Le Grand Fromage

And for the blurb "Vincent cooked soup without love. John channeled his inner Frenchman. And Quinno fancied a pint at 'The Duck & Chutney.' It'll all make sense when you listen.

Butter is always better than margarine. Don't buy wine for under $10 a bottle. And Marmite and Vegemite are not the same thing. Life lessons from Le Grand Fromage.

Vincent loves Thai food. John loves Indian food. Quinno loves Japanese food. And "mise en place" also works for drinking. These are good things to know.

Vincent ate popcorn birthday cake. John doesn't want to go to India. Quinno keeps the vermouth well away from the gin. Classy.

Vincent likes Malbec from Cahors. John puts mustard in hollandaise sauce. Quinno has a problem with garlic. We all have our issues.

Vincent is committed to Wet January. John has always loved the carrot. Quinno wouldn't mix pop with cognac. These are all good things to know.

Vincent wants to put food on plates, not in boxes. John's tired of talking about cabbage. Quinno likes a a long, day-drinking lunch. But who doesn't?

Vincent lobbied to be president of the Chestnut Appreciation Society. John auditioned for Deadliest Catch. Quinno impersonated a boxing Ring Announcer. Happy New Year!

Vincent cracked an egg joke. John sings 'Let It Be' while he's grilling. And Quinno always orders liver and onions. Joyeux Noël!

Vincent revealed that he doesn't like over-spiced food. John made fish noises. And Quinno tried to be the adult in the room. He failed.

Vincent was inspired by his trip to northern Minnesota, Quinno thinks garlic is a sin against humanity, and John's not having the right conversations with his onions. But, really, who is?

Vincent talked about lobster and caviar. Cosgrove talked about fish tacos. Quinno talked about a ham sandwich. Sounds about right.

Vincent answers the most asked question a chef ever hears. Admit it, you're intrigued. You know you are.

Truffles are a cash-only business. We don't talk about Uncle Claude. And it's the third tequila that's the problem. Sounds like a fun show.

The show started with Vincent's accent and it finished with John's whiskey. Oh, and there was some food talk along the way, too!

Smell it, taste it, if something's growing out of it, don't eat it. Sorted.

A Frenchman, a Northern Irishman, an Australian, and a bottle of Corsican wine. This could work.