Killing Time with Dark Comedy

Ah, youth—the golden era of questionable haircuts, awkward first crushes, and thinking we had life all figured out (spoiler: we didn’t). In this episode of Killing Time with Dark Comedy , we dive headfirst into the chaos of growing up, from embarrassing social media moments to the crushing realization that being an adult is just winging it forever. Were we reckless? Absolutely. Do we regret it? On...

Welcome to Killing Time with Dark Comedy , where we dive into the chaos of modern life with a laugh. In this episode, host Hylton, your favorite tech-illiterate millennial, tackles the joys (and frustrations) of technology. From the never-ending stream of smartphone updates and autocorrect mishaps to the absurdities of social media, smart homes, and tech support, we explore how the gadgets meant t...

In this episode of Killing Time with Dark Comedy , Hylton takes you on a hilarious journey through the awkward world of first dates. From pre-date panic and wardrobe meltdowns to awkward handshakes, disastrous dinner choices, and cringe-worthy conversations, no moment is spared. Hylton reflects on the messy, uncomfortable reality of dating, reminding us that we're all in the same boat. Whether...

In this episode of Killing Time with Dark Comedy , host Hylton dives into the bizarre and addictive world of online shopping. From the thrill of clicking "Add to Cart" to the guilty pleasure of tracking packages, Hylton explores the love-hate relationship we all have with our credit cards. He reflects on the strange joy of receiving random packages, the bizarre impulse buys that end up i...

In this episode of Killing Time with Dark Comedy , we dive headfirst into the chaos that is modern dating. Gone are the days of romantic strolls and sweet gestures—now it’s all about swiping left, right, and wondering why “Hey” is somehow a perfectly acceptable opener. Join Hylton as he breaks down the mess that is dating in 2025, from ghosting to breadcrumbing to the dreaded “what’s your favorite...

Welcome back to Killing Time with Dark Comedy ! In this episode, we’re diving into the ultimate reality show—family drama. From passive-aggressive comments to unsolicited life advice, every family has its quirks. We’ll explore the weirdness of family dynamics, the strange power struggles, and the endless loop of “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.” It’s like an episode of The Bachelor if everyone...

"Killing Time with Dark Comedy" is the podcast that takes a humorous and unapologetically honest look at the chaos of adulting. Hosted by Hylton, each episode dives into the absurdities of life as a grown-up, offering a mix of dark comedy, relatable struggles, and life hacks for faking it 'til you make it. From the frustration of paying bills and doing laundry to the realization that no one really...

Episode 5: Imposter Syndrome – Congratulations, You’re a Fraud! Ever feel like you’ve somehow tricked the world into thinking you’re competent? Like any minute now, someone’s going to burst in, hand you a “Cease and Desist” from adulthood, and expose you as the complete fraud you clearly are? Welcome to the wonderful world of Imposter Syndrome —where no success is ever earned , every compliment is...

Killing Time with Dark Comedy is the podcast that turns life’s absurdity into laughter—because if we didn’t joke about it, we’d probably just cry. Hosted by Hylton, a master of transforming minor inconveniences into full-blown existential crises, this show dives deep into the chaos of anxiety, overthinking, and the hilarity of human existence. From social anxiety spirals to the never-ending "...

"Procrastination: the fine art of doing literally everything except the one thing you actually need to do. In this episode of Killing Time with Dark Comedy , we’re diving into the thrill, the regret, and the sheer absurdity of avoiding responsibility like it’s an Olympic sport. Why do we put things off until the last possible second? Is it perfectionism? Fear? Or just the undeniable allure of...

"Ever find yourself staring at the ceiling at 3 AM, questioning every life choice that led you here? Congrats, you might be having a quarter-life (or mid-life) crisis! In this episode of Killing Time with Dark Comedy , we’re diving into the chaos of identity meltdowns, impulsive life decisions, and that overwhelming urge to quit everything and move to a remote coastal town. From career regret...

Ever found yourself at rock bottom, looking around like, ‘Well, this wasn’t on my vision board’? Welcome to the club! In this episode of Killing Time with Dark Comedy , we’re diving headfirst into life’s lowest moments—the job losses, the financial disasters, the artisanal crunch noodles (a.k.a. raw ramen). But here’s the thing about rock bottom: sometimes, there’s a trampoline at the bottom. Othe...