Kino Kingdom

Back in the saddle within a week, Rupert, Lazlo, and Britt  are back again with their thoughts on Fatal Beauty, Wuthering Heights, Mortal Kombat 2 and more. Can YOU get from Brian Blessed to Josh Brolin?   Email us at kinokingdom@protonmail.com - unless you've ever played Scorpion in the Mortal Kombat franchise, in which case Lazlo won't fancy you. Because he's...well... y'know... 

We are back! It's been a bit of a longer break than we anticipated, but fear not - it's back to over two hours of movie chat action, thank the lord. We also demand that you watch Stranger By Night.   How many Chris' can YOU link in this week's ArkinZ'Dar?   contact us at kinokingdom@protonmail.com

A quick update from Britt, and apologies for the radio silence from us over the last few weeks!

A cheery episode in which Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo talk sushi documentaries, Diabolic horror, hidden gem Kurt Russell films, and Donald Sutherland wandering about in Devon.   Can YOU get from Nick Nolte to Rebecca Ferguson?   Contact us at kinokingdom@protonmail.com 

A melange of gold that veers from Michael Jai White to Nick Nolte and Rebecca Ferguson. Is Mercy good? Have you seen Mulholland Falls? Was Dwayne Johnson unrecognisable in The Smashing Machine? Can YOU get from  Patrick Swayze to Emma Thompson?   Cast it all aside and devote yourself to us...to Kino Kingdom. 

After a weekend away of drinking, laughing, and waaaaaa....tching movies. Rupert, Lazlo, and Britt discuss Chuck Norris, modern screeners, VHS tapes, and Gary Daniels.   Can YOU get from Ryan Gosling to Chuck Norris?

Join Rupert, Britt, and Lazlo as they discuss everything from the loss of Chuck Norris through to I Swear, Brian Bosworth, documentaries on care, Superman...and Godfrey Ho.   Can YOU get from Kurt Russell to Charles Grodin?

Welcome back to Kino Kingdom, in this episode we discuss some neo-noir '90s gold, and some '80s gems as well as the new Silent Hill movie, Beethoven (not that one), and even challenge Rupert and Lazlo to a movie quiz.   Can YOU get from Johnny Depp to Jason Momoa? Dave Chod can.

An Arkinz'Dar that stumps the majority of the listenership, a Friday the 13th film that grinds Britt's happiness to a halt, multiple movies that weave between Jason Momoa and wrestlers...and some Jeff Goldblum action. What's not to love? Ready to Rumble, that's what's not to love.   Can YOU get from Johnny Depp to Jason Momoa? 

Join Lazlo, Rupert, and Britt as they discuss everything from The Rip through to Inside Out 2 via Equalizer 2000 and American Gothic. Can YOU get from Jared Leto to Madeline Stowe?

Join Lazlo, Rupert, and Britt as they discuss a mixture of modern and classic movies. Britt talks about Black Phone 2, Home Alone 2, and - surprisingly - some Savalas action as Rupert and Lazlo cover classier (and grittier) ground.   Find out who wins this episode's ArkinZ'Dar (Dennis Quaid to Daniel Craig), and join us for a moment of silence in Max Hilarity's Gag Corner!   email us your thoughts...

Happy new year! It's a 2026 kick off episode with Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they talk lost listeners emails, Bloodfist 5,6,7 & 8, Avatar 3, The Old Guard 2, Knives Out 3...and Love, Actually?   Can YOU get from Dennis Quaid to Daniel Craig?   email us at kinokingdom@protonmail.com

Join Rupert, Lazlo, and Britt as they talk movies in this, the lead-up to their Christmas episode....which probably won't feature any Christmas films, so don't get your hopes up.

Hello all and welcome to episode 111 of Kino Kingdom! The ArkinZ'Dar for this week was Hugh Grant to Andy Garcia, and we discus the new Predator: Badlands movie as well as the original and remake of The Running Man. Britt discovers some '80s gems as Lazlo talks 80-minute actioners, and Rupert tries to shoehorn in as much Kubrick as he can.

Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo have a less horror-centric Halloween episode than usual, thanks to Rupert watching a load of kids films like a stupid girl instead of revisiting gore classics such as 'Revenge of the Spine-Eating Lung Rippers', 'Whoops, I've Eaten You', and who can forget - 'That's Going to Repeat On Me Later'.   The annual Halloween tale comes courtesy of Rupert, and of course - there's l...

Lazlo takes point on this one, as he has a lot of experience in this field! Join Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they discuss the various styles of movie trailers through the ages. They even manage to squeeze in a movie review or two, including an instance  whereby Britt somehow mistook Kenny Everett for Robert Englund. Good.   This episode is dedicated to Don LaFontaine 

Welcome to episode 108, in which the guys talk about everything from Samurai Cop, Bloodfist, and The Crazies through to Transformers One, Irvine Welsh, and more - can YOU get through all the Bond films?    

a review heavy episode, this time the chaps discuss Alien: Earth, Criminal Law, Bad Man, amongst many others. There's also a new turbo mega ultra uber ArkinZ'Dar suggestion from listener Lee who suggested...The Bonds!   if you listen closely, you'll hear Lazlo's religious gasp (great band) at the start of this one.   Thanks for listening, and enjoy the film(s).

Join Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they don their mining helmets to chip away at the rock of life, trying to find silver nuggets of cinema in them thar hills. Can YOU get from Al Cliver to Bette Midler via Ernest Borgnine AND Joe McGann? No, no you can't. But it's not the ArkinZ'Dar for this week anyway, so don't worry, mate.   Super Charlie is available in Cinemas NOW!

Join Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they once again put on their swimming caps and dive into the deep movie waters. Superman, Happy Gilmore 2, and ParaNorman are covered, as well as the ArkinZ'Dar (Roy Scheider to Marisa Tomei), not forgetting the super mega ultra turbo ArkinZ'Dar. Good. Tony Howe's favourite podcast*     *possibly.

Hello all! Join Lazlo, Rupert, and Britt as they all gather around a circle of scented candles (each an 'Inside Leatherface's Mask' scent) and discuss those little sausages, movies. Lazlo hurtles through his ever-growing back catalogue because all he does is watch films and waaaaaaaaaa.....sh the DVD covers gently with a lint-free cloth. Rupert covers some screeners that we have kindly been sent,...

Britt, Rupert and Lazlo once again ride over the mountain on horseback, carrying sacks of movies in VHS format  to throw at the townsfolk as they pass on their never-ending journey to inhale the history of cinema.

A change in software means that the Men Who Talk are now sexier than ever! Join Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they discuss the much-missed Val Kilmer's best moments, old classics, new releases, and of course - the ArkinZ'Dar.

following on from the frivolity of episode 100, the trio get down with some serious movie discussion, about models of cars, Terrifier 3, Billy Crystal, and Ghosts.  

The big one! Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo reflect on 100 episodes, celebrate with a quiz, and discuss their desert island movies, books, and luxury items. Thanks for listening and here's to the next 100!