Kill James Bond!

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Its the final episode of Season 2, and we decided to watch one more Stallone movie just to say goodbye to the big fella himself- And what better than Demolition Man? We recorded this one at the end of four hours of continuous podcasting and we were all insane and variably inebriated. Enjoy! ------...

"Before you embark on a rampage of revenge, you must first dig fifty to sixty tunnels" - Alice Caldwell-Kelly It's Rambo again, but this time they turn their profoundly racist attention to the nation of Mexico. Content warning for discussion of sexual assault, human trafficking. Before you donate to the strike funds below, consider throwing some money towards Red Nacional de Refugios , a charity t...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ As a companion piece to Cop Land, we're looking at the true story of what happened to NYC corruption whistleblower Frank Serpico. In this Biopic he's played by a young Al Pacino and Devon is going entirely feral about it. No I don't know whats going on with the hats. ------ THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIK...

It's the fourth Rambo film. Sylvester Stallone reckons this is 'the best film he's ever made' because it's 'the most truthful'.   We reckon it's the worst movie we've ever seen. ------ THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE! SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your w...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Rounding out our trilogy of two-host episodes, Devon and Abi are here to discuss Satoshi Kon's Perfect Blue! A member of an Idol group leaves to pursue a more serious career, but it turns out it's not that easy. Next week I promise it'll be Rambo 4. Unless it isn't. ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's a Double Dragon this week as Abi is getting, and I'm quoting directly here, 'Dome the likes of which you cannot imagine'. So instead of trying to imagine this, we watched the 1997 movie Cop Land! If you're one of the fans who suggested this, I chose this one because of you specifically. Promi...

It's Rambo 3, it's the third Rambo. Did you know that the 'dedicated to the brave mujahedeen fighters of Afghanistan' thing is just an urban legend? It's the full four-man cohort of KJB today, as our editor and producer Nate Bethea joins us to ask and answer one simple question: Is afghanistan about the size of hackney? you can find him on twitter at https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts and foll...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ The gang goes feral watching Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Isabella Rossellini.  ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:   https://www.tomallen.media/   Kill James Bond is hosted by  Al...

Alright fine, it's time to admit it. We hate America. We're absolutely sick to death of Yanks. And all it took to finally tip us over the edge was watching the movie Rambo: First Blood Part II ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If yo...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ I still can't believe the founder of Gucci was a guy called Guccio Gucci. Thats cunt ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:   https://www.tomallen.media/   Kill James Bond is hosted by ...

Kill... John.... Brambo... ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:   https://www.tomallen.media/   Kill James Bond is hosted by  Alice Caldwell-Kelly ,  Abigail Thorn , and  Devon . You...

It's the big finale of the KJB Three Nights Of Power. The stakes have never been higher, we have never been more insane. They made a third Austin Powers movie. Recorded live at the  Streatham Space Project on the 15th of April 2023, It's.... Goldmember! ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a fr...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's cowboy time again babey. It's time to get a little more serious as we watch a revisionist western criticised by real life cowboy Sam Elliott for being "too gay".  ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, r...

There was a hint of a good movie in the first one. There were some solid jokes that landed reasonably well. Not so to the sequel,  Recorded live at the  Streatham Space Project on the 14th of April 2023, It's.... Austin Powers! ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's cowboy time babey. It's time for the true-ish story of Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, and the gunfight at the OK Corral! Featuring a whole bevy of guys we love to see, guys we've loved to see, and guys we would have loved to have seen. ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's movie night at the big house we all live in together, and it's cowboy time again... or is it? Oh of course, it's Akira Kurosawa's 3.5 hour Seven Samurai. Because Dev got to pick the movie this time. ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our webs...

You asked, and like the monomyth, we refused the call. Several times. But now, we've finally relented. Recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on the 13th of April 2023, It's.... Austin Powers! ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website)....

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ OOOouuugh fuck. What happen in this movie ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:   https://www.tomallen.media/   Kill James Bond is hosted by  Alice Caldwell-Kelly ,  Abigail Thorn , an...

This week, a one-off episode to bridge the gap before our Austin Powers live shows: Atomic Blonde! Charlize Theron stars in a nest of spies type situation in cold war Berlin... a movie with immense potential that sadly completely fucks itself with that most insidious of poisons: Masculinity. ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond -----...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ That's right, we're back once again to answer your most pressing and urgent questions. If your question didn't get asked it wasn't good enough. ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  ...

Well lads, this is it. We're finally at the end of the UNCLE films. A bittersweet send-off as we watch a genuinely quite solid reboot movie, but one whos' sequel hook will forever remain unfulfilled. CIA guy Napoleon Solo (Massive) finds himself forced to team up with KJB operative Ilya Kuryakin (Massive, also) to find some nazi guy or whatever. I think. ------ Consider supporting us on our reason...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ You ever heard about this 'My Little Pony' stuff? It was pretty popular, a few years back.   You can find Mia at  https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics support her at  https://www.patreon.com/MiaMulder Watch her (excellent) videos at  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_OttpBEWWzSUlZbk5qmhSA And liste...

It's fifteen years after the events of the previous film. Napoleon Solo has developed a James Bond inferiority complex (and 500 liver spots) and is playing mid-stakes poker games at 2pm on a weekday. Ilya Kuryakin looks absolutely identical and has opened up a fashion brand catering for stacked 10/10 transgender baddies. The last of the old-school Gay-coded villains laments the modern age. ------...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ This week on KJB, Alice shares with us a film that holds an immense amount of meaning for her; Pedro Almodóvar's 1999 'All About My Mother'. The film follows a woman trying to find meaning for herself after the death of her son, and the episode of KJB is of a distinctly Hedwig style. Joining us is...

It's the final 60s UNCLE, and it's a fitting send-off. Solo goes on a peyote vision quest, Ilya babysits a wannabe protagonist, and "Waverly is fucking dying. A rogue UNCLE agent has created a secret society based in the LAX Airport Terminal in a desert in the middle of the Himalayas, and he's planning to stop all wars by unleashing the most powerful gas we've ever faced... ------ Consider support...