Kino Kingdom

Following the recent announcement of Bruce Willis' retirement, Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo discuss their favourite Bruce Willis movies as well as covering some movies from Rupert's childhood, some new Primers, and even a touch of Cynthia Rothrock.

Britt briefly acknowledges the Savalas before discussing the greatest Val Kilmer film and a self Half-Darfur, as Rupert digs out some '80s gold and Britt's favourite Robert Redford flick, before he continues his love of snowy peaks...and unfortunately, spiders.   A new ArkinZ'Dar is set!

Rupert covers The Batman, The Power of the Dog, Armageddon (not that one) and Dragged Across Concrete as he tries to unravel the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. Britt however, is too preoccupied with a Stanley Kubrick quiz, Jackie Chan and an awful Gary Daniels film to even notice.   Happy 50th!

This is an action-packed episode...unfortunately the action packed is from mid-'90s low-budget action films...and some golden Godfrey Ho. Rupert takes on the audience in the ArkinZ'Dar, whilst sharing his views on the views of those who have viewed the trailer for the upcoming Lord of the Rings TV show and even has time to talk about new releases on streaming services.

In a return to their roots, Rupert and Britt cast their sexy (and yet boss) eyes back over the gaming landscape of 2021. Rupert discussing lots of magnificent indie games and releases and Britt being a girly Nintendo fanboy....hang on, that doesn't seem right...

Kicking off the new year, Britt covers his first series of movies (Die Hard) and also squeezes in some Marvel as well as revealing two films that he, as the Persians used to say all the time, 'turned off'. Rupert dives into misery with the Last Duel and Encounter whilst both discuss their takes on Bad Boys For Life and Don't Look Up.   Naturally, the audience rushes the stage in terms of this week...

As Rupert gets caught up in an avalanche of mountaineering movies, Britt tucks back into Godfrey Ho's illustrious career. The ArkinZ'Dar takes a surprising turn - all thread through with various films through the ages. Including Black Rain and The Condemned.

Britt bravely battles a cold as he discusses Marvel movies as Rupert talks about films whilst in a room slowly filling with sleeping gas. Can Rupert beat the audience once more in this week's Arkin'ZDar (Jennifer Tilly to John Heard)?   There's only one way to find out. Ask someone who has listened already - or listen yourself. So there are actually two ways.

Rupert tells a Halloween tale and covers all films in the Child's Play franchise - as well as a couple of cinema movies whilst Britt watched the Indiana Jones movies for the first time, as well as a smattering of other movie fare. 

As we approach the spooky season, Rupert takes it upon himself to watch all films in the Halloween franchise as Britt pays cash money for a film he doesn't even bother to finish. What are the films of the week? Who wins the ArkinZ'Dar? What goes on in the mind of Peter Mullan? There's only one way to find out - listen.. listen to Kino Kingdom.

Not only do we celebrate the career of the much-loved Richard Donner, we are joined by our first guest, Lazlo Buckets! Drink in his knowledge of the Superman series as our intrepid trio find out the winner of this week's ArkinZ'Dar and of course - talk about movies. Rupert has even been to the cinema, the devil.   Features 'A minute with....Michael York'

In this whip crack-sharp episode - again sponsored by Celebrity Sex Masks - Rupert dives into a pool of horror as Britt pounds through every film in the universe, discovering a new favourite director as he does so.   Can Rupert beat the audience in the Carmen Ejogo - Barry Pepper ArkinZ'Dar?

Another action-packed episode from Kino Kingdom. It's Rupert vs the audience in the ArkinZ'Dar and a look at what the Random Tagline Generator spits out, as well as discovering a recent film in which Bruce Willis doesn't die in the first four seconds, holding a cheque. What will the films of the week be? There's only one way to find out. Listen...listen to The Men Who Talk.     (apologies for the...

From mostly forgotten '80s comedies through remakes of '70s classics via video game movies and astonishing Jason Statham films, it's all here. Will Rupert reign victorious in the ArkinZ'Dar once more? Will the Random Tagline Generator work? There's only one way to find out. Listen. Listen to The Men Who Talk.

Hello folks and thanks for listening! In this episode, Rupert dives deep into retro sci-fi as Britt devours a John Carpenter classic and questions Suicide Squad. The ArkinZ'Dar results are revealed as both parties discuss the random tagline generator printout (on a dot-matrix printer).

Britt gets lost in teenage memories involving foam and Dennis Quaid as well as a surprisingly endearing music documentary as Rupert watches films that are markedly better than his viewing choices in the last episode.   This episode also features the introduction of the 'Random Tagline Generator'.

A recommendation from a trusted, multiple-pseudonymed confidante easily cracks Britt's top spot for film of the week as Rupert battles through an army of mediocrity - and also remembers his ArkinZ'Dar (for a change).

A birthday special for Rupert! Whilst a load films are discussed (from Alex Baldwin to Uwe Boll), a special guest steals the show...and our hearts.

Britt gives the Random Film Title Generator a kick and gets it working again before revealing that he wasn't seduced by Don Johnson as Rupert muses on M Night Shyamalan and, of course, opens with an '80s slasher.   This episode does NOT feature an interview with Tony Howes.   Films covered:   My Bloody Valentine, Get Shorty, Run, Stowaway, Chain Reaction, Takers, Jennifer's Body, Out of Time, Heat...

Special coverage of the new Mortal Kombat film followed by a torrent of mediocrity from Britt's perspective as Rupert goes from Terror to Twister to Tom (Hanks). Movies covered: Mortal Kombat (not that one), Karate Kid 3, The Player , Man About Town, Who is Cletis Tout?, Twister, Friendversary, Dark Blue, Legionnaire, Terror Train, Armed Response, Shade, Cyborg, You've Got Mail, Close Encounters o...

Another wonderfully mixed mag this week. Britt thoroughly enjoys a Lou Ferrigno fantasy lark as Rupert finds that Jaws 2 isn't as good as the original. Baffling, eh?   Films covered - The Adventures of Hercules (2?), Love & Monsters, Saving Private Ryan, Jaws 2, The Beach, Escape Plan: The Extractors, The Good Son, Grandmother's House, Blind Date (not that one), Riddick, Come True, Wild Geese 2, E...

After a brief break, Rupert and Britt are back! Whilst Britt has only watched time ebb away, Rupert has actually seen films.   Coming 2 America Hellgate Into the Wild No Good Deed I Care a Lot Escape From Alcatraz The Sisters Brothers Stakeout Conan the Barbarian Europa Report Trial by Fire The Puppetmasters The Hand That Rocks the Cradle

Rupert gets defeated at ArkinZ'Dar by a pseudonymous individual, the Film Title Generator brings up a title that splits opinion, Rupert dives into Rakuten and Britt Scott Adkins' things up - to mixed results.    This episode is sponsored by An Ocean of Tears   Films covered:   Sneakers, Bone Tomahawk, The Driver, Runaway Jury, Menace 2 Society, El Gringo, Timecop, Legacy of Lies, The Craft 2,The M...

As Rupert muses on a seemingly errant Jim Carrey movie and the Beverley Hills Cop series, Britt discovers an Australian martial arts gem and once again gets lost in the wonder that is American Ninja 2. Do you also wish that the FX movies ran on for another 4 or 5 films? Well, you should.   This episode is sponsored by Bernard Matthews Turkey Emotions.   Films covered:   News of the World, The Cabl...

Rupert covers the entirety of the Dirty Harry series as Britt discusses films of varying quality, more specifically, varying from average to bad quality. The Random Film Generator pops up as does Rupert's first response to Britt's ArkinZ'Dar challenge.   This episode is sponsored by Hugh Jackman's Taptastic Podcast.   Films covered:   The Dirty Harry Series, In the Line of Fire, Violent City, Ramp...