently declared they could identify each other’s body parts… so obviously we had to put it to the test. Scientific? No. Unhinged? Absolutely. Plus, one gorgeous Gally is spiralling over, potentially losing the love of her life to the long-distance cruise ship lifestyle, while another is facing an opposite d...

This week on LAM with Ally and G, nothing is off limits. Are boyfriends just pets with opinions? Are nerds cool now? And who looked at a baby and thought, “Yes. Whimsy Lou.” Plus, we’ve got an email from a GUY whose bestie’s boyfriend might be hitting on him, and one Gally asking for advice on being a virgin at uni. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY?  Send your voice note to: https://wa...

This week on LAM, we’ve had some very important questions asked… Is shagging weird? AND, have Ally and G ever had a threesome? Plus, one Gally gets an unexpected text from her best mate’s girlfriend after her name is mentioned during the deed, while another is dealing with her partner suggesting… a third party? Uncomfortable conversations all round really! FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY?&...

We’ve hit a new low at Leave A Message HQ. G has been in full detective mode, stalking her ex’s new girlfriend, and yes, she’s even figured out where she lives. Meanwhile, Ally is serving relationship goals with her top-tier tips for surviving long-distance love. Plus, one Gally had a date that ended in Viagra (not quite the happy ending she was manifesting) while another Gally caught her ex cheat...

It’s official, Leave a Message with Ally & G is BACK! G’s dating life is still as chaotic as ever as she spills the goss on a TRAGIC Hinge date, whereas Ally is still a lady waiting to get a ring on that ting.  Plus, you Gallies really returned with a bang with your stories and dilemmas. One Gally was losing her mind over the classic Happy New Year text and another needed pegging advice?!...