La Vita

When asked ‘HOW ARE YOU’? How do you respond? 🌚 You’re not fine? Who wants to know? 😀

Many are mad, many on SM, few are roaming 😂😂 Are you really mad, abi na poverty & hunger? Is your madness legit? 🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️

Healthy - Pride - Toxic - Unhealthy - Boundary 🌚 Your umbilical cord is not tied to any one! Borrow sense, waka!!!

friendTRUSTship - Do you TRUST your friend enough to leave them with your significant other? What is friendship without trust?

What do you value most in friendship?

Do MEN know & show friendship more? Are MEN better friends than women? Would a woman l!e to cover up/protect her female friend at all cost, like a man would do his guy? There’s Jerry! There’s Jide! & then again, there’s a Judas Iscariot scenario as painted here ✌🏾

{Stop casting & binding village people, the ‘winch’, your real enemy is within. Look!!🌚 Even if you sell the secrets to long life & prosperity, some friends will never… Don’t get carried away, they may poison your drink!…}

k! LL£r fRiEnDs you No FIT hide D€@D body FOR yOuR friend, but you fit k!\\ abi? 🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️

🤣🤣🤣🤣 … here’s what fRiEnDs have to say

“My bestie ‘dared’ me to have $3x with her BF, swore he wouldn’t fall for it. Well he did and…” 😩 P.S : No one usually agrees to being the ‘bad’ friend, we ‘all’ claim to be saints! Who are the friends who hurt friends then? Are they ghosts? 🌚

“I run when I see ladies from (…) part of Nigeria. Anyone I’m dating, that’s the one they want, & I was foolish… until one tried to snatch my husband” 😂 Lady, 45, shares experience with GIRL friends

Money or Relationships: Which opens doors faster? Who do you know? You’re too comfortable in your small circle of you & your 3 broke friends. Listen to this 👌🏾👌🏾

You’ve saved money to JAPA, process is almost set and it’s your entire savings you put into it. Your closest FRIEND (who has a medical condition) runs to you because he’s in dire need of money to save his life. Would you forfeit your relocation plans for your friend? RESPONSES : People have no chill 🤣😂🤣😂

That heart ‘pain’, 😂 that headache, that sleepless night, is not always village people; you may need to reconcile, apologize to that long lost friend. Someone you have dumped MAY just have the keys to something you want or the access to it. Swallow your pride, sh!t it out 🤣😂

Some friends will NEVER mention your name where there’re opportunities. Why? Your ‘leechy, broke’ friend who always collects money from you, is building his house…? Did you know? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

“I’m not a witch, I’m not jealous, so if you JAPA, marry, without telling me, you’re my enemy and I’ll take it personal. 😂😂 “I’ll cut ties, ‘cz you feel I’m not up to your level…” LADIES react to friends who keep JAPA moves secret.

Your FRIEND relocates without telling you, would you be angry, cut ties? “Jealousy! Witchcraft! You never can tell who’s who; you no fit know person finish, keep your moves private…” “Nobody keep secret pass who wan JAPA, I’ll be hurt if…” Episode with GUYS 😎😎

Should you ‘tell it all’ to a FRIEND, or…? Don’t you trust them enough? 🌚 Does friendship have expiry date?

“Ehnnn God is my only & best friend, and…!!!” Shut up & listen to this…

Can you forget your days of suffering? Do you think we’ve experienced the worse as a country? Did you vote with your head & from experience?

Election, Money & Social Media

My POS business will feed you & your family 😂😂😂 “While you’re snoring at 2am, I’m standing in the cold, hunting for cash” - Vendor lambastes Nigerians who think POS charges are outrageous, explains why. Naira now has black market value? What a record! 😢

Don’t bother ASKING to check his phone, give him sleeping pills, then… I don’t check if he’s cheating, I check his account balance I was my own husband’s side chick😢😢He was ‘avin s3x with the girl that introduced me to him. Snooping saved me from his public penis - Until I die, I’ll snoop Fear God & WOMEN! I haven’t recovered…

SAPA: Na ‘hope’ & ‘It is well’ we chop this Christmas. E remain small make we fry fowl feather. The most ‘expensive’ Christmas ever! “2022 Christmas humbled us, even Market empty…” Lamentations 25 : 12 🌚 by a concerned Nigerian 😫

‘She snooped, & for 5 days, she was still crying’ Using weird passwords like ‘babalawo’, MEN say “Dead or alive, don’t check your partner’s phone for your peace of mind; ‘don’t blame me for what you’ll find’”… ‘My wife has my password, but…’ SINGLE & MARRIED MEN share opinions on phone snooping, on using passwords their partners can’t guess even in 100yrs 🤔