Laughing with Myself

Melissa laughs about how ridiculous that people cried going back into Disneyland, how she falls for anything like when Jiffy Lube tells her to buy more things, and her new rule of not speaking until she's eaten food or else she's a monster.

Melissa laughs about books when they change the original cover to the major motion picture cover, how she hates belts with holes, and how lately she's been glammed up for press events and her brain can't focus on being funny only on being a hot piece of meat.

Melissa laughs about her three hour nap, getting back into guitar lessons, how her memory sucks, and how she's done with the coffee place nearby. 

Melissa laughs about the way to sleep, how there should be holes in the car headrest for ponytails, and how Mickey will treat folks when Disneyland in CA reopens. 

Melissa laughs about never using dishwashers, buying a huge hamster wheel like bookcase, why runners run on main streets, and her ultimate comeback on Insta.

Melissa laughs at the thought of buying lingerie, how back in high school she had a slobbery first kiss and how weird she was with her crushes. Oh and she sings some good ol' 10CC and Whitney Houston. 

Melissa laughs about her old parody song "Waiting Fart Tonight," how focus music on Spotify is too intense, and the tamale Penny found on her walk. 

Melissa laughs about how amazed the folks are that move into Tiny Houses, paper smells, and licking a page in her science book in 4th grade. 

Melissa laughs about her shark she made in high school, how she wouldn't go on a hot air balloon with a funny person, and how she is the queen of parallel parking.

Melissa laughs about her old Bilbo Baggins impression, her idea of one chair in movie theaters, and her recent obsession of making fairy doors. 

Melissa laughs about adults wanting gifts, the crazy amount of passwords we have to memorize, and wtf is a sim id number, and how rude Kevin McCallister is to the pigeon lady. 

Melissa laughs at leaning into feeling ugly, Celine Dion’s cover of “Feliz Navidad” and the surprises ladies leave in restroom stalls. 

Melissa laughs about the music that plays when she’s put on hold, how she doesn’t want old rotten breath, and how it rocks to date a Dad! 

Melissa laughs about mall Santa’s being sad at home this year, her call to the Kost 103.5 Santa, and how board game instructions fill her with rage. 

Melissa laughs about Kost 103.5 dedication songs and the dancing Santa growing up as well as how Instagram makes you overthink yourself. Also, boogers.

Melissa laughs about outdoor restaurants, CVS carpet, and how she is like Peter Pan by avoiding adult responsibilities. Also, she answers some great questions from fans!

Melissa laughs about how tiny kid luggage is pointless, buffets should be gone, her Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton impressions, and how nice it is not to be tickled these days or to have to play Twister. 

Melissa laughs about how her cat goes through her undie drawer, amazon reviews, and pretends she is on Disneyland rides at home. 

Melissa laughs about her birthday balloons, halloween this year, and her creepy idea to keep us from hunching over and looking at phone. 

Melissa laughs about her impulsive anxiety decisions, not wearing undies feels like breaking a law, and her cracked phone screen looks like halloween spiderweb. Also, who comes up with the wacky wifi passwords? Find your perfect mattress at HelixSleep.com/silly Go to HELLOTUSHY.com/SILLY to get TEN PERCENT OFF.

Melissa laughs about Brandon Flowers singing, her bad Kermit impression, and how she avoids confrontation. Also, her sister is laughing in the background of this episode. 

Melissa laughs about how she wants her wrinkles to end up smiley and Wario's body is the best to play with, and if someone listens to opera they may be a killer. 

Melissa laughs at herself for not being able to smile, the giving up face, these ridiculous rock climbing documentaries, and how she's nervous to confront her cat Ella.

Melissa laughs about online shopping reviews, Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite month, and her impressions of the Little Rascal's and Shirley Temple. 

Melissa laughs about copying people she looks up to, the hideous sound she makes when she gets frightened by a moth, and the sensitive stories behind her tattoos.