LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News!

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Swindon awarded coveted Cleanest Fountain accolade after mischievous prank.  Victim blames one-legged criminal for Atheism.  Council apologises after off-hand comment from local resident accidentally leads...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Forgettable wedding guest denies destroying pine tree.  Woman attacked by killer mould.  Local idiot finds idiotic letter in a bottle.  Final curtain falls on career of beloved local journalist.  Also revea...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Charity runners awarded with tetanus jab after completing race across Hampstead Heath.  Local council refuses to act after expanding 'Act of God' definitions to include refuge collection.  Dirty judge flush...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: PCSO makes instructional video on bicycle theft.  Former police officer forms Maroon 5 tribute band after impromptu performance caught on CCTV during raid.  Tree destroys house after successful campaign to...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Shoplifters defend questionable selection of stolen items by citing upbringing as factor.  Fox returns stolen handbag after colour clashes with fur.  Manager of grooming salon reacts to dog haircut backlash...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Elaborate plan to win back ex-partner backfires for local restaurant worker.  Local man denies branding himself a hero after fighting off 'Hillary Clinton' during acid trip.  Family pet approached by national...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Deputy Mayor defends 'duck's arse' remark about employee's hairstyle by stating that it was an accurate observation. Police release wanted photographs of generic looking criminals.  Aspiring Editor attacks fi...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Man held at gunpoint outed as cyclist by local paper. Local resident alerts neighbourhood to depression by painting pillar box.  Banker does something immoral.  Stupid and irresponsible diabetic causes trail...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Budding comedy duo comes to abrupt end after untoward comment. Cat held against will finally speaks out after being taken in by local shopkeepers.  Wealthy pensioners start local limousine route after withdra...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Local man praised after beating off beaver. Museum of Garden Ornaments receives suspicious donation.  Woman complains to council about leaf-ridden forest. Supermarket unveils new hard-line customer complaints...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: KFC issues how-to Drive-Thru guide after customer drives into restaurant. Organisers of local pub crawl forced to disguise event as themed wheelbarrow race.  Local businessman finds inventive new use for sex...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Conman admits to crime after becoming unable to meet demands of numerous fictitious jobs. Pub buys Ferris wheel to attract underage drinkers back after bouncy castle theft.  Dogs shocked at primary school chi...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Crematorium outsources incinerator services to pest control company. Anger after neighbourhood door-to-door chainsaw salesman branded 'suspicious' by local newspaper.  Police reveal that a Mr D Attenborough h...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Pyjama Aid launched for donkey with Sweet Itch. Girl denies that lighthouse hobby is compensating for boyfriend's shortcomings.  Whale contacts police after vomit stolen from beach. Adventurous couple's lovem...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Chilli pepper thief left to sweat after eating ill-gotten gains. Glue factory up in arms as local circus rescues horses.  Children of middle class family traumatised by advances in modern technology. Local te...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Boy takes death plunge to get mother's attention. Couple repay Ronald McDonald House Charity by stealing golden arch shaped bed, toadstool table and mushroom chairs from room.  Travelling circus comes to town...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Spurned jockey covers ex-girlfriend's car in horse manure. Gang of burglars dressed as landscape gardeners target homes.  Locals call news story about cat barred from pub 'cat-astrophic'. Fire brigade defends...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Golfer on 'banana high' claims crow stole golf bag. Former crop circle creator 'discovers' new crop circle. Concern at World Record breastfeeding attempt as refreshment stall runs out of milk.  Criminal inves...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Workman caught in brothel without tools claims he misinterpreted client's comment about needing his toolbox. Dutch Olympic Team refuses to leave coach after experiencing taste of British heritage. Tramp moves...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Local man resorts to selling beloved boat after vandals urinate on sails. Lumberjack misplaces chainsaw after excessive consumption of energy drink. Cat left to fend off attackers after Fire Brigade fail to a...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Axe wielding manic claims attack was justified after spurned lover makes obscene request. Local man apologises after Higgs boson eBay prank results in creation of black hole. Elderly women mistakenly sells do...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Schoolgirls left traumatised after discovering local area lacks 3G signal. Controversial photograph of suicidal cat taken hours before death released. Local man has faith in justice system restored after bein...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Journalist deafens himself with Blu Tack after slow news week. Pizza cures boy's irrational fear of public toilets. Conman defends quality of Sunny Walkmans and Potato iPhones.  Inflatable Stonehenge branded...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Unremorseful housewife claims cat 'had it coming' despite retaliation attack. Tramp removes parking meter after refusing to pay to park shopping trolley. Jealous woman complains to council about amorous neigh...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Local idiot considers buying lock after theft of eighth consecutive bicycle. Pizza restaurant moves to trademark dish after ceiling falls into customer's dessert. Miserable child believed to be reincarnation...