Late Night Lobotomies

*patriotic theme music* It's midterm mania this week as we gleefully unpack the election that swept the nation. Texas turned blue, cats are dancin' with dogs, queer people won nationwide, pickles and cucumbers switched, everything went all topsy turvy and we couldn't be happier about it. Insta @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies Patreon.com...

Scary Stories are back and better than ever! We've got nocturnal Nonas, primal penguins, delicious digits, charismatic cryptids, and more! Thanks for an incredible Halloween season! Insta @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies Patreon.com/latenightlobotomies Patreon on Spotify A portion of your proceeds is donated to The Trevor Project, the world’s la...

It's a Halloween potluck this week, featuring ghost chickens, Mar-a-Lago face, lewd acts with slashers, and of course, moving the headstones but not the bodies. Oh, and by the way, you have several missed calls from your mom. Insta @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies Patreon.com/latenightlobotomies Patreon on Spotify A portion of your proceeds is d...

Sometimes dead is better. We continue our Halloween series with a comprehensive look at the phenomenon of reanimation, from scientifically backed cases to straight up magick. Insta @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies Patreon.com/latenightlobotomies Patreon on Spotify A portion of your proceeds is donated to The Trevor Project, the world’s largest suici...

It's a difficult time, we had difficult days, and thus we are difficult people this week. But in a fun, spooky way. We crank up the Halloween fever this week, we're talkin' irradiated family members, execution methods, horror movies, and spookiest of all... THE ECONOMY *blood curdling scream* Insta @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies Patreo...

There's cannibals in them there hills! We're kicking off Spooky Season IV with a trip to one of the most terrifying, dangerous places in history – The American Frontier. As if a government of serial killers wasn't bad enough, many citizens of the Old West provided unthinkable violence of their own. So tighten up those assless chaps and hold on for dear life, because these tales highlig...

What's for dinner tonight, Puff Mamma? The Turtle Club 9/11 incident, a new cat species, Austin Abram's mustache, a creepist millionaire, and of course, stunning Halloween costume ideas. Shouts out to all you lovely folks who are finally justified for hating Ed Sheeran all these years. Insta @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies Patreon on Spotif...

Pour yourself a glass of milk and pull a full fish skeleton out of your mouth, because it's kitty week here on LNL. We cover six of history's bravest and boldest feline friends, in an adventure that takes us from Shinto shrines to the afterlife to WWII naval battles. Buh-bye meow. Insta @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies Patreon on Spotify Pat...

We're old this week. It's like if the "old man yells at cloud" headline was published in The Advocate. We're mad at bicycles, we're mad at politics, we're mad about the heat AND the humidity. But one person makes it all worth it; Dolly Parton. Insta @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies Patreon on Spotify Patreon.com/latenightlobotomies A portion of your...

Come join us at the backyard LGBBQ! You won't like what we're serving. But you will like what Fact Check 12 brought to light. I'm talkin' robot Hasselhoff, presidential slop, ancient Viagra, and you guessed it, space tortoises! No public figure is safe from the shadowy fingers of Late Night Lobotomies. Insta @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Tik Tok @latenightlob...

At ease, monkey soldier. Cause this episode is an delightful ride through some of history's greatest monkeys and apes. They're kingslayers, gang leaders, essential workers, and maybe even your commanding officer. DM US ⁠ @latenightlobotomies ⁠ ON INSTAGRAM FOR A CHANCE AT 3 MONTHS OF FREE PATREON! BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies Patreon on Spotify Patreon.com/l...

Quick update on the far right: Elon Musk is defending people's "right" to create CSAM, Pete Hegseth is using his own snot to gel his hair between transphobic slurs, and Lindsey Graham was one dirty birdie. It's straight up mental health and politics this week, y'all. Don't mind the ladybugs. Minnesota v. Musk Insta @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Tik...

It's a pu pu platter of crazy circus stories this week y'all! We've got angry mobs, freakshows, and wild animals all competing to be the most fucked up, drunken shit show that American circuses have ever birthed. Who would have thought that 1900s America would have so much booze and violence? HELP PROTECT ELEPHANTS HERE: Sheldrick Wildlife Trust Tennessee Elephant Sanctuary Internation...

It ain't easy out there on the mean streets of single town. It's not big enough for the both of ya, there's only one horse, and the tumbleweeds are made of fingers. That was the last of my creativity, the rest is on summer break. Thanks to all our friends who made this episode possible! Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Patreon on S...

Shit hit the fan (or should I say van) in Minnesota this week, in more ways than one. Plus, we're as old as fleshlights, Ev is banned from a brilliant Halloween costume idea, Laura Loomer broke the record for fastest Mar-a-Lago face, and the government is still seperating kids from their parents. That all sounds super fucking depressing but we promise this is a fun one. Insta @latenightlobotom...

We're odd, ya see? For example; this episode wound up being twice as long as projected, but 5.8x as fun. Ol' Nolan keeps on rollin' with this one y'all, so to celebrate this moment in cinema history, we're gifting a free, brand spankin' new bonus episode from our Patreon feed. For more bonus episodes like this (except notably shorter), check out our Patreon page and subscri...

Covering Trump's nauseating bathroom is a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. And this week, we're someone. Plus, queer people are joining Ev in The Satanic Temple in droves, and Jerry Lee Lewis becomes Scary Lee Lewis. NEVER TOUCH THE MUSHROOM!!! The Satanic Temple TST's Expert Witness Service Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.socia...

We return this week with a follow up to a fan favorite episode, and dive into the lives, crimes, and all around bat-shittery of televangelists Jimmy Swaggart and Pat Robertson. Take a back seat, God, cause this episode is chalk full of war, sex, rock & roll, and betrayal. Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Patreon on Spotify Patreon.com/late...

America is FINE everybody, cool yer jets, alright? Cause America is FINE. This week we unpack the ups and downs of our Pride weekend, address the worst 250th birthday since Merlin's bachelor party, celebrate everyone's favorite insestual lesbian first lady, and envision a world with more women-led superhero movies. #thefutureliberalswant Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotom...

Crack this episode open and take a big whiff, 'cause it's the Pride Season Finale. Amyl nitrite, aka poppers, is the iconic gay substance that keeps on givin'. It's medicine, it's VHS cleaner, it's a party drug, it's something called "room odorizer," and most importantly, it has spared bottoms a whole lotta youchies. Thanks for choosing us to be some of the qu...

It's a * Gay Summer* , so naturally we try to solve the mystery of us f*gs living life on the emotional side. Plus, conservative parents are still the worst, and childhood toys turned us gay!!! That last part isn't true, but it is weird that G.I. Joe doesn't have nipples. Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Patreon on Spotify Patreon....

The chronicle of gay erotica takes us around the globe and through some of the most influential periods in human history. We're talking ancient graffiti, Michelangelo, the birth of photography, sexy cowboys, the first gay porno, the AIDs crisis, and the homoerotic powerhouse that is the internet. As grandma always said, we don't have OnlyFans without The Holy Roman Empire. Insta @latenight...

HAPPY PRIDE, you Dirty Birdies. Gather round for this here board meeting of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. On the docket this week is the case of Hormones v. Lexapro v. Markku, same sexecution, the transbian community, the Venn diagram of religion and queerness, and so much more. Like almost too much more. Famous Bisexies Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast...

Hey there Mangionistas, welcome to Earth, the universe's deepest frisbee. This week, we get a lil' Frankenfreaky and take a look back at the past 10 episodes to atone for our many factual sins, and we have a gay ol' time doin' it. That's it, l8r Nooglers! Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Patreon on Spotify Patreon.com/laten...

Trans tips! Evil flutes and dastardly tubas! Kash Patel's stupid fuckin' ass! The Jonkler! Superheroes vs. MAGA! This episode has it all, folks. Don't believe us? That's weird! Insta @latenightlobotomies Tik Tok @latenightlobotomies BlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.social Patreon on Spotify Patreon.com/latenightlobotomies A portion of your proceeds is donated to The Trevor Project, the wor...