Kyle and Dave vs The Machine

Kyle thinks everyone else is cheating. Dave upturns the table. The Machine sinks our battleship. Watch the trailer for Game Night here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmxMAdV6s4U Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter : https://twitter.com/kdvstm Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/kdvs...

Kyle thinks Dave might be a serial killer. Dave wants to steal things. The Machine is simply lusting after Steven Yeun. Watch the trailer for Shoplifters here: https://youtu.be/9382rwoMiRc?si=44MvZsHLUimnxElm Watch the trailer for Burning here: https://youtu.be/AUN9IPMwEPY?si=XsbQrQjd2Yk7nF6M Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by fo...

Kyle tries to talk about the history of Netflix. Dave wants to cancel his subscription. The Machine just wants to stop autoplay. Watch the trailer for Black Mirror: Bandersnatch here: https://youtu.be/7wnRi3Sclm8?si=DjRM9q2-_zN_9cXE Watch the trailer for Bird Box here: https://youtu.be/o2AsIXSh2xo?si=3KNmRHy_rUZ1BbKk Watch the trailer for The Other Side of the Wind here: https://youtu.be/nMWHBUTHm...

It's the horror movie season. Kyle tries to keep his head about him, Dave thinks he's seeing zombie bears, and the Machine wishes he could set people on fire. Watch the trailer for Annihilation here: https://youtu.be/89OP78l9oF0?si=vxzeuKYlGGhne6z2 Watch the trailer for Hereditary here: https://youtu.be/V6wWKNij_1M?si=sVeyLdtkAUhdTtCa Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to d...

A film about a nervous girl's last week in eighth grade. Kyle feel empathy. Dave feels dubious. The Machine feels murderous rage. Watch the trailer for Eighth Grade here: https://youtu.be/y8lFgF_IjPw?si=nPTALJwF8Mttjz26 Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter : https://twitter.com/kdvstm In...

A movie where it never leaves the computer screen. Kyle wants to find his friends. Dave leaves everyone on read. The Machine wishes we'd all return to Windows XP. Watch the trailer for Searching here: https://youtu.be/3Ro9ebQxEOY?si=JceQnWC2ULFzK3Kq Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter :...

A film about a man trying to stick to the script. Kyle wants to start a revolution. Dave only cares about horse phalluses. The Machine thinks it should open up a call centre. Watch the trailer for Sorry to Bother You here: https://youtu.be/XthLQZWIshQ?si=-ezGBvoPbGXkRBvW Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social med...

A film that's weird and filled with conspiracies. Kyle tries to crack it. Dave tries to kill it. The Machine is just happy people are coding. Watch the trailer for Under the Silver Lake here: https://youtu.be/mwgUesU1pz4?si=5CuhZcDL1oKNBCMy Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter : https://...

A film about Neil Armstrong. Kyle tries to make a small step. Dave wants to take a giant leap away. The Machine thinks the rockets look quaint. Watch the trailer for First Man here: https://youtu.be/PSoRx87OO6k Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter : https://twitter.com/kdvstm Instagram :...

A movie where an Aquaman must defeat an Ocean Master. Kyle thinks things seem fishy. Dave wants to send it back. The Machine tries not to get wet. Watch the trailer for Aquaman here: https://youtu.be/WDkg3h8PCVU Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter : https://twitter.com/kdvstm Instagram...

A movie where a superhero gets really small. Kyle wants to shrink away. Dave wants things bigger. The Machine doesn't believe in quantum computing. Watch the trailer for Ant-Man and the Wasp here: https://youtu.be/UUkn-enk2RU Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter : https://twitter.com/kdv...

A movie that brought every Marvel character together. Kyle wants to suit up. Dave wants to look at pretty stones. The Machine is taking notes on how to rule the galaxy. Watch the trailer for Avengers: Infinity War here: https://youtu.be/6ZfuNTqbHE8 Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter :...

A movie where there's barely any beasts and nothing really fantastic happens. Kyle wonders what his magic name would be. Dave wants to apparate away. The Machine takes notes on holding rallies. Watch the trailer for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald here: https://youtu.be/vvFybpmyB9E Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by f...

A movie where the iconic nanny returns. Kyle's jolly holiday is ruined. Dave doesn't think any amount of sugar will help this go down. The Machine decides to trip a little light fantastic. Watch the trailer for Mary Poppins Returns here: https://youtu.be/-3jsfXDZLIY Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media ch...

A movie where a giant shark gets a taste for human blood. Kyle just tries to grin and bear it. Dave hopes for his own extinction. The Machine is jealous of how many people get eaten. Watch the trailer for The Meg here: https://youtu.be/bsLk0NPRFAc Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter : h...

A film where a man is three days away from being out of parol. Kyle thinks this movie is wonderful. Dave finds it hard to watch. The Machine wants to cut down more oak trees. Watch the trailer for Blindspotting here: https://youtu.be/-9-HBqVbtTo Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter : htt...

A movie where Tom Cruise tries not to die. Kyle just enjoys having a mission. Dave says it's impossible not to like this movie. The Machine is just taking notes from his favourite robot who stars in this blockbuster. Watch the trailer for Mission: Impossible – Fallout here: https://youtu.be/wb49-oV0F78 Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Mac...

A movie where two people in love must try and remain together even with money and family getting in the way. Kyle just tries to be respectful. Dave tries to keep from walking out of the room. The Machine is disappointed that it's not flood-a-church rich. Alice Lam is a serial entrepreneur. You can follow her on Twitter: https://twitter.com/alamyyc Watch the trailer for Crazy Rich Asians here: http...

A movie where some dinosaurs are saved and then it turns into a horror film. Kyle wishes everyone in this went extinct. Dave is praying for a comet. The Machine is having a great time. Watch the trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom here: https://youtu.be/vn9mMeWcgoM Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social me...

A movie where a teen boy has to save the (virtual) world. Kyle just doesn't want to put on goggles. Dave thinks he's already in a simulation. The Machine already lives in an alternate reality. Watch the trailer for Ready Player One here: https://youtu.be/cSp1dM2Vj48 Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media ch...

A movie about the origin of Han Solo. Kyle wish he'd shot first. Dave wants to jump into a Sarlacc pit. The Machine simply likes looking at the droids. Watch the trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story here: https://youtu.be/jPEYpryMp2s Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter : https://twitter....

A movie with a superhero who cracks wise. Kyle prefers to break the fourth wall. Dave wants to spend time with Ryan Reynolds. The Machine is more interested in burning it all down. Watch the trailer for Deadpool 2 here: https://youtu.be/D86RtevtfrA Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter :...

A movie where Tom Hardy tries to be an anti-hero while random stuff happens. Kyle wants to be shot into space. Dave would prefer to be eaten. The Machine thinks this is a laugh riot. Watch the trailer for Venom here: https://youtu.be/u9Mv98Gr5pY Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter : htt...

A film where a teen must balance making his family proud and saving the city. Kyle just wants to swing around New York. Dave believes he's in the wrong multiverse. The Machine also wants to end the world. Watch the trailer for Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse here: https://youtu.be/i5qOzqD9Rms Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by...

A movie where a family of superheroes have to try and keep it together. Kyle would love to be able to become invisible. Dave stretches his face into a grimace. The Machine continues to think Ultron is hot. Watch the trailer for Incredibles 2 here: https://youtu.be/i5qOzqD9Rms Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its socia...