Krynoid PodCast

The Doctor and Romana go on their hols for a water and bouillabaisse blowout by the banks of the Seine.  Naturally, things do not run smoothly as an ancient alien, a mad scientist and a pugilistic private dick muddy the waters and they're surrounded by fake, if enigmatic, smiles.

The Third Doctor probably thought things were bad enough - stuck on Earth as he was with a dud TARDIS, a scatty hippy and a bunch of squaddies. But now he has to contend with CSO in his sink, a bunch of Mr Blobbys on his lawn and a loud-mouthed mentalist with a grudge. Luckily his former selves turn up to make things even worse. 

Avian headgear ahoy! Yes, the Black and White Guardians are back to oversee a space race in which Turlough goes overboard, Gladys Emmanuel is over the top and Leeee John is overestimated as an actor.  

The Sixth Doctor gets a second outing with this tale of hard men, frigid women and a Fat Controller. And marvel as Jim shamelessly steals Fry and Laurie material in the intro.

Time for the story which gave our pod its name. A horticultural tale in which an artistic old bat recovers a debt, a tree-hugger becomes compost and Boycie ends up out of his depth with a gardening problem.

Burn your chess boards and steer clear of the beach... Fenric's in town! Look out for teenage vamps, ancient vampires and the strangest chat-up of all time. And give Nicholas Parsons just a minute of your time before crying "stunt casting!"

Doctor Who is required to suffer a swinging night club, a controlled companion and a Savile comparison, all while trying to defeat a computerised menace with a vendetta against cardboard boxes.

An absolute banger involving our newly dandified hero stealing a banger. Plastic killers, a shiny receptionist and a tea-dribbling basket case thrown in.

Watch out for obelisks, chessboards and mind probes - it's The Five Doctors!

Harry fiddles with a knob, Sarah passes out and the Doctor gets in a sweat on The Ark in Space.

Adric trips over nothing and Richard Mace runs off for a squirter. Don't miss the lads' take on The Visitation.

The lads get their minds fudged by The Mind Robber.

This time, Jim and Martin gaze in horror at a video nasty which intends to be a searing indictment of [checks notes...] video nasties. 

Jim and Martin delve into the patchy Seventh Doctor era and pull out a plum.

Time to enter the creaky world of black and white Who with a sojourn on the mysterious, blurred planet of Vortis!

Our first dip into the Third Doctor's era sees Jim and Martin discussing The Claws of Axos.

Our second episode, in which Jim and Martin get on to the meat and potatoes of the podcast, discussing the Tom Baker solo outing, The Deadly Assassin.

This is the first of our earliest 30 Krynoid PodCast episodes which we've uploaded to our podcast hosts Libsyn so that all of our episodes are accessible from the same place. They should now appear in order of publication wherever you find them. In this inaugural episode, a very tentative sounding Jim and Martin discuss their history with Doctor Who and compare NuWho to Classic Who. Apologies for...