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Abi's away on business (Dome), so it's up to just Alice and Devon to talk about the 2011 Indonesian action film 'The Raid'. A team of cops descend upon a tower block to kill the crime lord on the top floor. All that stands in their way? A million extremely damp guys who all know the martial art Pencak Silat. But we can't handle Dudes Rocking of this calibre alone, so we're joined by the wonderful...

As the Winter of Content comes to a close, we tackle the Wachowski Sisters' 2008 film adaptation of the 1960s anime Mach Gogogo! Recieved badly upon its' initial release, the film has since seen a renaissance and a critical reappraisal as a musing on art, artists, cycles of trauma, and what it truly means to create art under a capitalist system. It's also a movie about racing cars SO fast ------ T...

This week, UNCLE strike a bargain with a reformed ex-villain to help them crack into a reclusive scientist's safe and steal a superweapon, Napoleon forgets he's in an UNCLE film, and Ilya debuts his new Tactical Drip... ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT: THE FINAL MONTH If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time! donate to the Trussell Tr...

This week we're joined by Komodo Dad from War_Takes to discuss the classic 1992 Legal Thriller that features Jack Nicholson yelling 'YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!'. Join us as we explain why Marines are a kind of Samurai, Why sexual harassment was actually a dischargeable offense in 1992, and just what it is that Aaron Sorkin actually believes... ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT: THE FINAL MONTH If you d...

It's time for yet more UNCLE! This week we meet not one, but TWO Bond Villains as they get their various pussy-getting problems solved by Ilya and Solo. Finding it difficult to describe this one, honestly. It's like three consecutive episodes of a Samurai show but where the only problem he solves is that someone isn't getting enough pussy. ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT If you do feel you have money...

Gentlemen, Ladies, whatever else: It's time to finally return to Old Man Connery. This week, we're joined by Dr Arthur Asseraf , Lecturer in the history of France and the Francophone World at the University of Cambridge. Dr Asseraf is a historian of North Africa, France, and the Mediterranean, which makes him perfectly suited to explain to us the terrible movie 'The Wind and The Lion', a vaguely t...

It's time to once again venture into the uncharted territory of the Man from UNCLE. This week, Ilya joins a Union, Napoleon has a run-in with the Mob, and we face an absolutely baffling degree of racism against Italians.... THE WINTER OF CONTENT We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT! Mick Lynch needs your help to secure concessions from the government to make the trains in t...

In this 100th episode of Kill James Bond, we experiement with the original concept for the show after we had finished No Time To Die... Doing the bond films over again- without rewatching them or checking our notes! So here, enjoy us attempting to recall a movie that we last saw nearly two full years ago. ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT! Mi...

It's finally time for more UNCLE! In this one, Ilya is chasing pussy all over soho, while Napoleon gets swept up in intrigue involving Milfs, Evil Rodney Dangerfield, and the return of Cal Bolder. We recorded this one nearly a month ago and I truly cannot recall what it was about. thanks ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT! Mick Lynch needs you...

Thats Right. ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT! Mick Lynch needs your help to secure concessions from the government to make the trains in this country slightly less fucking awful, and you can donate to the RMT's strike fund here:  https://www.rmt.org.uk/about/national-dispute-fund/ If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supp...

It's girls night! That's right, Alice and Abi are flying solo and are excited to do their makeup, talk about boys (female) and watch a girly film... wait a minute, Devon swapped the DVD out for Robocop 2 before they left! That bastard.  In a futuristic 90s Detroit, the experimental "half man, half robot, all cop" Robocop has been incredibly effective. Desperate to recapture the success of Robocop,...

Napoleon Solo faces off against his most dangerous foe yet: A guy who thinks he's gonna become like Alexander the Great and rule the world if he breaks all of the ten commandments. Like five steps in this guy's plan is the '?????' step. He's truly just doing shit and having fun with it. ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here:  https://www.ucu.org.u...

It's the second best trenchcoat action gun martial arts movie about being transgender produced in the early 2000s! And boys, there's a bit of a fucking gap between first and second place in this ranking. In a world where emotion is outlawed, one man will change everything by learning that it's okay for men to cry sometimes as long as they are still capable of doing fucking sick cool nasty gun kung...

It's Napoleon Solo's second outing, and it's fuckin wierd. I think this is maybe our funniest episode since Cars 2, genuinely. There's just such a rich tapestry of insane things this movie puts in front of you. Napoleon Solo is kidnapped and replaced with an evil agent that has had plastic surgery to look exactly like him, just in time to be sent away on a critical mission to deliver the new acces...

This week, Alice takes us to the GDR as we watch our first-ever German-language movie, a movie that poses the question: What if a Stasi guy got into a parasocial relationship with the people he is assigned to monitor? ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here:  https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider...

MI6's James Bond: Eliminated Jason Bourne: Eliminated Jack Ryan: Eliminated U.N.C.L.E.'s Napoleon Solo: .... Active Dear friends, it's time to embark upon a new venture. Join us, as we head all the way back to 1964 and crack into a whole new series as we hunt down The Man from U.N.C.L.E.... It's time to Kill Napoleon Solo!   ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT The UCU has a fighting fund that you can con...

Let's get parasocial babey! This time: Do we miss Bond? Which young adult novels did we read? What was the origin of our names? and what is our favourite Wierd Gun? ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here:  https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!...

It's a very spooky halloween spooktactular as we turn our vision towards a subject few would dare discuss: Teenage girls! Writer, Youtuber, Podcaster and Elected Government Official (Swedish) Mia Mulder joins us to ask one very simple question: Is this movie about 9/11? The answer is yes, by the way. It is. You can find Mia at  https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics support her at  https://www.patreon...

Welcome... to Da Cerebral Hour as we discuss the Senegalese Southern/terror Saloum. But we are not alone on this venture, as joining us is Author and certified Gambian, ML Kejera !  ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here:  https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks wi...

We finally did it, we reached the apex of the Tom Clancy movies. In a world without wives.... one man has a dream: To avenge his fridged pregnant wife by killing approximately 50 full human beings. But Don't worry- all of them are foreign. It's impossible that any of them could have wives or anything. I don't know how to sum this one up other than by saying that in the scene that could most be cal...

It's honestly somewhat refreshing to see a movie be genuinely, wholeheartedly and earnestly racist against the English. I've never felt real hate like this before and I can only respect it. Anyway this movie is shit  ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT As mentioned in the episode, the UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund If you do feel you have mone...

Alright, after taking a brief vacation to the land of Lazenby, it's time to return to Jack Ryan. This one is a modern reboot from 2014 that is somehow equal parts James Bond, Jason Bourne, and Alex Rider Stormbreaker. A shady Russian capitalist plans to cause 9/11 2. Thats the plot of the movie. ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT Owing to the increasing cost of living and general misery of being alive i...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Lets not beat around the bush here: Alice did not participate in bringing a movie that means a lot to her, instead opting to show us Winter Kills. After an internal disciplinary process, she performed malicious compliance and dropped a transgender emotional nuke on us. So, we watched Hedwig. And w...

Woah, wait a minute- This isn't Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit starring Chris Pine! No. In the time between episodes, our beloved Queen Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II passed away. So, in loving tribute to the queen who birthed all english people like a queen ant does, we watched a movie about her life and times. George Lazenby and Jimmy Wang Yu lead a gang of elite criminals attempting to assassinate t...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Surely not EVERYONE was Kung Fu Fighting. That would be insane.  ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly,...