KZOK Mornings

Ryan's dad wants Ryan to be the best man at Dad's wedding...but since Dad cheated on Ryan's mom, Ryguy said HELL NO! Dad called him a jerk but he feels completely justified! Check out this clip and see who you agree with!

Happy April Fools Day!!! BELIEVE NOTHING THAT YOU SEE TODAY!! Have you ever been gullible and fallen for a dumb prank? Enjoy Sarah's Question Of The Day!

Don't even worry that the weekend is in the rearview mirror. Put on your big person pants, pop in some earbuds, and get ready to listen to today's ENTIRE show without music! Hilarity including but not limited to: KZOK Question Of The Day Jerk or Justified, SMARTICUS, and a whole lot more! Your ears thank you in advance for listening!

Gloria saw some salacious social media posts from a coworker and told her boss, resulting in her co-worker getting suspended AND calling Gloria a JERK. Give this clip a listen and decide for yourself if you think Gloria is a JERK or JUSTIFIED!

Happy birthday to legendary actor Christopher Walken! He's had SO MANY epic roles, one being in Pulp Fiction. Lots of people say they've seen that movie MANY MANY MANY TIMES, which led to today's KZOK Question Of The Day: What movie have you seen the most amount of times?!

It's been a LOOOONG week. Kick off the weekend in the best way possible: by listening to today's show...FREE OF MUSIC! Wanna hear all about Opening Day? BOOOM! What's your favorite beer? The KZOK Question Of The Day got a bunch of great responses. Seahawks legend Jon Ryan joined the show to rant about people who brag about their March Madness Brackets. And Jerk OR Justified was about a lovely life...

Casey waited ten minutes in the laundromat before removing a stranger's clothes from the dryer so that Casey could dry her own clothes. Do you think Casey is a JERK or JUSTIFIED in her actions? Listen to the whole clip then decide!

Happy Birthday, August Anheuser Busch! Born on this day in 1899. What's your favorite beer? Plenty of great responses from the KZOK Universe! Give this clip a listen and thank me later. Cheers!

Seahawks legend, podcast host and all-around good guy Jon Ryan joins the show every Friday for a special rant. This week, he takes aim at all those who are bragging about their brackets! ENJOY!

Trying to listen to today's whole show but don't feel like hearing music? Guess what?!?! It's alllll right here! KZOK Question Of The Day. Jerk Or Justified. And a whoooole lot of hilarity. Do your ears a favor and tune in!

Max got tired of hearing his neighbor's dog constantly barking, so he left said neighbor's gate open when the dog was out THEN called Animal Control....and now he's wondering if he's a JERK or JUSTIFIED....really, bro?

It's OPENING DAY for your Seattle Mariners! WOOO! What's the best part about going to the ballpark? Got some great responses for today's KZOK Question Of The Day. 

WHOA WHAT A WILD WEDNESDAY!!! You're not gonna wanna miss a minute of this morning's radio program. Guess what? The whoooole show is right here, free of music! So, prep your ears and get ready to giggle along! WOOOO!!

Phil in Federal Way flushed his 6 year old son's dead goldfish and told him of the fish's demise. His wife called him a JERK, saying he should've just bought a new fish instead. Give a listen to this clip and decide if you think Phil is a JERK or JUSTIFIED! 

Today is Live Long And Prosper Day. We all have Spock from Star Trek to thank! Today's KZOK Question Of The Day had to do with Best Sci-Fi Characters. Listen to this clip to see if your favorite was mentioned!

After another glorious day in Radioland, it is my distinct honor to present to you today's entire Morning Show without any music. Looking to hear the KZOK Question Of The Day? Today's was Who Gets Your Vote For Best Comedian? Is Chad from Renton a JERK or JUSTIFIED for disregarding the NO REFILLS polcy at his favorite Fast Food spot? Hear all this and more by checking out KZOK Mornings. Funny....s...

Chad in Renton is the ultimate rebel. His favorite fast food place has a strict NO REFILLS policy, but ol Chaddy boy fills up anyway. Check out this clip and decide if you think Chad is a JERK or JUSTIFIED!

Happy Birthday, Martin Short. Dude's always been hilarious. Who gets your vote for Best Comedian? Enjoy today's KZOK Question Of The Day!

Maybe your bracket is destroyed....or maybe you just have a case of the MONDAYs. Don't worry. Sarah is here to help ya giggle along through the day. The ENTIRE show from this morning can be hear RIGHT HERE without any music! The KZOK Question Of The Day, Jerk Or Justified, News, Sports...EVERYTHING!!!! Tell your friends before they tell you!

Jordan went out with a dude who was a total messy eater, so she decided to tell him and he called her a JERK! Hear the full story before you decide if Jordan is a JERK or JUSTIFIED!!!

Happy birthday, Peyton Manning. He turns 49 today and was an AWESOME quarterback. This led to today's KZOK Question Of The Day: Who is your Favorite Quarterback Of All Time! 

What a lovely Friday. The Madness of March is in the air. Seahawks legend Jon Ryan joined the show to shoutout all the love shared by the 12s as he was in town last week. The KZOK Question Of The Day about Best Burger Topping got everyone's stomach a-rumbling. Aaaaaaand listener Nicholas was deemed a JERK after being honest with his girl about how many chicks he slept with before her. Check out to...

Nicholas kept it real when his GF asked how many chicks he'd been with before her...and she called him a JERK because it was a high number. Should he have just lied? Do you think he's a JERK or JUSTIFIED!?

Seahawks legend, podcast host and all-around good guy Jon Ryan is usually ranting and raving when he joins us every Friday. This week, however, he showed SO MUCH LOVE. To who? For what? Listen to this clip to find out!

Ain't much better to eat than a burger, am I right?! But what exactly is your favorite topping for said burger? Today's KZOK Question Of The Day was ALLLLL ABOUT the burger toppings!! Yum!!!!