KZOK Mornings

Holy Schinckes! It was a wild Thursday this morning. A couple got busted playing Hot Dogs and Donuts outside of a Wendy's in OH FLORIDA. With Valentine's Day being tomorrow, the KZOK Question Of The Day was: What's Your Best Pick-Up Line? The KZOK Universe shared things they're Looking Forward To. Aaaaand a debate about Jackson was a JERK or JUSTIFIED for running out of the store after his kid bro...

Jackson's kid broke something at the grocery store. Instead of paying for it, Jackson grabbed the kid and bolted from the store. His wife called him a total JERK but he feels he was JUSTIFIED and that insurance would pick up the tab. Check out this clip and decide which side you're on!

Of course we're looking forward to the weekend...but there's a lot more to anticipate and that's why Sarah & Gibbons ask on Thursdays: What Are Ya Lookin' Forward To?!

On this Valentine's Day Eve, Sarah & Gibbons wanna know your-go pick-up line. Sure, they don't work MOST of the time....but never say NEVER! Enjoy listening to today's KZOK Question Of The Day!

I don't know about you, but when I think about getting freaky deaky, I think about WENDY'S! Ya know who else thinks that way? The two folks who were featured in today's OH FLORIDA Story Of The Day!!! Giggity!

Allow Sarah & Gibbons to guide you through the mid-week blues. Laugh at the silliness of others, like the DUI attorney who got a taste of his own medicine on today's OH FLORIDA Story Of The Day. Giggle along as we celebrated Goonies star Josh Brolin's birthday by asking What's your favorite 80's Movie. If you don't laugh when you hear what made Sarah say HELL TO THE NAH this morning, you have...

Melissa was given a family heirloom while dating her now-ex. He dumped her and is now asking for it back. She told him no and that it's hers now. He called her a JERK. Give a listen to this clip and decide if YOU think Melissa is a JERK or JUSTIFIED!

You GOTTTTTTAAA hear what made Sarah say HELL TO THE NAH this morning. It was almost like Groundhog Day for her, but in a terribly cold way. Get alllll the details by checking out this clip!

Happy Birthday to Goonies star Josh Brolin! In keeping with this celebration of an 80s movie icon, today's KZOK Question Of The Day is "What's your favorite 80s movie?". We took SO MANY TRIPS down memory lane!!!

What happens when a DUI attorney maybe has a few too many cocktails and decides to get behind the wheel? Wellllll.....you can probably tell by the title of this clip. Dummy's going to jail! OH FLORIDA!

Welcome to your one-stop shop for ALLLL audio related to KZOK Mornings. What a great Tuesday it was. We had a wild OH FLORIDA Story Of The Day involving a dude snitching on himself after barking like a dog. Many stories of awesome concert t-shirts were shared when discussing today's KZOK Question Of The Day.. Rich in Bellevue attempted to stump Gibbons The Great. Listener Mark was deemed a JERK fo...

Mark was gifted a bottle of booze by his boss and regifted it to someone else AT WORK!!! He got called a JERK but thinks he's JUSTIFIED, as he doesn't drink. Listen to this clip then decide for yourself if you think he's a JERK OR JUSTIFIED!!!

Rich in Bellevue was convinced that today was the day that HE was going to stump Gibbons The Great. Was GTG able to guess which celebrity was on Rich's mind?! Gotta listen to this clip to find out!

Today is National White T-Shirt Day. That's hella boring, so today's KZOK Question Of The Day was: What is your favorite concert t-shirt?! Took some great trips down Memory Lane here! Check out the clip.

Why would a dude spend over an hour in a store barking like a dog AND THENNNN basically snitch on himself when the cops showed up? The answer is kinda SHOCKING.....and kinda not. This type of insanity only goes down in OH FLORIDA!

Should today be a national holiday? YES...but it's not, so get ready to rock with Sarah & Gibbons. Wild times were had during the Super Bowl. Gibbons partied HARD and Sarah made enough food for an army. A food fight in Florida turned into felony charges. The KZOK Question Of The Day regarding Side Hustles brought out the many creative ways that the KZOK Universe makes ends meet. Good News was...

Paul's wife wants to have a MASSIVE birthday party for their ONE-YEAR-OLD. We're talkin' 30-50 people. Paul told his wife it's a waste of time and money. Wifey called Paul a total JERK! Will you think Paul is a JERK or JUSTIFIED after hearing this clip?? There's only ONE WAY to find out!

Sure, almost everyone is hungover today after the Super Bowl, but that's not what this is about! Sarah & Gibbons love starting the week off with some positivity, so they ask: What's Your Good News?!

In 2025, the days of having one job are mostly a thing of the past. With today's KZOK Question Of The Day, Sarah & Gibbons wanted to know what your side hustle is. Many members of the KZOK Universe have some pretty dope ones. What's YOUR Side Hustle?!

Food Fights are usually fun and innocent.....unless they happen in Florida. Then they qickly escalated to attempted vehicular homicide. This is the perfect kind of OH FLORIDA Story Of The Day to listen to as you nurse your Super Bowl hangover!

Hey lush! Have fun! It's the weekend! As you do your party prep for the Big Game, let Sarah & Gibbons entertain you like no other morning show can! I'm talkin' some really funny ish, like an OH FLORIDA Story Of The Day involving a nosy mother-in-law and a well-used pair of scissors. Seahawks legend, podcast host, and all-around dope human Jon Ryan joined the show and ranted about normalizing m...

Michelle told her fiancé that she wants to keep her last name after they get married and he thinks it’s a total JERK move. Today’s Jerk Or Justified featured some VERY passionate answers from the KZOK Universe. Who do YOU side with after hearing this clip?

Ya know why DAD JOKE FRIDAY is the best part of the week? Well, because deep down inside, we’re all dumb, immature and LOVE childish humor. Kick back and enjoy this clip!

Each Friday, Sarah & Gibbons are joined by Seahawks legend Jon Ryan, who ranst about whatever the hell is on his mind. I’m willing to bet NO ONE who’s reading this right now can predict what he was VERY passionate about today. Let’s just say, the word “bootycheeks” was used more than once. Give it a listen!

Gibbons has a stupid tattoo of a microphone that looks more like an ice cream cone and he completely regrets it. Do YOU have any Tattoo Regret? There were LOTS of amazing responses. Check out today’s KZOK Question Of The Day.