Late Night Lobotomies

America is FINE everybody, cool yer jets, alright? Cause America is FINE. This week we unpack the ups and downs of our Pride weekend, address the worst 250th birthday since Merlin's bachelor party, celebrate everyone's favorite insestual lesbian first lady, and envision a world with more women-led superhero movies. #thefutureliberalswant Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotom...

Crack this episode open and take a big whiff, 'cause it's the Pride Season Finale. Amyl nitrite, aka poppers, is the iconic gay substance that keeps on givin'. It's medicine, it's VHS cleaner, it's a party drug, it's something called "room odorizer," and most importantly, it has spared bottoms a whole lotta youchies. Thanks for choosing us to be some of the qu...

It's a * Gay Summer* , so naturally we try to solve the mystery of us f*gs living life on the emotional side. Plus, conservative parents are still the worst, and childhood toys turned us gay!!! That last part isn't true, but it is weird that G.I. Joe doesn't have nipples. Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Patreon on Spotify Patreon....

The chronicle of gay erotica takes us around the globe and through some of the most influential periods in human history. We're talking ancient graffiti, Michelangelo, the birth of photography, sexy cowboys, the first gay porno, the AIDs crisis, and the homoerotic powerhouse that is the internet. As grandma always said, we don't have OnlyFans without The Holy Roman Empire. Insta @latenight...

HAPPY PRIDE, you Dirty Birdies. Gather round for this here board meeting of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. On the docket this week is the case of Hormones v. Lexapro v. Markku, same sexecution, the transbian community, the Venn diagram of religion and queerness, and so much more. Like almost too much more. Famous Bisexies Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast...

Hey there Mangionistas, welcome to Earth, the universe's deepest frisbee. This week, we get a lil' Frankenfreaky and take a look back at the past 10 episodes to atone for our many factual sins, and we have a gay ol' time doin' it. That's it, l8r Nooglers! Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Patreon on Spotify Patreon.com/laten...

Trans tips! Evil flutes and dastardly tubas! Kash Patel's stupid fuckin' ass! The Jonkler! Superheroes vs. MAGA! This episode has it all, folks. Don't believe us? That's weird! Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Patreon on Spotify Patreon.com/latenightlobotomies A portion of your proceeds is donated to The Trevor Project, the wor...

It's the most wonderful time of the year! To celebrate Star Wars day/week/month, we're pitching our very own original Star Wars stories fit for the big screen! Betrayal, adventure, sci-fi noises, sassy droids, the phrase "I have a bad feeling about this," people who you thought were dead coming back to life, we cover all the essential Star Wars bases, while putting our own stank...

In this new and improved supercut, we revisit a fan (and creator) favorite series, the dreadfully forlorn tale of the Donner Party, a large group of colonizers-turned-cannibals who got stranded in the Sierra Nevada mountains in the mid-1800s. Many died horrible deaths, but their fates could be considered mercy compared to the nearly unspeakable horrors that the survivors committed in order to make...

This week we prove that Florida gets a little wacky for all genders. We take a look at six of our favorite Florida Woman headlines of the 21st century, and you better believe we have a good time doing it. NOTE: This episode is not recommended for people who are easily upset by urine on a typewriter. Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Patreon on...

If you want us to stop being big ol' homos, you're gonna have to go back in time and delete every single dress-up game off the early internet. Go ahead, we'll wait. Anyways, in this episode, we set the leopards loose on Caitlyn Jenner's face, we clarify that Al Gore likes a BAD spank (rather than a good spank), and we find out that the CEO of Madison Square Garden is a transphobic...

Live from Kik, it's Top to Bottom. This week, Markku makes some wild speculations about our neighbors, while Ev puts hating Jesus back into their self care routine. Did y'all know Desperate Housewives and Real Housewives are two different things? Crazy. Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Patreon on Spotify Patreon.com/latenightlobotomies...

FIELD OF DREAMS LIED TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US, ESPECIALLY MYANMAR. Sometimes you build it, and no one comes. This week we're diving ass first into 7 of the shittiest things that humans have ever built. You might think you're ready for it, but you're not, but you should go ahead and listen anyways. Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.socia...

We’re here to answer the following questions: Does MAGA actually stand for Mamma’s Ass Gettin’ Ass? Is heavy over- the-pants petting a handjob? Is kissing incest? How should we feel about Bryon Noem? THE ANSWERS MAY SHOCK YOU!! Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Patreon on Spotify Patreon.com/latenightlobotomies A portion of your proceeds is don...

In the conclusion to this mind bending series, we cover Jesus spewing swords from his mouth, the most powerful sex worker of all time, the Great Beast 666, and the final battle between good and evil, with cameos from Aleister Crowley, L. Ron Hubbard, Hades, and more! Insta ⁠@latenightlobotomies⁠ Tik Tok ⁠@latenightlobotomies⁠ BlueSky ⁠@lnlpodcast.bsky.social⁠ ⁠Patreon on Spotify⁠ ⁠Patreon.com/late...

The end is very fucking nigh, y'all. We might not believe in the biblical apocalypse, but Pete Hegseth does. So we're kicking off a two part deep dive into the horror that is the final chapter in the Bible, which is currently being used to inspire our troops. So strap in, because Revelation is the most deadly, confounding, cosmic, and metal story that's ever been told. Insta @latenight...

Here ye here ye! We've got a lil present for ya in the form of a FREE Patreon episode reviewing the hot new Game of Thrones spinoff, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Enjoy, and please practice safe jousting. Join our Patreon for more episodes like this! Patreon on Spotify⁠ ⁠Patreon.com/latenightlobotomies⁠ A portion of your proceeds is donated to The Trevor Project, the world’s largest suicide...

Things get a little delulu in this ep. Politically delulu. And regular LNL delulu. Those Trump family bone spurs are kickin' in again right on queue, Kansas is domestically terrorizing trans people, DMX really was gonna give it to ya, and Betty White is hosting Electric Forest this year. Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Patreon on Spotify...

Are JD Vance and Erik(a) Kirk bonkin' booties? Does Adam Scott have tiny feet, no big toes, and 3 inch toenails? Can you conjure bees out of thin air simply by leaving a dead ox in a house? Tune in to find out! Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Patreon on Spotify Patreon.com/latenightlobotomies A portion of your proceeds is donated to The T...

We started with humble beginnings, now we're braggadocious, seasoned podcast hosts who are technically more successful than Joe Rogan. We're serving up an extra special T2B this week to celebrate our 100th episode, and we think you're gonna have a grand ol' time. Tune in to find out the secret identity of Ashley Furniture, the hot new drag queen taking the internet by storm. And th...

We conclude our 3 part series this week with a deep dive into queer rights in MN and the shocking number of gay "firsts" we get to claim, as well as the tide turning on convicting killer cops, and we wrap it all up with one last(?) look into the federal occupation of Minnesota. RESOURCES: ⁠⁠Helping MN through fundraisers⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Helping MN through charities⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Helping MN through food drives...

We're continuing our in depth look into the countless instances of activism in our home state this week, exploring what made Minnesota into the protesting powerhouse it is today. We cover MN's involvement in the Civil Rights Movement and the Farmer Labor Party, as well as the tragic police killings of Jamar Clark and Philando Castile, both of which resulted in Minnesotans of all background...

Minnesota will never bend the knee to injustice. And, as you'll find out in this episode, we never have. Our inspiring resistance to ICE and rebellion against the federal government has deep roots in the history of our great state, so we're taking a deep dive into two of Minnesota's most shining achievements in the face of tyranny; The Minneapolis Teamsters General Strike of 1934, and...

LONG LIVE MINNESOTA. We will not tolerate hate-driven violence in our home. Federal law enforcement, such as ICE and Border Patrol, are not welcome in Minnesota, and we will not rest until they leave. They will not provoke us into abandoning the morals we hold so dearly. Rest in peace to Renee Good, Alex Pretti, and any further victims who are brutally murdered in our streets at the hands of the f...

Ya can't spell shmlabingobungowungo without "bingo!" Heck, you probably can't spell shmlabingobungowungo in the first place. But that's okay, because this is a podcast, not a spelling bee. Each year, we make a bingo card full of things that might happen in the year to come, so that we aren't lying when we say "didn't have that on my 202__ bingo card!" So gra...