Kill James Bond!

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Thats's right, the strike's over. While we're not giving up on Eurospy just yet, this means we're no longer limited on bonus episodes. So what better a time than now to do a film Abi has been wanting to do since the very start of the show- The Edge! A brain god billion...

This one is inexplicably a spy movie funded partially by the City of Vienna for tourism purposes. I say 'inexplicably' because Vienna looks like an absolute heap of shit for the entire movie and I can't imagine this made anyone want to visit. ------ URGENT APPEAL FOR ACTION FOR PALESTINE Aid is not getting in to Gaza. There is no donation link I can provide here that will help assuage the ethnic c...

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's Alice's bonus pick again, and she's brought us actual cinéma. A real Móvié about a sad italian man during the height of the fascist dictatorship. ------ URGENT APPEAL FOR ACTION FOR PALESTINE Aid is not getting in to Gaza. There is no donation link I can provide h...

The Strike may be over, but our commitment to Eurospy is ironclad.  This week, there's another dead Soviet defector, so there must be another microfilm with something important on it floating around europe. Fuck it, lets send our best spy to go have a general look about. I'm not even going to front with you. This is my favourite episode we've recorded since Demolition Man. ------ URGENT APPEAL FOR...

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's time for the KILL JAMES BOND HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OOOooooOOOO(ghost noise). Two years ago, Devon picked Van Helsing. Last year, Abi picked Jennifer's Body. This year it falls to Alice to pick our non-struck spooktacular, and she's lovingly curated Audition, a film ab...

When an eccentric European aristocrat dies, his wife stands to inherit his collection of weapons patents. All the great powers of the world send their finest James Bond to attempt to claim them. How could this be anything other than great? This one is a hugely enjoyable movie thats inexplicably horribly racist right in the middle. Like a wonderful lindt chocolate liqueur filled with piss.  ------...

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ We told Devon to pick any movie in the world to watch, with the only requirement that it not be American. After only two real-time weeks of umming and ahhing they instantly picked Police Story 2! Jackie Chan has been demoted to traffic cop following his successful comp...

Look, I know what you're thinking, this is just another bad eurospy movie- but this movie was made by Claude Chabrol, one of the directors of the French New Wave, during his middle period. He may have made this movie entirely to keep the lights on, but he clearly used the opportunity to try some things out. French secret Agent 'The Tiger' is tasked with bodyguarding a Turkish minister's wife and d...

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ This week, further to our Solidarity Position of resolutely pretending America has never made a film, we're checking out a New Zealand production! Will our hearts be warmed by this tale of two misfits on the run, or will Taika Waititi's complete inability to not cast h...

This week, as if to karmically reward us for weathering Fx-18, the universe rewards us with a perfect Moore-era bond film- except it's french and released in 1964! Join OSS 117 as he travels to Thailand to investigate missing vaccines, and gets drawn into conflict with an evil magus named Dr Sin... ------ THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE! SAG-AFTRA is on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for stream...

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Since our main episodes are so rigidly structured this season, our only condition for bonus episodes is that the films aren't struck. Alice has grabbed the opportunity with both hands to make us watch a film about a lonely italian man who refuses to talk to women. ----...

Alright look, I never said these movies would all be good. I just said it would be interesting. This one... this one wasn't either. In this heap of hot trash, secret agent Francis Copland is assigned to infiltrate some kind of boat-based smuggling operation. ------ THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE! SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the r...

We're back again and answering YOUR questions! This week: Is it possible for a Spy movie to score a perfect Zero on SCUM? What little things can you do to help you feel like you're making progress in your transition? I'm going to Greggs, do you want anything? And the return of the Muppet Question... ------ THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE! SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons,...

Let me set the scene: It's 1963, the movie 'From Russia With Love' has just released and pre-production on 'Goldfinger' is already taking place. The People are clamoring for international nonces of mystery, and the great film-mills of Europe are only too happy to hard shift from the declining 'sword and sandals' genre into something that will forever be known... as Eurospy. It's episode one of sea...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Its the final episode of Season 2, and we decided to watch one more Stallone movie just to say goodbye to the big fella himself- And what better than Demolition Man? We recorded this one at the end of four hours of continuous podcasting and we were all insane and variably inebriated. Enjoy! ------...

"Before you embark on a rampage of revenge, you must first dig fifty to sixty tunnels" - Alice Caldwell-Kelly It's Rambo again, but this time they turn their profoundly racist attention to the nation of Mexico. Content warning for discussion of sexual assault, human trafficking. Before you donate to the strike funds below, consider throwing some money towards Red Nacional de Refugios , a charity t...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ As a companion piece to Cop Land, we're looking at the true story of what happened to NYC corruption whistleblower Frank Serpico. In this Biopic he's played by a young Al Pacino and Devon is going entirely feral about it. No I don't know whats going on with the hats. ------ THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIK...

It's the fourth Rambo film. Sylvester Stallone reckons this is 'the best film he's ever made' because it's 'the most truthful'.   We reckon it's the worst movie we've ever seen. ------ THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE! SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your w...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Rounding out our trilogy of two-host episodes, Devon and Abi are here to discuss Satoshi Kon's Perfect Blue! A member of an Idol group leaves to pursue a more serious career, but it turns out it's not that easy. Next week I promise it'll be Rambo 4. Unless it isn't. ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's a Double Dragon this week as Abi is getting, and I'm quoting directly here, 'Dome the likes of which you cannot imagine'. So instead of trying to imagine this, we watched the 1997 movie Cop Land! If you're one of the fans who suggested this, I chose this one because of you specifically. Promi...

It's Rambo 3, it's the third Rambo. Did you know that the 'dedicated to the brave mujahedeen fighters of Afghanistan' thing is just an urban legend? It's the full four-man cohort of KJB today, as our editor and producer Nate Bethea joins us to ask and answer one simple question: Is afghanistan about the size of hackney? you can find him on twitter at https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts and foll...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ The gang goes feral watching Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Isabella Rossellini.  ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:   https://www.tomallen.media/   Kill James Bond is hosted by  Al...

Alright fine, it's time to admit it. We hate America. We're absolutely sick to death of Yanks. And all it took to finally tip us over the edge was watching the movie Rambo: First Blood Part II ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If yo...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ I still can't believe the founder of Gucci was a guy called Guccio Gucci. Thats cunt ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:   https://www.tomallen.media/   Kill James Bond is hosted by ...

Kill... John.... Brambo... ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:   https://www.tomallen.media/   Kill James Bond is hosted by  Alice Caldwell-Kelly ,  Abigail Thorn , and  Devon . You...