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Stories this week include: Evil possum saved from eternal damnation. eBay employees provide extraordinary level of service to middle-aged couple. Personal trainer bravely speaks out after contracting the deadly herpes simplex virus. Unconfirmed reports of Cookie Monster's return to rehab continue. We try to keep it light... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAP...

Stories this week include: Romantic gesture descends into dirty protest. Another nude sunbather mistaken for corpse in Essex. Man attempts to use penis to charge phone. Drawing titled 'What Farmhand Daryl Saw' fetches record price at auction. Alex addresses the Slavery Abolition Act 1833... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Planet of the Apes remake takes an unexpected turn. Obvious hoax revealed to be obvious hoax. Luxurious family pet sparks police hunt in affluent North London suburb. Well-known ferret about town reunited with owner. A long lost 'friend' makes an appearance... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Supreme Leader downgraded from deity status. Football team admits that sex dolls which filled empty stadium were sent to wrong address. Man performing sex act on building roof creates elaborate backstory. Parish council unanimously approves the use of graves as seasonal parking spaces. Rob takes an unapologetic hard-line stance on the Book of Genesis... Website: http://w...

Stories this week include: Wine lover takes hobby to the next level. Boy attempts to make childhood dream a reality. State of Indiana experiencing freak sex toy downpours. Conspiracy theory involving tiger statue gains traction. We get honest... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: The Grim Reaper finally takes some time out. Questionable smoothie leaves bad taste in the mouth. Provincial police force issues final warning to residents flaunting pants rule. Flaming shopping cart mistaken for start of the rapture. We demand the return of The Cook Report... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAP...

Stories this week include: Woman in a coma, I know, I know, it's a fake Facebook post.  Pet turtles abandoned during lockdown believed to have found shelter in sewers Manager of failing zoo makes ultimate sacrifice.  American patriot detained in Bali. Where do you go to catch crabs? Keep it clean.  Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcas...

Stories this week include: Barney the Dinosaur finally banged to rights Boss writes heartfelt letter to furloughed employees. Ungrateful man ejected from fighter jet. Motor museum staff rest easy after the cancellation of Nudefest 2020 LA Podcast: It's not sexual, it's just a way of life... Also, if you're bored, please check out (sponsorship pending): https://www.lingscars.com/ Website: http://ww...

Stories this week include: Fetish company comes to the aid of the NHS. Scientist's magnetism fails to impress hospital staff. Police department cowed by bovine mastermind. Driver's paned excuses for 200-mile round trip to collect window falls on deaf ears. Who have you been kink-shaming lately? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Complaining couple offered complimentary downgrade. Spar tour of the West Midlands proves surprisingly popular. Shopper invents new lockdown pizza. Soothsayer predictably revealed to be despicable human.  Would you consider the hazelnut a high-end nut? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Medical do-gooders ruin another one of life's pleasures. Dinosaur spotted roaming free after country placed under lockdown Woman with swollen hand forced to push own shopping trolley. Skegness chosen as holiday resort of choice by escaped convicts. We know that Will Smith has something to do with it... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.co...

Stories this week include: Human sprinkler spotted in Stockport. Mass panic as final 'star prize' in grabber machine is won. Post-it note shortage leads to drastic action by nursery workers. Misfortunate thief pleads for forgiveness from rightful owner of cursed toilet roll. We try to lighten the general mood... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twi...

Stories this week include: Entrepreneurial young man fails to sell screwdriver to court official. Miraculous swimming pool discovered in Indonesia. Idiotic bank robber pets dog. Grandmother enjoys a delicious cup of Durex tea. Alex finally confesses to his manifold crimes... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Solitary life-sized doll collector proves everyone right. Butcher makes vegetable-free carrot. Specially-trained service horse introduced to jet set lifestyle. Dough-infused gold pizza cufflinks will seriously dent your hard-earned crust. Do you partake in al fresco intercourse? Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @...

Stories this week include: Life-size cutout of orange-faced President fails to win dialysis clinic vote. Car park fanatic takes trip of a lifetime. Wannabe Pied Piper checks into hotel room with band of rats. Romantic gesture on first date leaves woman dazed and confused. We tell the tale of the mythical Chickenman... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcas...

Stories this week include: Entrepreneur's latest invention gets binned off. Phallic wine gum lifts tedious car journey. Mysterious musician's song spoils sacred silence of site. Fast food chain makes generous compensation offer of 5,000 Nigerian naira. A warm welcome to all our pagan listeners... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Sales figures for 'Personal Road Ghost Experiences on the A15 North of Sleaford' exceed expectations. Orphan has worst suspicions confirmed. New King of Disneyland crowned. Record number of young men treated for dangerously high levels of potassium leaves doctors baffled. Proud sponsors of JackInWorld since 2012... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://w...

Stories this week include: Woman's knees land role in spin-off soap opera. Pet exacts swift justice on owner. Pensioner finds delightful surprise in fish fillet. Sad dog given balloon. We got there... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Sheep stolen from farm following ram-raid. Football traffic brought to standstill by passerby's ball skills. Customers forced to delete search history after looking for McDonald's latest dessert item. Budget hotel chain drops questionable advertising campaign featuring 'nature-lover'. Eagle Heights is happening... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://ww...

Stories this week include: Prominent QC bludgeons fox to death in style. Hilarious practical joke results in schoolgirl eating catnip. Independent mobile crepe stall owner frustrated by problematic strawberries. Mercy killing by hobbyist brings pigeon fancying dream to abrupt end. Yet another new feature is conjured up from thin air... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.fac...

Stories this week include: Concrete enema sex game goes exactly as expected. Giant Christmas phallus unites neighbourhood. Woman in eggless marriage elopes with lover. Angelic child gives nativity audience a show to remember. Wishing all our listeners a very merry Christmas and a happy new year! p.s. Please feel free to let Les Dennis know about this episode. Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Fa...

Stories this week include: Japanese man dials up restraining order. Budding escapologist throws yule log at police. Lightweight doppelganger found for heavy-boned cat. Sex-mad duck has pecker removed. We engage in a spot of advert calendar gaslighting... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Ex-Babestation model helps restore faith in humanity.  Santa's sack captured in chocolate.   Giant statue of baby Jesus reveals True Colours. School shames fussy child by disclosing toilet habits. Rob gets genuinely irritated... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Questionable bed and breakfast opens in Norwich. Doctor takes the p*ss out of airline passenger. Suspicious sausages blight Bristol. The New Forest Satanist Society denies knowledge of sheep murders. The nob gags hit an all-time high... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Police launch controlled demolition of family home to apprehend suspect. Faecal shower health craze reaches Los Angeles. KFC announces offensive gravy pot promotion just in time for Christmas. Sex shop mannequin raid averted by enigmatic Good Samaritan We discuss our application for a Royal Warrant... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.co...