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Stories this week include: King George III inadvertently takes social media by storm. Amazon's new delivery service proves wildly unpopular. Bride and groom fall short of having the time of their lives.  Crystal Palace mascot flies to Newcastle for job interview.  Also revealed:  We discuss the eagerly awaited return of Mr Ames...   Website:   http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:   https://www.face...

Stories this week include: Croydon finally gets the hero it never deserved. Arkansas man gets biblical in the name of freedom. Internal investigation into police biscuit theft starts to crumble.  Magic money tree blamed for road littered with banknotes in Epping Forest.  Also revealed:  Would anyone listen to a podcast called 'Bee Talk'?   Website:   http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:   https://w...

Stories this week include: Accidentally topless Little Mermaid swimsuit surprise hit with single, middle-aged men. Homeless family refuses council house after second storey tent extension nears completion. Bus driver in the sh*t after taking wrong turn Councillors unanimously approve chauffeur for town cat.  Also revealed:  The tension is palpable...   Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:...

Stories this week include: Man celebrates first day at new job by leaving early and threatening to burn down manager's house. Couple no longer alarmed by clock stuck in wall. RSPCA rescues goose trapped in thong. Toerag steals mummified digit from signature cocktail.  Also revealed:   We discuss the correct way to dispose of a dead goose...

Stories this week include: 'Problem' cat elected to town council. Police investigation into hand dryer thefts hotting up. Common pineapple takes art world by storm. Ill-conceived low budget remake of Animal Farm lands director in court.  Also revealed:   We establish the South Norwood Animal Tracking and Cat Helpline (SNATCH)...

Stories this week include: Croydon changes town motto to 'No Town is Perfect'. Crisis brewing as Japan faces 'super-mature' adult film star shortage. Man committed to moving lawn. Charity shop sees surprise surge in sales after explicit photos discovered amongst donations.  Also revealed:   We receive an offer we can't refuse...

Stories this week include: Black Magic Badger Killers to play fundraiser for neighbourhood witches. Unique Automated Blessing Robot wages holy war against own congregation. Local man believes time traveller may have been captured on old school photograph. Three-legged 'horse' fails to win Poundworld Steeplechase.  Also revealed:   We find out what Rob would be willing to do for money...

Stories this week include: Sad badger spotted at car boot sale. Council praised for installation of human faecal bags in local park. Grandmother takes scenic route to hospital appointment. Nurse makes playful comparison between elderly care home resident and Jabba the Hut.  Also revealed:   We relish a potential legal challenge...

Stories this week include: Bistro leaves unpleasant taste in mouth following ill-conceived joke. Man struggles to let go of dead brother. Literally. Cheating husband admits to morning Pernod. Irrelevant rapper organises immersive Lord of the Flies experience.  Also revealed: Rob encounters the mythical porn fairy...

Stories this week include: Middle aged man gatecrashes outward bound holiday for disadvantaged teens.  Cross-dressing basketball player passes peacefully after learning of Trump's impeachment.  Man fails to find anything in his back garden. Twice.  4/5 people in Greater Manchester confused by the prospect of sex on a wine rack.    Also revealed: We try not to mention Hitler...

Stories this week include: Nationwide chain store to stop stuffing rabbits into chocolate eggs for Easter.  Chelmsford in uproar following Burger King prank.  Pensioner claims full grown gorilla will fit in a Vauxhall Cavalier.  North Korea vows retaliation against local paper after Pyongyang compared to Skegness.    Also revealed: We take time to reflect on the sacrifice made by chocolate Benedic...

Stories this week include: Donkey with low self-esteem struggling to skate again. Renamed shopping street 'Archway to Hell' sees surprise decline in sales. Local town beats off stiff competition to be named 'Pervert Capital of the United Kingdom'. Charity fundraiser cancelled due to lack of interest.     Also revealed: Would you consider contributing towards Rob's honeymoon?

Stories this week include: Supermarket manager attempts to cut short impromptu guitar solo by eight-year-old. 'Celebrated' editor takes to his keyboard to vent fury at pigeon-feeding pensioner. Drunk man fails to order Happy Meal from car wash. An alarming new crave called 'Water Drinking Battle for Men' is sweeping Japan .     Also revealed: We spend too much time perfecting our Roland Rat impres...

Stories this week include: Jobseeker fails interview after struggling to answer probing questions. Corpse successfully contests rigged election. 'Greggs the Delicatessen' denies employing rats to manage mouse infestation at local store. Councils told to stop named streets after potential sex offenders .     Also revealed: We come up with a new slogan for Birds Eye...

Stories this week include: New human speed bump proving unpopular with motorists. Man reluctantly admits that 3 hours in A&E preferable to watching Newcastle United. Cheltenham in shock after unripe avocado used in drive-by. Canary bears uncanny resemblance to an angry Cheeto .     Also revealed: Rob admits to being a Harvester apologist...

Stories this week include: Busty bust-up in Toby Carvery. Village resident regrets selling lover to circus. Father's fury at sh*tty swing in sh*tty park. Cornish newspaper breaks Trump 'exclusive'.     Also revealed:  The Graduation Theory gathers momentum...

Stories this week include: All female Slayer tribute band denies link to Croydon (and surrounding area) Cat Killer. Matalan defends range of luxury gifts made by 'highest category of UK-based prisoners'. Shopper tries to locate mystery woman following basket banter. Police detain poaching gang following unpheasant discovery.     Also revealed:  Rob makes a cash offer...

Stories this week include: Woman shocked by exceptional breasts. Town refuses to recognise local hero that saved beloved pet from imaginary fire. Giant goose thought to be heading to Exeter. 'Expert' claims that the Ford Transit is the extra-terrestrial's light commercial vehicle of choice.     Also revealed: Concern grows for Alex's mental wellbeing...

Stories this week include: Firefighters stunned at duck's ability to swim in water. Local man insists that everyone should 'get it out' at Christmas. Foul-mouthed customer upset by free gift. Husband punches beaver for the first time, apparently.    Also revealed: We name a selection of Welsh recording artists...

Stories this week include: Saviour of poultry returns from the dead in Cornwall. Man with vendetta launches campaign to rid Gloucester of all pet felines. Factory worker engages in stand-off with armed police after mother revokes television privileges. Offensive Christmas decoration is this year's must have for Yewtree.   Also revealed: We wish all our listeners a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Y...

Stories this week include: 'West Country Disneyland' finally issued with a cease and desist for copyright infringement. Overweight son still upset despite a million wishes to the contrary. Police demand motorist pays for damage to mattress that caused A34 crash. Car park bones not human.   Also revealed: We address a formal compliant...

Stories this week include: Deer on beach reported to police. Lindsay Lohan dismisses Northamptonshire town. Man captures picture of ghost/dog on Snapchat. Smug b*stard awarded chocolate.   Also revealed: Alex smells his jeans...

Stories this week include: Police launch investigation into 'special interest' club established by Tory peer. Attention seeking roofer finds imaginative new way to embarrass himself. Delays to train service caused by wrong kind of squirrel. Aliens force man to go to bed.   Also revealed: Rob gets angry...

Stories this week include: Shopper severs own toe in protest at store's woeful Christmas display. Father admits concocting message in a bottle stunt to enliven mundane existence. Conservation peer may or may not have murdered family pet. Disagreement quickly slides into mass brawl.   Also revealed: We celebrate the New World Order...

Stories this week include: Better class of racist thug convicted in Poole. Off-roading pensioners incite cow stampede. Panthers believed to have infiltrated several FTSE 100 CEO posts. Harry Redknapp [REDACTED] [REDACTED] wife following [REDACTED] [REDACTED].   Also revealed: We reluctantly discuss a certain election...