Laughing with Myself

I laugh about breathing back in a fart to protect others, turning 35, and flaking on friends if that means getting "goodies."

I laugh about how I practice Duolingo on the toilet, my toys from Mexico, and how all I am into these days is expanding my soul!! Also I talk about how badass my mom is! 

I laugh about my booger tray invention, how sometimes I stay serious as a fart pops out, and how I can't say "no" to peoples faces. 

I laugh at how much my Mom loves scary movies, my rage for acapella groups, and the voice I hear in my head while reading museum paragraphs. 

Melissa laughs at the people that sing-talk their words, folks that can’t read energy, and getting turned on during Top Gun while sitting between parents. 

Melissa gets laughs and pissed in this episode about downloading apps, her parents tea kettle, and the new modern dumb basic looking homes in LA. 

Melissa laughs about her dogs poop shape, how she isn’t getting a man cause of her karaoke choices, and how her brother made fun of her precious crystal. 

Melissa laughs about this monkey on the trailer of Netflix's "Animal', her recent thought on the toilet, and how happy she is for Cesar making it to air. 

Melissa laughs at the kid days. The made up songs she made for N64 songs, how her mom can be cocky, and the quiet Spanish chatter while trying to watch cartoons. 

Melissa laughs at the bad trip she had this week, these spiritual instagram accounts and her acceptance of not being the brightest bitch on the block. Also, she shares honeybee facts.

Melissa laughs about the time she got a job at Disneyland, Golf N' Stuff, and the awful weird dream she had. 

Melissa laughs at maroon 5's song, the hilarious cholita saying "thas sah" at target, and how she realized her head shape is like her Dad's. 

Melissa laughs about these block shoes, her booger some ants carried, and the dip in mattresses.

Melissa laughs about being a Jeep girl now, going to the woods alone to be creepy, how dudes on dating apps are "there for friends", and hotel smell. 

Melissa laughs about feeling like a kid asking questions in the termite meeting, how she likes to scratch bug bites and pop up moles, and the good things she is taking away from her break-up. 

Melissa laughs about her fart during praying, the church hymns need to not be lazy, and while she was crying her dog kept squeaking a toy and made her feel like a clown. 

Melissa laughs about how Jimmy Johns sounds sexy and clumpy cotton pillows at hotels, and does her prayer get answered if it's mumbled and includes giggles? 

Melissa laughs about weenie pics, how dolphins are scary and smart and she won't ever swim with them, and the Spanish words she knows very well.

Melissa laughs at how instagram makes her lost and confused on what she wants in life, going to her Abuelita's funeral, and wanting to be in a musical someday. 

Melissa laughs about the folks who are in battle with dogs, why termite tents look like the circus, and how some super fans are barking up the wrong tree.

Melissa laughs about her mom getting mad at her armpit hair, the ball of twine and ziplining she did in Kansas! All while recording this on the road!

Melissa isn't laughing with herself on this one! Fellow comic and friend Jessica Michelle Singleton record this episode in their colorful van on the road! 

Melissa laughs about her colorful van for the tour, hearing someone tell her she's smart, and how happy she is to know there's actual animal crossings. 

Melissa laughs about her immaturity and being like a sponge, the gratitude rap song she wrote, and how one sound can make you walk in a different direction. 

Melissa laughs about her reading comprehension problems while filming "Finding Your Roots", how she had chocolate on her face mask, and her new notebook energy.