Last Night We Watched

n this episode of Last Night We Watched , the crew dives into the absurd world of the Lifetime thriller Stalked by My Doctor . We break down the series of bad decisions made by Dr. Beck, a man who is a "professionally awesome" heart surgeon but an absolute neckbeardian incel when it comes to even thinking about women. From creepy hospital hugs to the "Goldilocks" moment where he breaks into a hous...

In this episode of Last Night We Watched , Matthew, Brett, and Brandon tackle the Lifetime cinematic masterpiece, Trapped by My Sugar Daddy . Join the guys as they break down the most inefficient abduction ring in history , run by an upper-middle-class criminal named Kyle who insists on buying massive houses and chartering private jets just to capture one person at a time. The crew discusses Kyle'...

This week, the guys head to Garland, Alaska to watch Candace Cameron Bure smile her way through Christmas Under Wraps . We break down the important questions: Why does a town with 4 hours of sunlight have a bustling outdoor social scene?. Why is the handyman fixing the power grid with a screwdriver he doesn't know how to use?. And why does everyone in town know exactly what medical procedure you j...

On this episode, the brothers break down the Lifetime classic Death of a Cheerleader , a movie that turns high-school insecurity, Catholic guilt, and one truly awful cheer tryout into a full-blown murder tale. From Kelly Martin actually delivering a great performance to Tori Spelling playing the most believable mean girl imaginable, the movie somehow makes you feel bad for the killer and annoyed a...

This week, the brothers take a big red-nosed dive into Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988), a cult classic that wears its absurdity proudly on its grease-paint sleeve. Brandon, Brett, and Matt question the mysteries of the universe—ancient astronaut clowns, popcorn monsters, and why the movie spends so much time explaining its own popcorn physics. Along the way they spiral into delightfully off-...

This week, the Mayo brothers dive headfirst into Halloween Kills — a sequel with more flashbacks than frights and more “Evil Dies Tonight!” chants than actual evil dying. Brandon, Brett, and Matt break down the body count (verified? absolutely not), debate whether Michael Myers teleports or just power-walks like a spooky Olympian, and imagine a Haddonfield economic collapse after the plumber, elec...

Join brothers Brandon, Brett, and Matt as they dive into this bizarre VHS relic. We wrestle with Hulk Hogan’s lack of charisma, Christopher Lloyd’s best attempts at holding the movie together, and Shelley Duvall’s underwhelming role. Along the way, we spiral into tangents about Wormtongue, gamer tags, mime fights, Pumpkinhead confusion, pro wrestling lore, and why the Japanese release title ( My H...

This week on Last Night We Watched , Brandon, Brett, and Matthew descend into cinematic madness with 1987’s The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, a film so baffling, so aggressively unpleasant, it left us questioning our life choices. From Captain Manzini’s suspicious mentorship, to sweatshop couture, to bullies who skip straight past teasing into attempted murder, we unpack every absurd, horrifying, and a...

This week on Last Night We Watched , the boys dive headfirst into 1987’s The Stepfather — a Lifetime movie with a low body count, a protagonist with a quick move to frontal nudity, and a tone that can’t decide if it's horror, Hallmark, or just horny. Brandon tries to defend the "batshit charm" of Terry O’Quinn’s unsettlingly committed performance, while Matthew and Brett tag-team it with jokes, cr...

This week, the Mayo boys stare directly into the furry, dead eyes of the 2003 Mike Myers disasterpiece Cat in the Hat . What begins as a kids’ film spirals into a neon nightmare filled with inappropriate jokes, existential dread, and Paris Hilton for some reason. Brandon breaks down the cursed production history, including the fact that Mike Myers had to be legally threatened into wearing that hum...

This week on Last Night We Watched , we dive into Ti West’s slow-burn 80s throwback House of the Devil —a film where the real horror isn’t the blood ritual, it’s Tom’s pathological cheapness. Join us as we unpack how one man’s penny-pinching ways somehow lead to a demonic house-sitting gig, questionable pizza choices, and a suspiciously generous “just sit here and don’t ask questions” offer. Is To...

This week, we dove fists-first into Cage —a movie that’s part underground fight club, part insensitive fever dream, and 100% baffling. Starring Lou Ferrigno as a brain-damaged Vietnam vet and Reb Brown as the most aggressively '80s sidekick(?) imaginable, this film raises a lot of questions—mostly: “How did this get made?” and “Why is this so casually offensive?” and "Who is this for?". We unpack...

This week, we unpack the pastel-drenched, melancholically whimsical world of Wes Anderson’s The Royal Tenenbaums . We dive into dysfunctional genius, family trauma wrapped in vintage Adidas tracksuits, and the subtle art of deadpan delivery. From Margot’s smoky mystery to Richie’s tennis breakdown, we talk character arcs, absurd set design, and how Gene Hackman somehow makes being a terrible fathe...

This week on Last Night We Watched , we’re loading up on one-liners, explosions, and pure ‘80s action insanity as we take on Commando (1985)! Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as John Matrix, a retired special forces badass who tears through an army of goons to rescue his kidnapped daughter. Subtle? No. Ridiculous? Absolutely. Entertaining? Oh, you bet your last rocket launcher it is. Join us as we brea...

This week on Last Night We Watched , we’re diving into the neon-lit, post-apocalyptic chaos of Double Dragon (1994)! Based on the classic beat-em-up video game, this action-packed (and wildly campy) adaptation throws martial arts, 90s cyberpunk aesthetics, and over-the-top villainy into a blender—whether it works is up for debate. Join us as we break down the bizarre plot, questionable CGI, and th...

Last night, we revisited a 90s kids' classic — 3 Ninjas ! But let’s be real… where was the dad in all of this? And was there any actual karate happening, or was it just a lot of dramatic yelling and slow-motion flips? We break down the nostalgia, the questionable parenting choices, and why grandpa was the only one taking martial arts seriously, kinda. Grab your jelly beans and prepare for some "Ro...

Sharpen your stakes and break out your crimping iron because this week, we’re sinking our teeth into the real Slayer—Kristy Swanson’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)! That’s right, we’re taking it back to where it all began, before the CW got its broody, angsty hands on her. In this episode, we discuss why the original Buffy, with her valley-girl charm, Paul Reubens’ legendary death scene, and a p...

This week, we tackle two wildly different movies: the charming oddball Frankie Freako and the unintentional fever dream that is Munchie Strikes Back . Join us as we gush over Frankie Freako —a film bursting with quirky charm, old-school practical effects, and hilariously offbeat timing that makes it an absolute joy to watch. Then, brace yourself for our roast of Munchie Strikes Back , a movie so c...

Last night, we dove headfirst into The Book of Henry , a movie so wild it feels like a fever dream. Join us as we unpack the story of a child prodigy who dies in his mother's arms, a girl enduring unspeakable abuse, a mother pressured into committing murder, and a family navigating the failings of every system imaginable. Oh, and let’s not forget the potential dabble in necromancy because, sure, w...

Join us on Last Night We Watched as we hop aboard the magical bus to Halloweentown —and promptly crash it into the pumpkin. We're diving into Disney Channel’s beloved-but-bonkers classics, Halloweentown and its cringe-worthy sequel, Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge. First, we’ll celebrate the campy charm of the OG, complete with Debbie Reynolds carrying the entire film on her witchy shoulders a...

In this episode of Last Night We Watched , we dive deep into the cult classic Roadhouse (1989), a film that’s equal parts absurd and legendary. Join us as we discuss Patrick Swayze’s iconic portrayal of Dalton, the coolest cooler to ever hit a dive bar, and ask the question that’s been plaguing us all: How does a guy who looks like he’s 130 pounds of pure muscle manage to rip out throats with the...

In this episode, we dive into the wild world of "Dude Bro Party Massacre III"—a riotously funny slasher parody that had us in stitches with its absurd humor and over-the-top jokes. While we loved the comedic elements, we felt a tighter edit could have made it an even sharper experience. Next, we ventured into the realm of found footage horror with "Deadstream," a laugh-out-loud ride featuring a Yo...

In this episode of Last Night We Watched, we dive into the wild world of VHS Beyond (2024), the latest and arguably most random entry in the iconic horror anthology series. Join us as we hilariously dissect the bizarre twists and turns of the film, pointing out moments that leave us scratching our heads—and laughing uncontrollably! We'll also take a deep dive into some of the series' more question...

Episode Description: Get ready for a ghostly giggle-fest as we dive into the spine-tingling world of Paranormal Activity and its sequel, Paranormal Activity 2 ! Join us as we riff on the chilling yet often hilarious moments from both films, comparing their approaches to found footage horror and how they manage to terrify us with just a camera and a whole lot of spooky silence. We’ll explore how th...

Episode Description: Buckle up for a wild ride as we tackle the absurdity of Jason X , where everyone’s favorite slasher takes to the stars, and In A Violent Nature , a gritty tale of survival and mayhem! Join us as we hilariously compare and contrast these two wildly different takes on the slasher genre. We’ll dissect the campy sci-fi elements of Jason X , from cryogenic sleep to futuristic weapo...