KZOK Mornings

Why did this chick stab her husband in the neck!? Well, because his mother tried to butt in regarding their wedding venue. Is this the first OH FLORIDA Story Of The Day that actually kinda makes sense? No one likes a nosy MIL!

It's mothaflippin' Friday Jr. up in here so Sarah & Gibbons sure acted a fool all morning long. The long-lost 102nd Dalmation (actually an idiot from Florida dressed like a dog) ALMOST escaped the cops after leading them on a high-speed chase. Gotta check out the OH FLORIDA Story Of The Day. Axl Rose's birthday is today so the KZOK Question Of The Day was: Who Has The Best Voice In Rock? There...

FAMILY DRAMA ALERT! James was asked by his brother, an aspiring chef, to open up with wallet and partner with bro to open up a restaurant because James has the spare cash. Ol Jimbo declined, citing many restaurant failures for being the reason. Bro called him a JERK! Do you think James is a JERK or JUSTIFIED?!

Sure, we all WISH we were going into a three-day weekend coinciding with that big football game happening on Sunday…but we’re not. Keep the positivity going and tell Sarah & Gibbons something you’re looking forward to!

In celebration of Axl Rose’s birthday, today’s KZOK Question Of The Day was “Who has the best voice in all of rock and music?” The KZOK Universe did NOT disappoint with their responses. Give the clip a listen.

This is true story of what happens when a dummy dresses like a dog, takes cops on a high-speed chase and escapes! Buuuut it doesn't end there. Cops caught up and...well ya GOTTTA listen to hear what this dude's girlfriend said to police when they showed up. OH FLORIDA!

Giddy up! Grab your partner by the waist, look in their face and scream "I NEED TO HEAR KZOK MORNINGS!" Enjoy this Hump Day edition of the program. Highlights include but are not limited to: a 7-Eleven clerk got beaten with a banana in OH FLORIDA!, National Weatherperson's Day led to the KZOK Question Of The Day being about the sexiest professions, Rick Jones in studio for a live LIFE COACH, A fan...

Marci grew tired of her in-laws constantly spoiling her kids, so she asked them to please stop. Her husband called her a total jerk, but she feels like they have more than enough and that she's justified. Whose side will YOU be on after hearing this clip?!

Today is National Weatherperson's Day. Most weatherpeople are pretty friggin' hot. So today's KZOK Question Of The Day was: What profession do you find sexy?! Lots of salacious answers here! Giggity.

As if working at 7-Eleven wasn't hard enough, it's a whole lot tougher when you're being bludgeoned to bejesus by a banana-weilding bozo! Sounds crazy, right...til you realized it took place in Florida. Get all the details when ya check out this clip.

Today's episode has got soul...and it's superbad. Okay only from of those statements is true. What a wild Tuesday it was! The OH FLORIDA Story Of The Day was a crashing and dashing affair. The KZOK Question Of The Day regarding which pranks you pulled as a kid got some great responses from the KZOK Universe. Listener Shelly thought she was able to stump Gibbons The Great. Find out if she did! Aaaa...

Tessa works from home and is tired of doing all the cooking, so she told her boyfriend he's going to have to start cooking dinner half the time. He called her a jerk because he doesn't work from home and doesn't want to cook. Do YOU think Tessa is a JERK or JUSTIFIED?!

Gibbons morphs into Gibbons The Great and has the ability to guess which celebrity is on your brain. He hasn't been stumped yet, but Shelly thinks she's got JUUUUUUST the celeb to do it!  Find out by listening to this clip!!

A dummy was arrested recently after prank calling 911 over SEVEN THOUSAND TIMES! This led to Sarah & Gibbons making the KZOK Question Of the Day: What prank did you play as a child? Got some hilarious responses, including a dude who had a total breakdown when he got caught mid-prank!

"Hey! You can't park there!" is probably a direct quote from someone who witnessed today's OH FLORIDA Story Of The Day. Hmmm....I wonder if the driver of said parked car was drunk. YUP!!

To say today's episode of KZOK Mornings was a little wild and crazy would be an understatement! Where else are you going to hear breaking news that could definitely alter your Super Bowl plans?! Only here! Anyone else asking you to share your Good News on a Monday morning? NOPE just Sarah & Gibbons. Is there another place where you can actively discuss who you'd love to have an affair with? I...

Molly's dad is the king of Dad Jokes! Sounds pretty awesome, right? NO WAY says Molly, who got called a jerk when she asked her dad to stop with the constant Dad Jokes. Do YOU think Molly is a JERK or JUSTIFIED? Maybe your opinion will change after you hear this clip!

Mondays usually suck, so Sarah & Gibbons make it a point to ask: What's Your GOOD News?! Turns out, there are good things going on and happening with a bunch of people in the greater Seattle area! Listen to the clip!

Did you know that February is "An Affair To Remember" Month? Well, it's true! To celebrate, today's KZOK Question Of The Day was: Who would you LOVE to have an affair with? My oh myyyy were there some scandalous responses from you lovely people!

Going to Wingstop doesn't usually turn a massive brawl involving hot grease and ranch dressing......something you'd only believe if it happened in OH FLORIDA! You definitely don't wanna miss this story. Enjjoy the clip!!!!

I can guarantee you've never heard Seahawks LEGEND, podcast host, and all-around good guy Jon Ryan like this before. Sarah & Gibbons gave Jon the chance to rant about ANYTHING he wanted and, boy oh boy, Jon did NOT hold back! Listen to this clip to hear which Seattle Landmark completely set Jon off this morning!

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY!!!! Kick off the weekend in the best way possible, by listening to today's ENTIRE episode of KZOK Mornings without music!! Just a whole bunch of hilarity from Sarah & Gibbons and the KZOK Universe. What are you looking forward to in Febrary? T'was today's Question Of The Day and got some great responses. Y'all shared some hilarious jokes for DAD JOKE FRIDAY. And results we...

Pat's wife called him a jerk for not buying his kid a car. He thinks he's justified and that the kid should save up his own money for the car. Are you thinking Pat is a JERK or JUSTIFIED?!

They're corny. They're stupid. But dammit, they're also so riduculous that they're funny!!! Get ready for DAD JOKE FRIDAY!!!!!!!! Awwwww yeah!!!!!!

With February a day away, today's KZOK Question Of The Day was: What's something you're looking forward to in February? Raise your hand if you're more than ready for Spring Training! (Raises hand) LFG!