LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News!

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Stocky man trapped in luggage space mistaken for suitcase by driver. After letter of apology to newspaper about homemade explosives, local man found with homemade reactor and box of Uranium-235. Burglars retu...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Local couple traumatised after dead cat falls from sky. Hedgehog trained in propaganda helps war effort. Man lies to wife about disappearance of garlic bread after shopping trip. Local scrounger given obscure...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Local man impersonates police officer after cyclist failed to use correct hand signals. Former Chelsea striker accused of diving before Olympic torch handover in Swindon. Police suspect foul play after second...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Council dedicates new bus stop to the "Dear Leader". Charity to give bicycle maintenance classes to remote African tribes. Burglars ransack charity shop and make off with items totalling £8.93. Environmentali...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Local man threatens to name and shame 60's popstar after dangerous cow overtaking manoeuvre. Dead yeti mistaken for dead Shetland pony by local woman. Cyclist convicted of indecent exposure makes claim of usi...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Garden furniture stolen from mythical land. Frank Spencer lookalike fingered in police e-fit. Burglar steals copper piping and water tank to fuel Umbongo habit. Local boy arranges party to celebrate failure o...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Local paper runs 'Spot the Dead Badger' competition. Overworked police officer gets child to complete e-fits. Dirty beaver found in Plymouth. Sand artist up in arms after local council destroy dream home.  Al...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Local boy refutes claim that proceeds from charity curry night funded terror organisations in Kenya. Ray Mears to start new survival show focusing on killing/eating inner city domestic animals. Local women sh...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Dartford's "Average Man of the Year" competition receives record number of applications . Local passenger admits paying premium for 'authentic Titanic experience' after being airlifted from Titanic Memorial C...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Local residents complain after public convenience continues to be used as lift. After first face-to-face encounter with rabbit, police sergeant admits daughter has been keeping plastic bag as pet. Cast of new...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Woman shocked after handbag is stolen from 'secure' sunken flowerbed. After objections from local residents, missile installations on Blackheath to double as Olympic starter pistol. Local businessman poisons...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Shortage of telephone numbers brings town to bring of anarchy. Local loser sprains ankle after aggressive job hunt. Local school children forced to construct law enforced robots in breakaway state. (Fictitiou...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Gypsy master operates roofing scam with band of gullible mugs. Council threatens to close ex-soldier's killer animal training camp. Also revealed:  Rob sets Alex his first phonetic alphabet challenge. And muc...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Communist state begins printing own currency. Dog-napping to order reaches record high in South East London. Diversity service closes after remit is exposed as too inclusive. Theives still on the run despite...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Rocket crash in school playground unfortunately records no fatalities. 100 kilos of used bras and a box of pencils to be sent to the Gambia after charity appeal. Lovers flock to the back seat of M25 tour bus....

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Octogenarian spends 30 hours in lay-by surviving on nothing but Werther's Originals. Father of 'Hero' carpenter misquotes biblical proverb. Reporter sells family possessions to pawn shop. 'Cat Catcher' 2000 d...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Man fined after forcing pet alligators to wear spectacles. Newly married woman cheats on husband with parrot. After years at sea, long lost brothers reunite to bring down capitalism. Also revealed: Rob's asto...