LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News!

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Criminal receives 'Get out of Jail' free card after successfully committing all known offences. 'Money over Humanity' slogan dropped by global restaurant chain.  Mayor outlines controversial crocodile d...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com       Stories this week include: Bananas uncovered as new gateway drug. Top ten best sociopathic chat-up lines revealed.  Grieving Orpington man denies knowledge of pre-booked break to Amsterdam after funeral. Croydon chosen as new f...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com       Stories this week include: New fashionable dead mouse cocktail hits Shoreditch. Door-to-door brick saleman outraged by malicious allegations.  Supermarket chain agrees lucrative mineral water deal with local pond. Drunken man c...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com       Stories this week include: Customer mistakenly identifies insect found in kebab. University withdraws funding after remote controlled cockroach.  Pavlova theft sparks nationwide condemnation. Shrub implicated in swan murder. Al...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com       Stories this week include: Customer suggests anarchic new burger to fast food 'restaurant'. Journalist meets premature end over unsympathetic story.  Fairies discovered in rural barn. Tourist found using correct pronunciation r...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com       Stories this week include: Taxi driver discovers headlights after 13 years in the business. Pigeon fancier grounded by council.  English breakfast composition discussion descends into anarchy. Significant breakthrough in histor...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Mysterious rise in repetitive strain injury in Stroud. 26 liars revealed after local survey on television ownership.  Work-shy gypsy curses haunted council house. Grandmother mourns loss of crap Christmas p...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Deputy Chief Sewer Flusher once again overlooked for promotion. Mysterious dusty vase found among Christmas presents.  Missing dog loses picture competition. Train Operating Company denies passenger culling...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Kidnapper passes through customs after producing consent letter from victim's father. Police finger suspect in prosthetic arm theft.  Makers of Monopoly struggle to fill board with local landmarks for new S...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: One man responsible for shock Whitehall biscuit budget overspend. Cultured man exiled from Croydon.  Local entrepreneur admits nonexistence sales of new Remembrance Day ice cream. Lamb's heart revealed as m...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Man offered under-the-counter sheep in pub. Fisherman mistakes fish for crocodile.  Multilingual vigilante gives burglars good hiding. Former England midfielder gives poem to tattooist. Also revealed:  Alex...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     No headlines this week as they've become caught in the Christmas decorations.   Also revealed:  We mourn the loss of a particular 1980's cartoon family .

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     No headlines this week as they have contracted a virus and have subsequently been quarantined.   Also revealed:  We mourn the loss of the Editor's Eye.. .

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     No headlines this week as they were mistaken thrown onto a bonfire.   Also revealed:  We talk cold hard numbers...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   No headlines this week due to a scary clown.   Also revealed:  We laugh a bit too hard...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   No headlines this week as a naughty dog ate them.   Also revealed:  We discover that Andrew Parkes has a twitter account (@ParkesTheEditor)

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Due to a printing error, there's no headlines this week.      

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Cheap sex toy causes titillation among customers.  Pantomime cow cull begins in Stroud. Pensioner knocked sparko by apologetic attacker. Council defends new revenue stream through narcotics grown in city ce...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Man takes photo of bridge maintenance.  Neighbour's unrequited love manifests itself in tedious poem. Roller skating grandmother threatened by child with voice like Ian Paisley. Woman slammed for owning car...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Bomb disposal team carries out controlled explosion on WWII traffic cone.  Cry for help results in brewery challenge for local editor. Abused parrot finally speaks out. McDonald's introduces McTragic meal f...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Council criticized after including brothel expenses in pensioner's budget plans. Shoddily painted boulders vandalised.  Fast food restaurant slammed after enforcing equine drive-thru ban. Woman startled by...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Former Dallas star refutes alleged homophobia at local bowling alley. Jazz musician Reindeer Shank found safe and well in Blackheath.  Woman vows to never return to London after foot licking horror. Saved c...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Band of rogue journalists deny stealing fencing for new theme park. Social worker subjects reluctant family to fried chicken.  Elvis fans flock to Croydon after misleading promotional video. 49-year-old for...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: Owner of doomed hardware store accused of parking space theft. Coroner mistakenly asked to repair guttering at care home.  Large member picks fight with man dressed as large member. Couple in shock after ex...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com   Stories this week include: The Six Million Dollar Man spotted in Bexley charity shop. Council installs telephone box themed urinals.  Unprovoked plaiting treated as hate crime. Unicorn seeks asylum in Russia after forged documents di...