La Vida Picante

What if you could be in several places at once? And what if you could die an indefinite amount of times and come back with different personalities? Well Locas, we did all of that so you don’t have to! Join us as we talk about Bong Joon-Ho’s latest masterpiece ‘Mickey 17’ which stars Edward Cull-I mean Robert Pattinson as Mickey 17 and 18! That’s right! There’s double the Edward Cullens!

We’ve never left y’all locas! There hasn’t been a time that we didn’t think about you…WE’RE BACK! SADDER and BOUGIER than ever!! Welcome back to La Vida Picante…

Everybody always says “Come on Barbie, let’s go party!” but they never ask “Come on Barbie, what’s wrong?” For a fun drinking game take a shot every time we say “Barbie” or “Ken” and see how far you get!

Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer

Not all doors should be opened…except this one! Follow us as we enter the red door and face the lipstick man himself…Darth Maul!

Journey with us into the magical world of Wes Anderson! That’s right Wes Anderson, he’s from Texas and his dad’s name is Texas.

Another episode about everything except the actual movie. I mean…did we actually need another Transformers movie??

It’s time to address the elephant in the room…Ezra Miller…

In a galaxy far, far away (no, this is not about Star Wars) we follow a group of friends who have become chosen family as they navigate life’s pitfalls and discover who they really are along the way. Please join us in welcoming the third installment of The Guardians of the Galaxy…

This time it ain’t just about being fast locas! Ask any racer, any real racer, it don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s winning. FasTEN your seatbelts for Fast X!!

An experiment on feminism gone wrong. Is there really victory in the Victory Project or is it just a Rorschach ink blot? Join us in the simulation of Don’t Worry Darling.

Whodunnit locas?!?! We suspect foul play in this episode. Follow us as we join Benoit Blanc on his greatest mystery yet!

Bone app the teeth locas! We’re bringing you a delicious installment of culinary masterpieces! From farm to table to gluten free to ovolactovegetarian options. We break down The Menu, will you be joining us for dinner?

We’re going off the rails on this crazy train! Follow us through samurai fights, bullets in bullet trains, water bottles that have a mind of their own, and a quirky group of assassins! Join us with our guest speaker WarHead4Reelz for this…is…BULLET TRAIN!

WE’RE BACK! And more tired than ever, but we have more content for our lovely listeners. Y’all demanded more, and we have kind of…provided! Follow us as we continue our journey through badassery!

We bring you the best movie ever made in the history of cinema. Morbius. With its excellent acting and phenomenal screenplay, Scorsese himself said it was life changing. Jared Leto brings one of the best performances of his career. This has to be our favorite movie of all time, listen as we explain how this sole movie was the reason for our upbringing into the podcasting world. Enjoy!

Back from a long break we mark our return reviewing none other than the coming-of-age Horror film, "The Black Phone" starring Ethan Hawke, who plays the enigmatic magician, "The Grabber". Don't get into stranger's vans, kids. At times, it seemed like a fever dream rather than reality.  

Where the hell have y'all been locas??? That's right, we made it to Forks, Washington! We break down the global phenomenon that is The Twilight Saga. Follow our satire with sparkly vampires, contoured abs, and cheesy lines. Enjoy!

Just when you think you found an ordinary notebook on your front lawn, it turns out it's actually a magical notebook of death. That's right! Death Note! Nothing can prepare you for the morally ambiguous journey this seemingly ordinary notebook with it's mysterious rules will take you on!

In this episode we are taking a trip to Hawkins, Indiana. Home of the Upside Down! Follow us as we journey through the chapters of the fourth installment of Stranger Things. We go over new discoveries, loves, theories, and of course predictions which we found out are also theories! Enjoy the cinematic masterpiece of The Duffer Brothers.

Not Of Planet Earth or NOPE is a commentary on the power of social media and our perception of reality. Who better to spread this message, none other than acclaimed director, Jordan Peele. Follow us as we journey again into his twisted universe. Giddy up y'all!  

A more serious take on the spice, we are very serious movie reviewers in this episode! We go through the twisted rabbit hole of Jordan Peele's mind, first with the 2017 hit Get Out and then the 2019 hit Us. Keep up with us in this episode as we explore themes of ongoing racism and government coverups that can still be seen in today's world. Enjoy and be ready for NOPE premiering on July 22nd!

In a world where the moon is falling...we are still recording! Today, we preview the world's longest Lexus commercial and amazing air ride suspension and noise-cancelling cabin to prevent you from hearing the sounds of the apocalypse. Also of note, Halle Berry's comeback film and why do bad things keep happening to Patrick Wilson??

A look into the future of cinema and THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!! That's right! this is.....'Her' starring Joaquin Phoenix and ScarJo!  Joaquin Phoenix falls in love with ScarJo's voice...who wouldn't? Meanwhile, ScarJo is talking to 8,316 people at the same time.  Tune in and listen to us deep dive into what it means to be human and fall in love.

A journey into Baz Luhrmann's Elvis, starring Austin Butler and Tom Hanks. Fresh from the movie theater, we bring you our review.