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Stories this week include: Romanian circus denies stealing drone operator's dog. Steven Seagal returns to the limelight. Entrepreneurial brothers launch door-to-door sewage collection service. Aryan dingo sanctuary discovered in Australian Outback. Rob discloses his military background... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Man threatens drastic action after horse given haircut. Flaming pillow extinguishes couple's lovemaking. Drunk passenger clingfilmed. Rolls Royce distances firm from employee's mashed potato comments. LA Records is delighted to bring you the debut album from Air Hooligan  Sex Connection... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/...

Stories this week include: Brexit cruise of the United Kingdom runaway success. Suspect celebrates throwing table through window by emptying bowel. Drunk man caught in compromising position with plastic cone. Droopy eye defence overwhelmingly rejected by court. We give a hot new take on the Extinction Rebellion protests... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAP...

Stories this week include: Paranormal investigator stalks man walking dog. Marketing firm hires emotional support clown. Builder deposits smelly treat in homeowner's chimney. 'Mouldy Prison Cell' ad campaign was 'misstep' admits holiday camp. Alex regales the listener with tales of daring toilet escapes... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: ...

Stories this week include: SNARL splinters. Holidaymaker outwitted by claw machine. Harry Redknapp enjoys meatballs. Former children's TV star victim of revenge attack. This week's episode is sponsored by Centre Parcs and TripAdvisor (because, why not?)... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: So-called expert injured after tampering with sex robot. Missing dog last seen running off cliff. Waitrose customer upholds stereotype. Heinz unveils range of austerity products. This is a local podcast for local people; we'll have no trouble here. Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Couple experience miraculously visitation during celebratory meal. Emotional support panther seen boarding plane at Bournemouth Airport. 'Demon In A Box' the must-have toy this Christmas. Amateur zookeeper skips town Rob imparts his wealth of feline knowledge... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: DWP website signposts benefit claimants to jobs as village halls. Former fast food mascot believed to have amassed band of street urchins for criminal endeavours.  Teen finally secures date with family cat.  Pregnant hedgehog denies attending Conservative Party Conference. Warning: This episode contains explicit Jacob Rees-Mogg related content. Website:  http://www.lapod...

Stories this week include: Lotto loser implicated in hot cauliflower cheese altercation. Mum celebrates son's 21st birthday by opening tin of vintage baked beans. Medical expert advises women against sex games such as 'hide the chocolate'. Squirrel given wheels. Someone celebrates a significant birthday... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: ...

Stories this week include: Deviant refrigerates McDonald's burger for later. Metallica prevents another cougar attack. Airline approves the use of miniature horses. Giant's burial ground discovered in Wiltshire. The Blue Lagoon dream is dead... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Boyfriend forced to concoct fanciful excuse for disappearance of partner's dog. Paranormal investigator claims he was chatted up by haunted doll.  Serial excreter to star in new six-part documentary. Police p-p-pick up a suspected trespasser. Alex reveals his aspirations of becoming a newsagent... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LA...

Stories this week include: Banksy suspected of holidaying in Skegness. Westlife reveal beloved turnip gifted by fan. Massive phallus spotted exiting plane. Postman criticised for attempting to slam-dunk parcel into wheelie bin. Rob prepares to emigrate... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

No headlines this week, so just imagine Jon Pertwee buying pick 'n' mix from Woolworths in the 1980s... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

No headlines this week, so here's a lovely poem (courtesy of the Liverpool Echo's comment section): 'Bottle of Robinsons made up juice,  Spam sarnies on Sunblest bread, Golden Wonder,  Waggon Wheels,  Coach going to Blackpool lights and no stabbings.  Good days.'  Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Campanology competition ends in right old ding-dong. Customer becomes enraged after restaurant refuses iguana as method of payment. Infantilised raven makes bid for freedom. Gym goer discovers mysterious shampoo-like substance on towel. We discuss the delights of a glazed ring... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: ...

Stories this week include: Remorseful thief writes to farmer to say strawberry sorry for fruit theft. Nation celebrates the lesbian pugs of Weston-super-Mare.  Police helpfully try to reunited lost bag of class A drugs with owner. Airline tells passengers to fly first class if they want to avoid dried vomit on seats. We discuss a day trip to Eynsford... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook...

Stories this week include: Somerset man finally offloads the ol' war machine. Butcher banishes balls at vegan activist. Woodpeckers suspected of spying on nudists. Festive ornament causes bomb scare. We discuss the mental capacity of a stick insect... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Supermarket admits that Welsh language signage errors were result of 'mainly guesswork'. Turkey Cock Lane loses out to Fingringhoe. DIY enthusiast pioneers new plastering technique. Drunken rampage man propositions dog. Rob has done himself an injury... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Trainee mermaids spotted off Devon coastline.  Man-made disaster befalls small Lincolnshire town.  Drunk men rescue terrified restaurant staff from 'confrontational' duck.  Specsavers customer gobsmacked at eye-watering price of dry eye treatment.  We give the NATO alphabet a long-overdue avian rebrand... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.faceboo...

Stories this week include: Terrified mother photographs tree. Truck passenger banishes pocket alligator at police. Drone operator captures adorable video of neighbour's cat. Liverpudlian influencer has bike stolen. Warning! You may want to lower your volume around 43:10. Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Pathological liar goes to extreme lengths to see Eiffel Tower. Lifetime supply of octopus and bi-annual barnacle removal fails to turn alleged spy. Sex feet prove one step too far. Government official vows to prove his sobriety during racist rant.  We discuss the probable causes behind the closure of Eagle Heights Gambia... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: ...

Stories this week include: Entitled child rejects grammatically incorrect meal. Unemployed fisherman spots deadly predator. Woman fails to sue Woolworths over shallot mishap. Bystanders disgusted after shopper leaves deposit outside pub. We regret to report that Blow My Recorder was unceremoniously cancelled... Also, apologies for the quality of Alex's audio. Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Fa...

Stories this week include: Hostilities between Mr Softy and Mr Whippy leads south coast to brink of war. Julian Assange [REDACTED] in [REDACTED][REDACTED] for [REDACTED] during office hours. Bovine dating app infiltrated by opportunistic perverts. Pigeon cavity search marks start of national holiday celebrations. We release our revised 'professions for deviants' list... Website:  http://www.lapodc...

Stories this week include: Old banger spotted on the side of the A1. Essex shopper outraged after being mistaken for catfish. Company's refusal to change name is final nail in the coffin. Ronnie Pickering finally gets the recognition he deserves. We discuss the life and work of Richard Gere... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Spoon bender attempts to stop Brexit. Psychic twins predict brothers' children will probably meet each other. Furious gran sits defiantly in discomfort. Rural resident perpetuates stereotype. Rob issues a recorder-based ultimatum... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast