Land of Eem: Actual Play

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A hidden door with a brass nose stares back at the party from deep in the Lost Willows—and the only way through is to smell like the right recipe. What starts as a simple dungeon crawl quickly turns into a chaotic puzzle as the party hunts the outcast Tricky Toe gangster Harn Twinbeard . His swamp hideout is designed to waste time, drain supplies, and make us...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! The Lost Willows are the kind of swamp where direction stops meaning anything, the air itself carries dread, and you can wander in circles like the land is laughing at you. In this episode of our Land of Eem Actual Play , the party continues the search for Harn Twinbeard while trying to survive poison, stink, and a black drake that keeps swooping in like a fl...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A professional drake hunter corners the party in a quiet Mushmash library—and instead of backing down, our heroes do what any sensible adventurers would do: double down on the chaos. Armed with a bargain-bin disguise, a hired trumpeter, and a half-baked plan, the group attempts to infiltrate the hunter’s next expedition. But their real objective still lurks d...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! Skeletons clatter from hidden doors, a cackling voice turns the ceiling into falling stone, and the party’s survival plan proves slipperier than the puzzle itself. Between missed swings and miracle saves, Hooch unlocks the true power of the beetle-carapace shield while Brendo weaponizes music to shove back an armored skeletal brute. When two bounty hunters cr...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! Locked underground with limited options, the party debates the true economics of dungeon crawling: escape now or chase glory later? A clumsy encounter with a used-to-be tiger turns into a clever getaway, setting the tone for a bold gamble—burn six hard-earned keys on a mythic horde and trust the dice. In true Land of Eem fashion, the risk pays off. The loot c...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A simple hunt for a drake and a rumored sword spirals fast when our heroes are ambushed by bog snaps, lose their bearings, and learn the hard truth that not every fight in a tabletop RPG is meant to be won. When the swamp itself opens up and swallows the party whole, this Land of Eem game session pivots from survival horror to inventive dungeon crawling—and t...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A swamp tavern, a bad plan, and a living tower that beats like a heart—this episode of our family-friendly Land of Eem TTRPG Actual Play goes from jokes to jeopardy fast. Joined by Bellow and Chini, we journey south to reach Dark Shroom Tower , a cult stronghold sealed behind Fungals that only open to foul words. The bluff works… until it doesn’t. When the el...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A promise to two worried mushroom folk sends us deep into the Quagmash , where every choice carries weight and every laugh hides a lurking threat. This episode of our family-friendly Land of Eem TTRPG Actual Play blends whimsical danger, chaotic encounters, and heartfelt roleplay as we trek toward Dark Shroom Tower —and the swamp makes sure we earn every step...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A hill that breathes, a lake that bites, and a knight who refuses to quit—just another day in the whimsical, family-friendly Land of Eem TTRPG Actual Play ! This episode dives deep into hexcrawling chaos across the Quagmash, where danger is playful, heartfelt, and delightfully unpredictable. If you love lighthearted fantasy roleplay and tabletop RPG adventure...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! The Land of Eem Actual Play returns with a squelching, swamp-soaked journey through the Quagmash—where the world doesn’t try to kill you outright so much as slowly wear you down . This episode is packed with whimsical danger, comedic chaos, and meaningful choices , perfect for fans of family-friendly TTRPG actual plays and the delightfully lighthearted world...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! The swamp doesn’t care if you’re ready—but in this Land of Eem Actual Play , our heroes limp in anyway, light on rations and heavy on jokes. What starts with broom-closet lodging, “swamp carrots,” and a roadside magic shop soon unravels into gang intrigue, dangerous travel, and a lead on the elusive Harn Twinbeard. Bogtown proves to be a crossroads: Charlie p...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! "You’re bringing a mascot costume to a toxic dive?” That’s just another day in Bogtown for our heroes in this episode of the Land of Eem Actual Play —a lighthearted yet high-stakes TTRPG adventure full of gangs, gators, and mutant mayhem. We kick things off with a tense alleyway standoff against Bonnie Badapple that spirals into full-on chaos when the Co...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! 🍜 What starts as a secret bard concert with a speakeasy vibe takes a sharp left turn into Bogtown’s most feared storefront: Nork’s Noodles. In this episode of our Land of Eem Actual Play , the party dives into criminal intrigue, kitchen warfare, and dangerous loyalties in the heart of the Mucklands. The plan was simple: pull a Yojimbo , infiltrate a gang, an...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! Bogtown’s underbelly comes alive with gang rivalries, conspiracies, and forbidden music in this whimsical yet perilous Land of Eem Actual Play adventure! Our family-friendly TTRPG campaign takes a dramatic turn as the party dives deeper into Bogtown’s hidden power struggles. Fresh off their victory in apprehending a Tricky Toe gang member for Detective Underb...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! Step into the whimsical chaos of Land of Eem Actual Play , where family-friendly fantasy RPG meets hilariously bad decision-making! In this episode, Brendo the Welkin Bard and Hooch the Mushroom Rascal are tasked by Inspector Maisel Underbrink with capturing Vern “the Burn” Mancini—Bogtown’s most notorious arsonist. But in true Land of Eem fashion, things qui...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! Welcome to Bogtown, where the streets are suspended over murky bogs, the cops wear copper helmets, and playing music can get you arrested. In this premiere episode of our new campaign, we meet Brendo Sim—a Welkin bard descended from the legendary lore-keeper Philo Sim—and Hooch Dundee—a three-foot-five mushroom rascal with a talent for creative fibbing. When...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! From a chance encounter with Sven the Yodeling Troll to a daring escape through a portal with the legendary Eye of Ek , our 63-episode Land of Eem Actual Play campaign has been nothing short of a whimsical TTRPG journey. This finale retrospective dives into the wildest moments of Riley and Galen’s adventures across the Mucklins—and the unforgettable cast of c...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! Land of Eem Actual Play | Season Finale – Eye of Ek, Volcano Showdown & the Door to Eppley Trapped atop Mount Terror with enemies closing in, Riley and Galen face their most dangerous moment yet in this epic season finale of the Land of Eem Actual Play Podcast . As Ulfrex the Cruel and his army of Felmog Knights and Sarpathy warriors storm the mountain, o...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! Land of Eem Actual Play | Into the Volcano – Magma Monsters, Pirate Ambushes & the Truth About Weldar Terror returns in this high-stakes episode of the Land of Eem Actual Play Podcast as Riley and Galen brave the deadly shores of Terror Island once more—this time with the reluctant Weldar in tow, a former villain now humbled in a tight Hawaiian shirt. Fro...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! Land of Eem Actual Play | Season 4 Premiere – The Rickety Curio & the Dangers of Terror Island Season 4 of the Land of Eem Actual Play Podcast begins with a narrow escape and a bold new quest. After defeating the Daggerheart pirates , Galen and Riley dodge the fallout of pirate politics and uncover a powerful relic tied to Galen’s family—the Rickety Curio...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! Season 3 Finale | Pirate Alliances, Sea Monsters & the Battle for Skelowack Strand The Land of Eem podcast sets sail for its most explosive episode yet! In this epic season finale , Galen and Riley join forces with the infamous Captain Verma Woodenfoot and the Pirate Court to launch a daring assault on the Daggerhearts’ lighthouse stronghold —a pirate for...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! What happens when you stumble upon a secret pirate hideout and then accidentally sell that information to the very pirates you discovered? Pure chaos—and that's exactly what unfolds in this hilarious adventure through the treacherous waters of Hornswoggle Port. Fresh from discovering the Daggerheart Pirates' hidden lighthouse base, Riley and Galen s...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A chance rescue mission to the derelict Lookout Island lighthouse takes a dramatic turn when Captain Noggins and crew stumble upon a secret lair of the feared Dagger Heart pirates. But discovery comes with danger when First Mate Galen narrowly survives a deadly pendulum trap, leaving him barely clinging to consciousness. Before this revelation, tensions aboar...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! The SS Noggin embarks on a perilous voyage through the treacherous waters of the Scaloac Strand! Our crew - featuring a blind navigator, two crab racks, and a collection of colorful sailors - quickly discovers that surviving the high seas demands more than just sailing skill. Immediately faced with the challenges of navigation, we encounter a peculiar trader...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A luxury yacht isn't exactly what comes to mind when planning a dangerous expedition to a place called "Terror Island," but that's precisely the vessel Rylee and Galen find themselves commanding. After finally reaching Muckland Harbor, they discover their old friend Noggin has transformed their galleon into a pleasure craft complete with s...