LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News!

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com       Stories this week include: Street performer burned at the stake for witchcraft in Woolwich. Man admits that unwitting lie to girlfriend led to international campaign. College of Psychic Studies graduate fails to see link to ter...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Mushroom enthusiast and fun guy suspected of sexual foraging . Helicopter pilot questions structural rigidity of brick wall belonging to Communist. Fully grown male found wrapped around boiler in family...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Council ridicules resident after failing to identify an apple . Boxer arrested after claiming left hook healed the sick. Pub chain deny dirty dishcloth cover-up. Obedient Wives Club admits booking error...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Pensioner traumatised by protruding door excluder flashbacks . Insurance company quietly selves comprehensive straw cover policy. Se7en themed birthday party brought to abrupt end after present giving....

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Man caught off guard by pomegranate . Survey finds that 1 in 5 believe London to be separate country. Travelling meat salesmen questioned by police. Ninja turtle prime suspect in turf war shooting. Also...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Sentient cash machine turns political. Shopping trolley celebrated as local hero after filling void in station car park. Market trader prosecuted after selling sex pills to underage seahorses. Cat takes...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Diabetes charity falls victim to ironic burglary. Protester disavowed by Anonymous collective after failing to understand the definition of anonymity. Historians ridicule 'ludicrous' link between road s...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Man reunited with semi-naked father. Sailor blames map of Southampton for almost certain death. Repeat victim of raw sewage floor contemplates move. Tesco reconsiders £50 Oddbins voucher for participant...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Recently found left-handed teenager missing again. Police smash anti-feline terrorist ring. Conman facing jail time after conning woman with biscuity treat scam. Racist unsurprisingly racist. Also revea...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Tesco introduces mandatory chocoloate bar identification training. Tests reveal that mystery object found in loaf of bread to be 15th century Papal ring. Gnomes held in police custody on firearms charge...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Animatronic tyrannosaurus stolen from council estate in Hackney. Cockle boat owner denies bragging to locals about prosthetic leg sale. Father struggles to feed monster baby. Supermarket giant refuses t...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Sex shop trails drone delivery service. Stationery shortage results in city farm taking drastic action. Impoverished volunteer bailiff beheads swan. Police fail to find cat in showering woman video desp...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Man answers phone up to six times a day. Fusion takeaway admits that curry surprise ingredients may have been somewhat ambiguous. Extremely low budget Hulk remake filmed in Deptford. Millionaire incites...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Reporter milks large nippled dog story. Couple deny illicit hotel liaison with escort rabbit. Primary school defends work experience programs with strip club and travelling circus. 'Pet of the Week' sto...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Gambling addict prosecuted after placing bet on length of time before child stolen from outside bookmakers. Miraculous improvement in child's eyesight after told to move closer to objects. Police Commis...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Fly-tipping of unwanted eagles on increase. Swans destroyed by spawn of scum parents. 81-year-old crow attack victim makes dubious career claim. Passenger indignant after staff refuse discount on day re...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: KFC attempts to woo lucrative funeral trade with allocated park spaces for hearses. Orange unveils new 'Pathetic' price plan for contemptible customers. Former decorator still single despite lonely hear...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Mass brawl at bus garage open day following disparaging Routemaster joke. Deadly cheetah on loose is 'occupational hazard' claims owner. UKIP candidate makes spurious claim that homeless foreigner took...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Emergency services question soaring costs of superfluous rescue boat. Family man moves back in with parents after hilarious prank comes to fruition. High Priestess denies link between dirty nappies and...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Nick Griffin, BNP Chairman denies shameless attempt to secure female vote by canvassing in drag. Police close-in on amateur social worker after stethoscope found in hedgerow. Mice annex council house an...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Discredited historian claims clowning profession descended from Jesus. Dramatic increase in requests for Victorian hairstyles reports salon. School introduces corset and suspenders discussion to sex and...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Seven-year-old headteacher ushers in changes reminiscent of Victorian workhouse. Swingers delighted by Black Bullhead discovery. Clown shortage unrelated to ongoing police operation says clown union, No...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Local pub praised for security measures in review. Woman inherits supermarket empire after finding rancid pastrami. Fast food chain defends advertisements aimed at pets. Grandmother threats bouncer afte...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Disgruntled park keeper admits laying poison sandwich traps. Smoke alarm aid burns in fire. Arsene Wenger denies Joan of Arc rumour. Pathetic child distressed after find rat in bed. Also revealed:  How...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Flying ace Sidcup Morrison knighted in Queen's Birthday Honours List. Greendale residents outraged after postmaster alleged to resemble dead tree. Newspaper launches top ten list competition after news...