Kyle and Dave vs The Machine

A film where an 18 year old falls in love with an 80 year old. Kyle thinks death is funny. Dave wants to steal a tree. The Machine wants more people conscripted into wars. Matthew K. Begbie joins the discussion and believes consistency is not really a human trait. Visit Matthew's website here: http://www.matthewkbegbie.com Or follow him on Twitter : https://twitter.com/MatthewKBegbie Or Instagram...

A film about a specific room in a hotel where Walter Matthau tries to play three different characters. Kyle wants to check out early. Dave wants to burn down the hotel. The Machine just enjoys riding the elevator. Watch the trailer for Plaza Suite here: https://youtu.be/WCermN1jloI Our sponsors this week are:   ATB Cares - https://www.atbcares.com - ATB Cares makes it easy for all Albertans to sup...

A film where a rich playboy loses his money, tries to kill a woman, and falls in love instead. Kyle wants to run away with Elaine May. Dave thinks he'll just jump into a lake. The Machine just likes killing people. Watch the trailer for A New Leaf here: https://youtu.be/R_NqzbyyIjI Our sponsors this week are:   Calgary Foundation - https://calgaryfoundation.org - During this period of unprecedente...

A film where a man becomes increasingly impotent with the women in his life. Kyle feels attached. Dave wants to break it off. The Machine only believes in one night stands. Watch the trailer for Carnal Knowledge here: https://youtu.be/a5VZBmMVJw8 Our sponsors this week are:   Park Power - https://parkpower.ca - your friendly, local utilities provider in Alberta. Offering Internet, Electricity, and...

A film where a teenaged boy falls in love with the wife of his next door neighbour. Kyle has nostalgia for his summer vacations. Dave continues to hate small town America. The Machine wonders why everyone is so weird about buying condoms. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Summer of '42 here: htt...

A movie about a one night stand that becomes a stalker for life. Kyle becomes a bit too clingy. Dave wants to call things off. The Machine wasn't programmed to believe in love. Read the article Kael Kael Bang Bang here: https://cinephiliabeyond.org/kael-kael-bang-bang-the-pauline-kael-clint-eastwood-secret-wars/ You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: h...

A film where a cop decides to take the law into his own hands against a serial killer. Kyle has fun with the goofiness of it. Dave thinks Kyle is a fascist. The Machine thinks there should be more violence. Matt Mort joins the discussion and doesn't feel all that lucky. Follow Matt on Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/mattmort_/ On Twitter : https://twitter.com/mattmort_ And on YouTube : https...

A movie where a hapkido expert with a great hat saves a school for runaways where a LOT of improv happens. Kyle is just impressed with what the movie is trying to be. Dave decides to go barefoot for the entire episode. The Machine would have voted for Tom Laughlin a second time if it could. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/...

A "movie" where a man literally finds a duck that lays golden eggs. Kyle thinks this is a turkey. Dave wants to gander at anything else. The Machine knows that they're both chicken. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for The Million Dollar Duck here: https://youtu.be/2PXvPVScbsU Our sponsors this wee...

A film about a novice witch who goes on an adventure to defeat the Nazis. Kyle still allows the magic to take hold of him. Dave wants to chuck a bedknob at somebody. The Machine thinks that the Portobello Road sequence should be even longer. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Bedknobs and Broomst...

A (children's?) film about a boy who wins a golden ticket so that he can visit a weird guy who makes candy. Kyle loves his trip. Dave wishes he could be sent home. The Machine admires Wonka's use of slave labour. Shaun Wilding and Mitch Slack of Wack Chat: It's Movie Time join, separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream. Watch Wack Chat: It's Movie Time on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/ch...

A film about a bisexual man and his relationships with a gay doctor and also a recently divorced woman. Kyle feels like he's caught in the middle too. Dave is thinking about living a Bohemian life. The Machine believes this movie should be illegal. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Sunday Bloody...

A film about a woman trying to heal the trauma of her past. Currently playing at the Calgary Underground Film Festival! Kyle wants to put on face paint. Dave thinks he might enjoy going to a small town for once. The Machine just wants to go to a rodeo. Checkout the Calgary Underground Film Festival : https://www.calgaryundergroundfilm.org More information about the movie Range Roads : http://www.n...

A movie about a jerk police officer who (get this) doesn't play by anyone's rules. Kyle feels like he's seen this before. Dave wants to be friends with Gene Hackman. The Machine just likes watching people get beat up. You can find all of Alex's shows here: https://www.mechoradio.com Follow him on Twitter : https://twitter.com/alexwilliamns Or on Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/alexwilliamns/...

A film about a poor man trying his best to honour his daughters and keep his traditions. Kyle just wants to break into song. Dave wants to change his name to Lazar Wolf. The Machine thinks the tsar had some good points. Matt Koplik from Broadway Breakdown joins and proves to be a perfect match for the podcast. You can listen to Broadway Breakdown on Apple Podcasts : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/p...

A film about a dying small town and the people who can't escape it. Kyle feels drawn in. Dave wants to escape. The Machine has started to carry around a glass bottle. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for The Last Picture Show here: https://youtu.be/5LoWGwN4ToE Our sponsors this week are:   Park Pow...

A film set in the future about a young man who loves violence. Kyle tries to find a way in. Dave only wants to get out. The Machine is perfectly fine with prying people's eyes open. Jennifer Sanford hosts a podcast called Conservative Like Me : https://www.jennifersanford.ca/podcast You can follow her on Twitter : https://twitter.com/thejennsanford You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire...

A Russian epic about the last of the Romanovs. Kyle is captured under Rasputin's spell. Dave is ready to march with the proletariat. The Machine is happy to drink a bunch of vodka. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Nicholas and Alexandra here: https://youtu.be/Lbwqgfnh2-Y Our sponsors this week...

A film about a man lusting after a boy. Kyle gets angry. Dave offers to wear white face. The Machine doesn't think cholera looks that bad. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Death in Venice here: https://youtu.be/-pxn49yWVJk Our sponsors this week are:   NAIT Career Essentials Podcast - https://t...

A film where the last man on Earth must defeat a group of pasty white vampires. Kyle thinks this is goofy fun. Dave thinks this is completely terrible. The Machine believes itself is a legend. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for The Omega Man here: https://youtu.be/bWB6Ufh4O98 Our sponsors this we...

A film about a mysterious virus that could cause a worldwide pandemic. Kyle is focused on the buttocks. Dave just wants to go through five levels of decontamination. The Machine enjoys watching monkeys suffocate. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for The Andromeda Strain here: https://youtu.be/8qEsq...

A revolutionary film where a black male prostitute sticks it to the man. Kyle has trouble following along. Dave wants to start his own revolution. The Machine wants to watch the world burn. You can visit Reelblack 's website: https://www.reelblack.com They're also on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/reelblack On Twitter: https://twitter.com/reelblack On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/re...

A film about a black detective trying to rescue a man's daughter. Kyle isn't going to risk his neck. Dave promises never to cop out. The Machine just wants to throw somebody out a window. Charles Woods (aka The Professor) - The Real Reason Behind Blaxploitation - https://youtu.be/miIkUp9AI2U Blaxploitation Backlash | Ron O'Neal and Hugh Robertson in 1972 - https://youtu.be/S7WkW2PT0e8 You can foll...

No film today, but an overview of what Hollywood was like in 1971. Kyle just wants to be somebody's gunsel. Dave thinks that religion may have ruined movies. The Machine wishes the world was more like the pre-code era. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ You can listen to Scream Scene here: https://screamscenepodcast.t...

A podcast where a sentient machine forces Kyle and Dave to watch films in order to prevent the apocalypse. Again. Season Two focuses on the films of 1971.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★